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Critter

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Just in case you need clarification
Just in case you need clarification

A critter is defined as a "cute creature", a chibi, or somehow like a loli version of a furry, in certain proportions but still may lead to "extremely cute yiff". Please note that critters does not need to be based on actual IRL animals, but more a random thing with eyes, ears, atrophied members, and an abscence of neck, which may be the result of a genetic disease due to the amount of inbreeds amongst these species. Somehow they remain cute for some reason. A few popular examples: Pikachu, Gizmo from the Gremlins, Kirby; Mudkips may also fall into this categorization.

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Wildcritters

The mascot of wild critters
The mascot of wild critters
No-one needed to see that
No-one needed to see that

The website wildcritters.us claims to be best viewed with FireFox 3, indicating that you'll save your sanity when the damn thing crashes due to the way the site is actually managed.

The whole site appears to be all innocence and light, catering mainly towards the plushy crowd, further reinforced by the light pastel colors and wapanese-style icons. But you suddenly, expectedly, stray into vore territory. Completely disturbing when it's surrouned by "cute" pictures of rabbits and foxes. Or whatever the hell they are.

General Rules

None of them virgin left
None of them virgin left
Disturbing
Disturbing

It's still incredible to see a non-human erotica site with concrete, elaborated rules. If we pay attention, all that classification is purely nonsensical: just a simple observation anyone can do will reveal how furries, inside their communities are punctilious regarding their own rules the same way a Muslim fundamentalist respects the Koran.

So, the following content is generally forbidden at Wild Critters:

  1. Anthropomorphic characters, they look too human, so critterfags can't get off on it.
  2. Henry Rollins, even drawn in a chibi-furry style is banned, despite the fact rules doesn't mention it.
  3. Buckets and Diesel locomotives ares also part of the things that ares banned here.
  4. Guro (Pictures of critters being severely hurt, bleeding, or killed. This includes display of dissections)

Please note that virgin, menstrual blood, or cross-section(xray) are okay. NOTE: If you post Vore which includes blood, gore, mutilation of any sort, it will automatically be considered Guro and will be deleted. Rape or torture material is allowed to an extent. It must remain cute and inoffensive for childrens!

Hugable Critters

Cuddly wuddly is how we like 'em ^^

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