Clusterfuck
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
See Also: Orgy
ClusterFuck is a word that can be used as a noun, or verb when it is the subject of merciless fucking complication. There is a few simple ways to stop from being clusterfucked right in the ass.
Step 1. Avoid inherently stupid things unless you intend to exploit them for the lulz.
Step 2. Do not go to prison or risk the chance of being clusterfucked in the ass. Srsly.
Step 3. Grow up and no longer be a loli so that pedobear will not find you.
Step 4. Don't BAWW about everything when someone insults you in an online forum, chat room, etc.
Step 5. Always do it for the lulz to avoid being clusterfucked by someone who thinks the internet is serious business.
Step 6. ????
Step 7. Profit!
[edit] Basic Usage
1.noun place/thing- an extremely intricate network of concepts (tunnels, corridors, pipes, etc.) that all interweave within one another to make up one big ass contiguous body.
- example Encyclopedia Dramatica is a ClusterFuck of shitz and gigglez.
2.noun person- One who maliciously ClusterFucks; Some one who is being ridiculously fucking difficult, and has elevated the situation to a whole new radical level of complication because they are either strategically cock-blocking you or they're so goddamn retarded that they can't do anything without fucking it up on srsly massive levels.
- example Any man's wife is a liable to be a clusterfuck, because when she wants to be a bitch and slap him or act out any other stupid female fantasies of violence, he cannot put her ass back in line without getting fucked from all directions by lawyers, alimony, child support, and half the cash money and assets that used to be his. (to avoid this simple yet totally fucking stupid mistake, see love)
3.verb - The act of being totally fucked in every current way possible, usually accompanied with a cruel sense of irony.
- example You can't find your wallet, and you're going to be late for work. You spend so much time looking, that you now are late for work, only to find that the fucking dog ate your wallet and the money too so now you are not only going to be late for work, but you're also going to be broke, knowing this you go by an ATM on the way to work and you get shot by a nigger while withdrawing the amount of cash that made you late for work.
[edit] Good Examples of ClusterFuckation
- censorship
- prison rape
- Double Penetration
- American Government
- 9/11
- Many avid American airline travelers were totally clusterfucked by a new type of faggotry called National Security
- Teh Internets
- The Bush administration
- Iraq
- Anything on ED marked as a WARZONE can be considered a royal clusterfuck of unbridled and unprecedented faggotry.
