Cool story bro

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Cool story, bro is the ultimate shut down to faggotry, obvious trolling, and tl;dr infecting the internets, to which there is no response. It's versatile in that it simultaneously acknowledges the given failure, shows moderate approval, and conveys the fact that nobody gives a flying fuck. Some argue this meme originated here, however nobody cares about that either.

Alternate ways to say it may be utilized, like the following:

• Riveting tale, chap.
• Chida historia, carnal (for the spic)
• Cool story, broseph
• Cool story, hoeseph
• Chill shit, nigger
• Interesting chronicle, sibling
• Friends and a cool story (Moonspeak)
• Ku^ru monogatari, aniki (for the weeaboo)

Example:

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Cool Story Bro

Noone cares. Heavy duty version Cumdumpster version.

Even sysops succumb Coolest story ever told, bro Susan Boyle cares a lot for your valued opinion. As does Gordon Brown! Verbose Used in an epic act of trolling Wikipedia. Gaiafags even think your story is cool. Aussies don't give a shit either! Apparently it causes serious BAWWWWWW amongst Gamespot members. Nothing like some freshly squeezed OJ... cool story bro from the coolest of bros Obvious tl;dr trolls Politics in Italy Standard issue Cool story, bro.

See Also

• No U
• Nobody cares
• Shit nobody cares about
• You don't have any friends

External links

• [1] According to Yahoo Answers, when people say that, they really do like your story and aren't sarcastic.