Cocktease
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
A cocktease can range from the female who wears ultra short skirts and dresses, tight pants and tops, known as the "look but don't touch" type, to the inhibited female who is horny and loves foreplay. Easily seduced, she will do anything and everything (kissing, necking, heavy petting, oral), but says "no" just before penetration. In other words, every girl you've ever met!
A stripper is a professional cocktease, who fat, ugly virgins pay for their services, because they are too retarded to hire a prostitute.
Raping a cocktease is perfectly acceptable, since they are all asking for it.
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Famous Cockteasing
<ckx> women ask for it
<ckx> they act all old and mature
<ckx> and then you stick your cock up their ass
<ckx> and they get all bitchy
<ckx> "I"M ONLY 13, I'M ONLY 13!!!"
How the Cocktease Operates
- She knows your name.
- She does not recoil in horror at the mere thought of being in your presence.
- She has boobs.
- She has a vagina.
- She coincidentally glances in your
generalgenital direction. - She exists.
- You can easily spot a cocktease by looking directly in a mirror.
Cocktease Types & Fashions
 The shorter the dress, the bigger the tease. |
 Going commando means you are a cocktease. |
 Exhibitionists are cockteases. |
 Emmy Jo liked to prance around in her airplane skirt. |
 All-natural feminine girls can be cockteases. |
 Flashers are definately cockteases. |
 Goth chicks are cockteases. |
Examples of Cockteases
- Amanda Wenk
- Raisa Mendoza
- College professors
- Your MILF neighbor
- Cheerleaders
- Your sister's girlfriends
- your mom
See also
