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Typical vajayjay.
Typical vajayjay.
No Explanation Needed!
No Explanation Needed!
These wombs developed through eachother's pre-teen/teen years!
These wombs developed through eachother's pre-teen/teen years!
Cunt Punching in action. This is what love is
Cunt Punching in action. This is what love is
The Cunt Punt is a common manuever used to release demons and other evil spirits from within a woman's vagina. Turns a bitch back into a respectable woman in .5 seconds or less.
The Cunt Punt is a common manuever used to release demons and other evil spirits from within a woman's vagina. Turns a bitch back into a respectable woman in .5 seconds or less.
After proper use of the vagina.
After proper use of the vagina.
A typical vagina, bread not included.
A typical vagina, bread not included.
Meat curtains keep your bathroom from getting all wet.
Meat curtains keep your bathroom from getting all wet.
Do you keep your vagina cool? If not, you might want to see a wom.
Do you keep your vagina cool? If not, you might want to see a wom.
A tasteful tattoo, advertising its owner's love of the cooch.
A tasteful tattoo, advertising its owner's love of the cooch.
This is what your girlfriend's doctor sees each time she visits... assuming your girlfriend is a sex worker or an anime character.
This is what your girlfriend's doctor sees each time she visits... assuming your girlfriend is a sex worker or an anime character.
Sometimes, vaginas are visible through a fat person's pants. This is called a  camel toe.
Sometimes, vaginas are visible through a fat person's pants. This is called a camel toe.
What to watch out for
What to watch out for

Cunt is the official clinical term for a woman's dick hole. This word is used sparingly in America through fear of receiving the attention of powerful vaginal warriors like Hillary Clinton and Emily Dickinson, and can often end a conversation in stunned silence. In Britain, it can be used every other word without raising an eyebrow. You fucking twat.

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[edit] History

About one third of all the doors in the videogame "Prey" look like big ol' vaginas. This is because the alien mothership is partly organic, and the organic part is a chick. Usually, spiderbot-aliens come through them and kick your ass, but in at least one instance they talk like a big, horrible slimy mouth.

[edit] Vaginal Fun Facts

  • The real purpose of a vagina
  • Vaginas often contain centipedes or sand.
  • In medical/scientific terms, it is known as the "vadge" :)
  • Long cunt is long
  • Most cunts smell like Kid Cuisine® brand fishsticks.
  • Vaginas are ugly. If you're lucky, your partner's love lock will look like two Nürnberger bratwürste nestled neatly inside a pair of pink, steamed knackwürste. If you're not, you'll see something resembling a wad of spit-moistened, freshly-chewed bubble gum; a pile of rotting meat; a fistful of raw, fœtid oysters; or a tangle of knotted, slimy ribber bands. Vaginæ feel great, but unless your partner is a tiny Asian girl or user K-hate, you're in for a stomach-churning display of flesh turned inside out (See PROTIP below) when you look "down there". Note: The previous contributor is obviously a fag, and is trying to make you hate pussy so that you'll want his cock for buttsecks.
  • Asian vaginas are slanted — Chinese to the left, Japanese to the right. It's in the Bible.
  • Much like Japanese men, vaginas secrete copious amounts of a thick, clear fluid when aroused
  • You will never see a pretty one in your life LOL
  • Pussy tastes like salty milk and coins.
  • Pussy feels like wet bread.
  • 97.56% of all Livejournal users don't shave their vaginas
  • The only time when it is not safe to place a dick in a vagina is when the owner is .Popping a Yolk

PROTIP: Never look directly at a vagina. Observe it only through panties, tight jeans, etc. Man does not look upon the face of the Gorgon and live.

[edit] One in the pink! One in the stink!

Lesbo Dr. is definitely doing it for the lulz.

[edit] Usage and Examples

[edit] Noun

  1. "I'd have to be a cunt to forget your birthday."
  2. "Did you see what that cunt did to my talk page?"
  3. "Don't have a cunt."

[edit] Verb

  1. "Oh yeah, give her a right cunting, Jonathon."
  2. "Jesus! You've cunted up my edit, again!"
  3. "I have no cunting clue what to put here."
  4. "I'd cunt her... err... cunt."

[edit] Adverb

  1. "I'd like you to go cuntwards."
  2. "Cuntwise? She's pretty astute."
  3. "He skipped cuntily down the street."
  4. "She's cuntastic."

[edit] Adjective

  1. "This cake is absolutely cuntable."**
  2. "Don't be so cuntile, Basil."
  3. "He was certainly a cuntsome faggot."
    • The cunt is a lie

[edit] Synonyms

Pussy, cunt, cum bucket, clam, taco, camel toe, toddlerpositor, husband hole, frontal spunk pocket, penis eating hate-tunnel, wicked dripping fish cave, PENIS holster, axe-wound, spaz hole, sausage wallet, p.grayburn@gmail.com, nasty gash, sin hole, ham wallet, oyster ditch, gut locker, pudding hatch, squish mitten, yippee bog, bitch wrinkle, fiddle cove, snatch, beef curtains, the meat sleeve, bearded chalupa, whatever, a bee farm, winker, growler, grissle gripper, cock socket, haddock pastie, spasm chasm, stench trench, Klunge, no man's land, the abyss, the better mouth.

[edit] Usage as Slang

In the UK, the word 'cunt' barely raises an eyebrow -a staple of conversation used with great versatility from instigating a fight ("You talking to me, cunt?"), to shit-popping, ("That fucking wanker Blair is a right cunt.") to a term of endearment ("It's your fucking round; get the Britneys in you cheap cunt."). In fact, just as most American men can't find a woman's clitoris, most Brits would point to their mate Trevor if they were asked where the cunt is.

[edit] EPIC MONTAGE OF CUNTPUNT



Vagina Power

Public Access TV9 host Alexyss K. Tylor discussing Vagina Power, Penis Power,
and the jackrabbit vibrator. That's her own mother on the left. Typical nigras when they aren't talking about their gov'ment cheese and baby daddy dramas.

[edit] Cunt Punch

Cunt punch is the act of delivering an always well-deserved punch to some bitch's vagina.

[edit] Why punch her in the cunt?

This really needs no explaining. All women are eeevildumbasses and deserve it.

Other than that, by law these reasons make cunt punching completely legal:

GENERAL:

  • The headfucks women subject men to (not to be confused with fucking, which is good. You can incorporate punching the cunt in fucking too though just for teh lulz and because she needs to know that just because she puts out this time doesn't mean she isn't a snake with tits anyways.)

ALSO:

  • She switched the channel on the telly
  • She's not in the kitchen
  • She burnt your dinner, WTF!? (needz moar use of violence)
  • Not swallowing
  • Dumb bitch asked for money

There are many moar reasons in the law but cant be arsed wiff it. As alrady stated no1 should really ask this question in the first place.

[edit] How to Cunt Punch

She was asking for it!
She was asking for it!
  • 1. Take her to dinner (or a motel, or an opium den, or to visit your mother.)
  • 2. Proceed in making your mating call (such as putting on romantic music like Akercocke or The Faceless, dipping a strawberry in whipped cream, feeding it to her, then sticking your finger, or penis, in the cream and shoving it in her mouth, or a combination of the two. Mix it up.)
  • 3. When that nappy bitch turns you down, uppercut her in the vagoo
  • 4. ????
  • 5. PROFIT!!!

(Try it on your mom! its fun!)

[edit] Opposition to cunt punching

Only teh feminazis oppose the practice. Good thing is, though they are uglier than men (and usually has a stronger beard than you ever will), feminazis usually have cunts too. Therefore the law also applies to them. If you ever achieve the great success of the epic cunt punch in your lifetime, then you get bonus point multipliers if they are feminazi scum. You will be admired in heaven. A winner is you!




[edit] Some Foreign Cunts ("foreign" if you speak Spanglish innit)

The Japanese have raised subliminal cunting to the level of art.
The Japanese have raised subliminal cunting to the level of art.

[edit] Gallery

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[edit] See Also

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