Crimes

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Scientology and CRIMES

Whenever engaging in an conversation with a scilon, they will attempt to put you in intellectual checkmate by shouting "What are YOUR crimes?" They will never allow you to answer, they will just keep shouting it over and over, because as all cults know, nothing breaks people like a mindless chant.

All scilons are under the conception that anyone who is critical of their money grubbing cult is a criminal and therefore guilty of a crime.

Types of CRIMES

Since you won't be allowed to answer the question, these are some of the CRIMES scilons will accuse you of:

• Murder
• Rape
• Baby rape
• Domestic violence
• Assault
• Religious persecution
• Fursecution
• Cockblocking
• Trolling
• Being fat
• Being Mexican
• Being a meanie
• Hatred
• Bigotry
• Genocide
• Internet disease
• Destroying planets and/or galaxies
• Being a pornographer
• Turning invisible on purpose to deceive others
• Conspiring with foreign governments
• Working for or being a psychologist
• Working for or being a pharmacologist
• Not washing your hands after using the toilet

Proper Form of CRIMES

When talking to scilons OL, this is the only acceptable response to "What are your crimes?"

See Also

• A Scientologist's Guide to 4chan - a must read for lurking scifag spys
• Scientology
• Tom Cruise
• Psychiatrists
• Ebaums
• Anonymous
• Wisebeardman
• The Geterator
• Message from scientology
• The Regime
• Enjoy your time protesting
• Epic
• Win
• CAPS LOCK

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