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The rules.

Typical Complaints forum post

The Complaints Forum, or colloquially Complaints, is the second most popular sub forum on DevianTART. Complaints, is where users go to complain, and their complaints are met with more complaints about their complaint. These complaints about their complaints are met with complaints about users complaining about their original complaint in Complaints. The cycle is never ending.

1 Purpose?
2 Forum Whores
3 Counter-Threads
- 3.1 Memorable Counter-thread Topic
4 Beating A Dead Horse
- 4.1 Topics That Are Dead Horses
5 Complaintopia
6 See Also
7 Some memorable threads

[edit] Purpose?

Complaints is serious business

DevianTART is an epicenter of lulz revolving around temperamental 'artists' and pedos. Naturally, because of the dangerously high levels of dumbfuckery that DeviantTART is livid with, there exists the almighty COMPLAINTS FORUM, where DA's healthy population of furfags can climb onto their soapboxes and rant about Fursecution in long, pseudo-political tirades, and 16 year-old girls who claim to be TROO ARTEESTS can flock to whine about life in general. Because of this the trollability level of this particular forum is through the roof, as there is nothing moar lulzy than a bunch of socially-inept anime douchebags arguing over what created the universe or what country America will bomb next, and then thinking they are 100% right.

mngamojemo. No, srsly

[edit] Forum Whores

On every DA forum, one's 'rank and self-worth upon the boards is measured by how many posts that person has made. TARTlets who do not have a post count of over 9000 are to be shunned as anti-social and worthless contributors to the great art community that is DA. Forum whores usually get sexual gratification by bragging about their Post Count. The term 'forum whore' was used to apply to people who, as well as having a high post count, also made good posts. Now it applies chiefly to faggots who post one word or ">:" the most. This means your number of posts counts for even less than before. So do us all a favor and kill yourselves, because your lives are now worthless. Thanks!

Most complaints-forum whores either wind up dead or banned after a while or become a senior during one of lolly's random, Nazi-esque Seniorization sprees.

Beginning-whores are also put under scrutiny by older-whores, as they are constantly called "trolls" or "spammers", and reported the fuck out of, for fear the new-whores might get some reputation or possibly in the near future supersede them.

The most famous forum whore ever is Shadowgamers, an english schoolboy, obsessed with mecha-porn and genital mutilation. He spent a good portion of his pathetic life posting in caps lock and watching as the other forum whores battled each other for cock-sucking rights. His reign ended when he was banned for being an Accident Retard. Not one person has been pathetic enough to replace him as of yet. (ShadowGamers may still be mentioned, as he makes a point of remaining in contact with everybody, through any means possible, from MSN to LiveJournal. At last notice, he was on his final warning for a ban at deviantsnark) DISREGARD THAT, Shadowgamers has been unbanned. Most TARTlets that only suffer from minor retardation hope that he will be raped by robots in his sleep. DISREGARD THAT Banned again.

Prince-Charles the ugliest basement dwelling ~~dyke~~ fag in existance

What Zaiger420's boyfriend sees when he is sucking his dick

Other Complaints Forum Whores and their claims to fame:

neo-kaiser - Ass-Pie, Australian
mngamojemo - Ass-Pie, lesbian
prince-charles - fag, Basement Dweller
zaiger420 - Junkie, Pedophile
Mixedpie - Attention Whore, Fantard
Lordogreus - Pedophile, Basement Dweller
ThePinkBunneh - Dyke, American

These people feel that unless they've made OVER 9000 complaints a week that people might have forgotten what faggots they really are.

[edit] Counter-Threads

Usually, when someone makes a stupid post, some idiot decides to rewrite their post in a stupid, butthurt manner and repost it with a similar thread title. This usually results in them getting flamed for making a counter thread.

However, sometimes this gets out of control and there will be thousands of people making counter threads of one topic and everyone getting annoyed.

It should be noted that one of these shit heads actually made the best argument ever in this form with a counter thread titled, "My counter thread" which merely contained, "Your thread sucks". No one knows what happened to this poster, or where he/she/it might be today.

These threads are a prime example of RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE.

HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS. As of today counter-threads have been outlawed. even the almighty Lolly is not immune [1]

[edit] Memorable Counter-thread Topic

A fine example of typical DevianTART dumbfuckery is as follows: One day, an innocent poster made a joke thread making fun of Goths. However, people took this thread a little too seriously and thought it was real. Some people were soon making threads titled "I'm prep, dammit!" and "I'm emo, dammit!", which just proved how fucking stupid the complaints forum whores are.
These people are our planet's future? Jesus Christ. And TARTlets say that we're stupid. The truth is revealed.

[edit] Beating A Dead Horse

There are many topics on the complaints forum that are considered dead horses. Ironically enough, the word "dead horse" is one of them, because somehow it is funny to TARTlets. A dead horse comes about because non-regulars tend to make posts about the same thing every day, such as how their life sucks or how no one likes them because they are furries. God forbid some one on an ART site post something pertaining to ART, even if it's a forum dedicated to complaints. can someone please complain about all the shitty 'art' that DA is ridden with?

[edit] Topics That Are Dead Horses

Anime is perhaps the worst dead horse topic; it got so bad that the admins made a sticky thread for it, which no longer exists because the admins are stupid and thought this would "facilitate discussion", if by that they mean endless wanking against and by anime fangirls.
Another popular topic in the Complaints Forum (one they NEVER tire of) is art thieves. Replies to threads such as this are full of fail and feeble attempts to understand the basics of Copyright Law, or law in general.

Other dead horse topics include:

When a topic that is considered a dead horse is posted, a whole load of forum whores will point out that it's a dead horse to the poster, a gesture to which to any rational human being would deem trivial (I mean, really, don't you whorebags have better things to do?). In response, the poster will post another forum thread saying how evil the forum whores are and will attempt suicide. Unfortunately there has never been a recognized occurrence of suicide in the complaints forum.

[edit] Complaintopia

ladyjafaria of Complaintopia in action against a Senior Member

Somebody once decided to run for dictator of the complaints forum and tried to rally other forum whores, under the campaign promise of "removing the word emo from the English language".

The result was utter fail as an already unfunny joke was murdered and then had its corpse raped by obsessed fangirls and a bunch of wannabe forum whores who appointed themselves positions such as "Vizier" and constantly overused it.

Unfortunately several tartlets still sport "Complaintopia" signatures and run around like headless chickens telling everyone how to use the forums. This greatly annoyed the older forum whores who just wanted to be able to troll without a stuck up newb berating them about being mean. Since the older forum whores had been around for at least 100 years, most of the berating failed almost as much as Complaintopia.