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'Sup 4chan.

Frustrated Cracky-Chan fanboy posting on 4chan.

Many imitators, only one cracky

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4chanarchive has epic archived /b/ threads related to this topic for great justice.

Cracky-chan is the name given by 4chan to pictures of an English schoolgirl named Olivia Fields posted by legendary Stalker Warchief Rend Niggerhand. Primarily taken from her Live Journal account ScareCrowMaiden, the pictures displayed an unusual depth of aesthetics for a teenager, and were promptly declared both cute and sweet by Anonymous.

As Anonymous collectively felt the blossoming of his first love he proceeded to enact a rite that would later come to define every relationship he would have: he obsessively wrote graphic accounts of her rape while actively stalking (GOOGLE LULZ) her.

Fearing for her life Cracky QUIT THE INTERNET and went into deep hiding as a dedicated cadre of neckbeards and pedophiles entitled the circlejerk girded their loins, cracked their Mountain Dews, and began to fap furiously to the thought of actually finding her. Cracky-chan is very important in the history of Trolltalk (often known as 20721), although Trolltalk is not important in the history of anything.

STATUS UPDATE: Found and in infrequent contact with the circlejerk. Cracky now lurks 4chan's /tg/ /a/ and /y/ boards and can be found on the World of Warcraft server Aggramar. Her current dead journal contains an entry where she remarks on her recent submission to Suicide Girls<3

STATUS UPDATE UPDATE: Cracky-Chan has tried to an hero and will be dead in two days. Goodnight Sweet Princess.

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What'd she do, slam her face into a counter?





Cracky macros like this are used to show distaste on /b/	Photoshopped images of popular memes are the reason most basement dwellers subscribe to the internets.
			The lulz alive!
Every /b/tard's favorite pastime

The 420chan thread where Cracky confronts her stalkers :Part 1	The 420chan thread where Cracky confronts her stalkers :Part 2	The 420chan thread where Cracky confronts her stalkers :Part 3	The 420chan thread where Cracky confronts her stalkers :Part 4
A new picture enters the fray. When will it ever end?	Lol. Easyjet! And I thought she was rich...	Hair made from coral

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Her fake cries of "leave me alone"

Her response to 4chan.

/b/ really loves Cracky-Chan

Back in 2005, Shii went around tracking the IP that cracky used to post as anon and she was bumping all of her camwhoring threads as anon with posts like, "OH CRACKY CHAN PLZ GIMME UR JOURNAL".

And then she whined to be left alone?!

Crackyhouse.org

Some time ago, the bastard crackbaby of Gurochan and Ogrish decided to come together and create an entire fansite dedicated to their obsession for Cracky-chan. The site consists of images of Cracky, puppies, crime scene photos and necrophilia. All in all, a nice place full of pretty cool folks. Most of the time their lives consist of obsessing so deeply over Cracky-chan that they post pictures of themselves cutting her name into their arms, and expecting the now anonymous miss Fields to contact them IRL so that they can chat about life, art, and love.

Cracky's imminent fate, lest she be found by Anonymous.

Imitators

Also Don't See

Also Don't Become a Crackyfag

Lolichan demonstrates advanced symptoms of crackyfaggotry

Crackyfaggotry is a disease once thought eradicated by modern science, but breeds in small corners of the internet.

Crackyfag symptoms include:

Evangelical faggotry about a camwhore long since ignored and forgotten
Confusion about the word "romantic" when they blatantly mean "pedophilic"
Psuedo-intellectual noodling concerning just about anything
The inability to STFU about anything, ever
Being 14 year old girls, even the ones who were born male and who are at least twice that age.
Cutting
Making fucking awesome YouTubes, often attacking the white knights of other camwhores: