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Conspiracy

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  1. 9/11 was a government conspiracy, maybe by the U.S. Government and/or Jews.
  2. ED has a conspiracy where most of the users are the same person, and that person is a Jew.
  3. John Seigenthaler Sr., a closet Jew, was the second gunman who shot JFK - who was himself a Roman Catholic (and thus a pedo Jew).
  4. Illuminati, which is run by the Jews using giant luminous candles made from members of the ex-Hitler fandom.
  5. Illemonati, which conspires to troll the internet in the name of Lemon Demon.
  6. Furluminati, which is inhaled by the Jews as a means of getting to heaven (which, of course, is impossible due to their overly Jewy Jewness).
  7. Mind control is the cause of all your problems, including the Jews.
  8. Not a coincidence that the Jews did "it".
  9. Al Gore, a scientist, created Global Warming so people would vote for leftards.


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