Computer science
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Computer science is a branch of science focusing primarily on computers. It's a popular major in college; because of it's popularity amongst fanboys, bloggers, aspies and their narrow-minded beliefs on how they believe computers should work.
Computer scientists are an advanced form of fanboy.
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Ironies
- Many computer 'scientists' drop out because of the math workload.
- People who do weasel through are often a far cry from "scientists"
- Computer Scientists, contrary to popular belief, do not "tighten up the graphics"
Skill Requirements
- A ME, IQ, and MA of 12 or more AND a PB of 6 or less
- Penis of 5" or less
- Must know at least 1 programming language from each of the major families. And no..HTML doesn't count fags
- Get Lame jokes such as "Why do Computer Scientists get Halloween and Christmas confused
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Science: Determining the best
Find a computer scientist who will do a side-by-side, iteration-through-iteration, byte-by-byte comparison of Windows and Mac, KDE and Gnome. It never happens -- BECAUSE NOBODY COULD LIVE LONG ENOUGH TO GET THROUGH A HELLO WORLD, BYTES ARE SMALL NEWB. Either the person is an open source, wannabe-humanitarian, anti-capitalist fat fuck on a mission to save the world, or a money-grubbing windows-using jew.
