Code Geass
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Code Geass is one of the newest load of Anime crap to be force-fed to Americunt weeaboos, as well as the worlds longest-running series of Pizza Hut commercials. As it involves giant robots, large-scale military invasions, ethnic cleansing, drugs, and terrorists it is considered one of the least gay of the modern animu, speaking purely in terms of comparison.
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[edit] Plot
The anime takes place in alternative-history world where Japan gets pwned by the Empire of Britannia, due to the fact the Britannians have giant rollerskate-wearing robots, which are obviously more effective than tanks and other conventional weapons. The Britannians are basically English Nazis who want to take over the world and do what Hitler would have done had he ever existed (while coincidentally doing everything the Japanese did to the Chinese during World War II).
Lelouch, the main character, a royal intellectual checkmate who does things for great justice, gets butthurt because his little sister became a cripple after his mother was assassinated. Because the King of Britannia, who looks like George Washington on steroids though this was lulzy, (since she was clearly asking for it) Lelouch decided to give up his princehood and go live with the Jap-people.
His main adversary is Suzaku, a green-eyed, brown-haired Azn who has decided to join the Britannians and their glorious conquest of the savage inferior nations. He fights against Lelouch when inside his Mech, but he's his best friend IRL. This makes him the exact opposite of your average weeaboo, and so is deeply hated by the Japanophile fantard horde, who see his rejection of the superior Nips as blasphemy.
Everything is fine and dandy as the filthy Elevens are learning their place in dying of AIDS in the ghetto, when terrorists attack and Ledouch, who is caught in the middle, gets the unique power to mindfuck people and get them to do whatever he wants from a loli slut named C.C., who popped out of a big metal ball. He then proceeds to declare shenanigans on Britannia while wearing a mask and calling himself Zero.
After creating the Black Knights as some form of terrorist vigilante group, he starts a revolution. He then kills the Britannians and doesn't afraid of anything, gets a huge fucking army, and almost retakes Japan. However, his army of retards (as can be expected of the Japs) fail in an epic way and start to lose the second Lelouch leaves to go save his cripple loli sis, even though they had already retaken most of the island. Yeah, apparently there's a reason Britannia controls 2/3rds of the world. Their nobility is made of political supers and badasses.
Suzaku follows him, discovering his best friend is his worst enemy and the first season ends with them both ready to blow each others heads off. No, that head, you fucking perverts.
The entire show is represented as a metaphorical chess game, where each episode is a "turn" and the season is a "round". LOL NERDZ!!!
[edit] Just What the Fuck Is "Geass" ?
Nobody has any fucking clue what Geass is, except that it is purple and gay and mystical and sparkly and makes for great filler during the opening sequences. Typical of Azn religion, really.
Whatever "Geass" really is, it gives the person who "has" it some sort of nifty power. Lelouch's "Geass" ability is to make anyone do whatever he wants, no matter how absurd or immoral. Regrettably, what he really should have used it for never appears in the series, but then again, that's what Yaoi is for, amirite?
PROTIP: contrary to popular belief, it actually is pronounced "gay-ass".
[edit] Hmmm, Haven't I Seen This Shit Before?
After watching a few episodes, you'll get this strange feeling of déjà vu. That may because you saw this plot played out on Death Note, which sucked even more. The main difference between the two is that Death Note is about creepy gay Emo kids while Code Geass is about significantly-less-creepy gay Terrorist and Nazi kids. However, Death Note easily pwns Geass (and all other anime) in terms of the pure amount of faggotry and boring shit it contains.
[edit] Other Characters
- Kallen: A pink-haired half-Azn who joins the Black Knights. Looks exactly like Sakura from Naruto and is clearly asking for it.
- Ogi: While he pretends to be a Jap, his curly hair and the Jew-Star on his jacket clearly show that he is clearly a Jew. Also, he was one of the original terrorists, and we all know Jews did WTC.
- Villetta Nu: A silver-haired Britfag who is significant only because she was one of the first people Lelouch mindfucked, and because you get to see her tits. Gets amnesia'd and turned into Ogi's sex-slave.
- C.C.: Lelouch's bitch who follows him everywhere and gave him the Geass. She can't be mindfucked so he does it for real. She had a bitch named Mao who had a unique ability but he has permanently mindfucked himself. Nobody knows what her greatest wish is but it is probably to meet someone who will shove a Pizza Hut pizza up her pussy.
There are tons of other characters, but none of them are really important, doing little else but providing fodder for bad fanart and even worse fanfiction. One of them inexplicably rapes a table, which continues to show how messed up Japan is.
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[edit] Rating
- Action: 9/10. It's about terrorists and giant robots, after all.
- Lulz: 4/10. The parts where it tries to be funny, it fails. But when, for example, the chink named Mao tries to chainsaw the little green-haired girl, or when the Britfags decide to immolate the Jap ghetto, lulz may be had.
- Gayness: 7/10. The main characters look and dress extremely faggy, and there are several instances where "OH GEASS NO" can be called at Lelouch and Suzaku's faggotry. Moments when gayness is implied are when Rollo approaches Lulu saying "I will be always with you", asking for obvious marriage in Spain, and several others between Lelouch and Suzaku. Just look for "OH GEASS NO" and you can see what we mean.
- Furry Gayness: 4/10. They dress up in animal costumes for some reason in one episode, and the pink-haired half-jap dresses as a giant green beaver in another.
- Product Placement: 30/10. For a good time, try taking a shot every time you see a Pizza Hut logo. Be warned that you may die of alcohol poisoning.
[edit] R2
The second season is the fucking definition of Epic Lulz. No drama or sarcasm. They take the shitty, lulzy, writing, and trick the minds of the fanboys into thinking it's good by adding ass kicking giant robots and an epic plot twist at the end of EVERY FUCKING EPISODE. God revealed in an interview with some furfagthat the original title for Code Geass: Lelouch of the Rebellion R2 was actually, Code Geass: Lelouch of the Epic Lulz. It was changed so they could get everyone's money.
[edit] Gallery
 Some argue that Lelouch just does it for the Lulz... |
 ...until he totally gets what he deserves. |
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[edit] See also
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Code Geass is part of a series on Anime. |
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