Conspiracy
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
- 9/11 was a government conspiracy, maybe by the U.S. Government and/or Jews.
- ED has a conspiracy where most of the users are the same person, and that person is a Jew.
- John Seigenthaler Sr., a closet Jew, was the second gunman who shot JFK - who was himself a Roman Catholic (and thus a pedo Jew).
- Illuminati, which is run by the Jews using giant luminous candles made from members of the ex-Hitler fandom.
- Illemonati, which conspires to troll the internet in the name of Lemon Demon.
- Furluminati, which is inhaled by the Jews as a means of getting to heaven (which, of course, is impossible due to their overly Jewy Jewness).
- Mind control is the cause of all your problems, including the Jews.
- Not a coincidence that the Jews did "it".
- Al Gore, a scientist, created Global Warming so people would vote for leftards.

