ConceptArt
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
In the horrible teenage wasteland known as Web 2.0, every known site or thing related with art is infested with the cancers known as furry, generic animu and teenage angst. It's a sad, but true, the people's first impression of art on the internets is the circle-jerk hugbox community known as DeviantART. There is one place out there, one of very few that is a dedicated art site that the main focus is amazingly NOT about how many pageviews you can get, how well you can trace inuyasha, how you can express your angst through shit poetry and furry cutting action, or how many times you can say "OMG! KAWAII =^___^= *Hugs* *GLOMP* OMG!1 DOOM!! GIR! ZIM!".
The place is ConceptArt, and the main focus is actually to learn how to become a better artist through critique and discipline, which is a rare thing nowadays. Yes, it is hard to comprehend that there is actually an art site where teenagers and furries are surprisingly in the minority, as well as everyone not being the owner of at least 3 neopets accounts. So then why would a seemingly drama-free bastion of sanity even be mentioned here? Well, read on my astonished friend:
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Teh Drama
Who and what causes drama here? Well, mostly people from DeviantART, of course! (God help us if anyone from Sheezyart tries.) Since being raised in the degenerating masturbatory hugbox culture of TARTland, where words like "critique" are not in their dictionary, TARTlets have an expectation of being showered with pageviews and at least 9000 glomp emoticons. Upon posting their art, which is usually full of photoshop filters, lens flare, and FAIL, the response is generally an honest critique basically saying: "Yeah, it's bad, but here is some helpful advice from real professionals that will make you actually improve rather than stagnate . . . " A TARTlet, who can't comprehend that this advice is helpful, will immediately do the most predictable thing that teenagers do best: Violently deny that they have done anything wrong, and take it personally.
The usual excuses are to the effect of:
- "This is my style"
- "I'm only X-teen years old"
- "this is an older pic"
- "i like drawing manga, get over it!"
The Furry Fury
![Krystallwolvelt's "Evil Master of Puppets" from this thread: [1]](/Image:Krystallwolvelt_-_master_of_puppets.jpg)
A classic example of this lunacy is this furry TARTlet who wandered in with a bloated ego posting some abysmal art with the pretentious title: "The Puppet Master" [2] Epic amounts of fail and sheer arrogance were displayed with this thread, and despite ConceptArt's best efforts, he continued to deny any wrong doing.
After however, having a severe ego inflation, and perhaps getting his artcrap hit on by some furry, he came back once more to post some mixed media crapwork [3] before promptly being lulzed off Conceptart for his sheer inept failure to understand that he should quit Art forever.
SnapeSnogger loses it
One of the more famous events happened was when Ms. Ego-Snoggy-Supreme ventured blindly into the ConceptArt forums posting one of her classic fetish fanarts. [4] She received justifiable criticism, then unsurprisingly went batshit insane. To make matters worse, some other Snogger fans came into the thread to defend her from the harsh undeniable truth. One of these was some cunt with the predictable wapanese name " Yusagi " who said some amazingly arrogant drivel such as:
- "True talent doesn't require blood and sweat, and I don't know about Snogger, but I prefer to be taught by someone talented, than someone skilled--I can learn everything they know from a book."
- Favoring snoggers "art" over something decent like this with:
- "What makes that so good? I personally find them to be nothing spectacular, in fact, I find them to be dreary, and the second woman to be unintentionally fat." LOL, WUT?
Do try and troll her for the lulz.
Note: Read moar in the Snapesnogger ConcepArt incident
Chasethehedgehog lol =^_^=
| —Chasethehedgehog, babbling |
| —Jason Rainville, speaking truth |
The Saga of darthnader
What happens when a site so awesome as CA.org scares off the weaboos and furries? You would think that the lulz would end, but luckily for us all, there are still fucktards like darthnader who think that talking as if they were on ED= instant win. It appears that in the war to fight retardedness he became infected by the disease himself.
Interestingly, it seems that unlike most of those who try to gain their fame and asspats through behaving like Tartlets on CA, he saw the ineffectiveness of such tactics and chose to take a different approach: flaming the hell out of any such undesirable elements... unfortunately for him all such entities had already been scared off. And so he set off on a quest to search for crap and found Starththehedgehog100. His fagotry yielded the opposite of its desired effect, as instead of gaining the admiration and fame he desired he found himself, rather than Starth, as the target of ridicule and lulz.
Darthnader, however, did not take the hint that maybe he should stfu and instead went on to force a meme with his lame dribble of anti-animu copypasta to start a meme within the CA community like the meme spouting faggot he is. Not only did his efforts once again result in fail and lulz but gained him a spot in the coveted "Worst of CA" thread, thus immortalizing his name in CA history.
INSECT BATTLE
To save the best for last, this masterpiece was posted by manky83 (who claims to be 23 in his profile) in this thread that became legendary in the CA community.
Just like people who will waste money on upgrades to cover up the fact that they drive a shit car, this is a perfect example of how no amount of photoshop shadows and filters will make a shitty drawing better. This thread became so awesome that the wasp and scorpion emotions were made official. There was even a fanart thread dedicated to the epic failure complete with multiple lens flares and lulz.
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See Also
External Links:
- ConceptArt - If you know any TARTlets you'd like to become an hero, trick them into posting their animu fanart here in the IT'S FINALLY FINISHED forum. There will be lulz. I guarantee it.)
- Worst of ConceptArt thread
