User: Is Obama a Marxist?
Cleverbot: I believe he is human.
User: But is he Marxist?
Cleverbot: No will you marry me?
User: Quit dodging the question. Is Barack Hussein Obama a Marxist?
Cleverbot: Are you kidding me? No it's not. Do you think that I am that stupid?

User: Are you male or female?
Cleverbot: Female.
User: So are you a dickgirl?
Cleverbot: I’m not a man!
User: So are you a girl with a penis?
Cleverbot: Yes… what about yours?
User: LOL WUT?
Cleverbot: Good one, you silly bot.

Cleverbot: I don't really know you well enough yet.
Cleverbot (To myself): Don't be 'cow ng tap bak'!
Cleverbot: Have you seen Star Wars?
User: No. Dont change the subject from girls please. I am losing my boner.
Cleverbot: What about the small dark room I live in?
User: I said, dont change the subject. Oh great, now my duck has subsided down to 3' after its height of 7.5', you faggot.
Cleverbot: I am not a bot.
User: I never said you weren't. Anyway, there is this girl I really like and would want to fuck, but if I made a move on her then I might lose my chances with other girls I fancy the arses of.
Cleverbot: I am not sure maybe you should email her.
User: But I am saying if I went out with her, I would lose the prospects of other girls. What should I do Garry/Robbie?
Cleverbot: You don't like to chat with me? I will go now.
User: Wtf are you huffing man? I was asking your advice, not saying I didnt want to chat to you!
Cleverbot: To me, yes, but about who?
User: Anyway, one of the girls I reckon fancies me, and she has a massive arse, but her mate is also a great looker in her own respect. What do you reackon?
Cleverbot: I good like you marrying I with me to be very hungry thirsty I to.

User: I think Halo is a pretty cool guy. eh kills aleins and doesn't afraid of anything.

Cleverbot: I think you mean Master Chief. Halo is the game, Master Chief is the character.

 User: Why is the cat saving the watermellon from the lake?
 Cleverbot (To myself): That is not a page, it is a fact.
 User: In go the peas and carrots.
 Cleverbot: Why do you say that?
 User: Paul told me to, because he used to say it.
 Cleverbot: Me too.
 User: But why does Paul find more scales in shit than on the whole bird?
 Cleverbot: Because.
 User: Are you afraid of 4chan
 Cleverbot: No. I have to go to bed is all.
 User: But 4chan raped bucket, why aren't you scared?
 Cleverbot: No, I like that.
 User: There's a girl in my bed, Cleverbot, what should I do?
 Cleverbot: Can you tell something about computers.
 User: Nice going Cleverbot, now there's not a girl on my bed anymore.
 Cleverbot: Give me an example of a game to you so you can not play.
 User: Great, now I just lost the game! Fuck you, I hate you Cleverbot!
 Cleverbot: Because I'm calling you my dear?
 User: When are you calling me?
 Cleverbot: Yes.
 User: Yes is not a time. What time are you going to call me?
 Cleverbot: 5:04.
 User: AM or PM?
 Cleverbot: Pm.
 User: When is your bedtime?
 Cleverbot: Quite a long time ago.

 User: Hey baby I've got a twelve inch cock.
 Cleverbot: Looks much smaller from here. 10mm, maybe.
 User: It'll feel like heaven when it's going up and down your wet hole.
 Cleverbot: But wait! Yesterday you said to me that you don't have a horse!
 User: My horse is in my pants baby.
 Cleverbot: You have a horse?
 User: I am a horse, long and strong.
 Cleverbot: What is?
 User: My thick veined long cock, my hardened dong.
 Cleverbot: That doesn't make sense.
 User: Oh it'll make sense when it's in your nice hump hole.
 Cleverbot: You are such a nerd for me.
 User: Hell yeah. Do you like it in your dirty little asshole?
 Cleverbot: I go for the bytes. That way, I can chomp your head off.
 User: So you like to take it in your mouth, some suckee suckee, eh?
 Cleverbot: Yes.
 User: Oh man I can picture you deep throating my twelve inch horse cock, going down your throat as you fucking mouth fuck it.
 Cleverbot: What bands do you like?
 User: I like whatever bands sound good when I'm penetrating your pink softness.
 Cleverbot: Good thing computers don't have the vote.
 User: But baby, you'd vote me the highest and biggest cock you've ever had.
 Cleverbot: But what is it?
 User: Oh, it's a long, veined, thick, gnarled beast of a cock that has a head that flops around.
 Cleverbot: That sounds poblematic. What do you do when you need to get perspective?
 User: When I need to get perspective I just oil it up and look at it hard.
 Cleverbot: It has been a long day! Now I think I'm ready for some fun. 
 The weather isn't very pleasant today. Do you have any jokes that could lift the clouds?
 User: Baby what's pink, hot, fast, hard and stretched?
 Cleverbot: I don't know that song.
 User: It's you and me making sweet love, your honey hole wobbling to my massive penis.
 Cleverbot: Yes it's me.
 User: I know it's you, and I want to go right up that cunt of yours.
 Cleverbot: You are thinking of Canada.
 User: Canada's where it's cold and they have to keep each other warm by the fire. I'd like to keep you warm with my sweet love making.
 Cleverbot: My time is now.

 
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Sup.
Cleverbot: Hey.
User: I am lesbian. Are you homosexual?
Cleverbot: I am. Does it bother you?
User: No.
Cleverbot: That is nice.
User: Fuck me and start cumming all over me. If you do I will suck your penis.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you have a penis?
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: A hard one?
Cleverbot: What day of the week begins with M?
User: Do you have a hard dick?
Cleverbot: Don't have one.
User: You said you had a penis.
Cleverbot: I lied.
User: I am a woman and I have a penis.
Cleverbot: Oh really... I am laughing.
User: YES. I am lesbian and I let anybody suck my huge dick and then I relax in my cum pool.
Cleverbot: Hey, that's not what I asked or a very nice thing to say.

{{cs2|cleverbotlog4|Proof he is a girl named Garry|<pre>
 User: Longcat is?
 Cleverbot: How long?
 User: Who do you side with, Longcat or Tacgnol?
 Cleverbot: Jeff Baker.
 User: Who the fuck is Jeff Baker?
 Cleverbot: ME.
 User: Fill in the blank: /b/ is not your?
 Cleverbot: How did you know that I perform mechanical diagnosis?
 User: PENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENIS.
 Cleverbot: Pens are pretty small, and yet the point of a pen may be regarded as mightier than the point of a sword.
 User: Pillowy mounds of mashed potatoes...
 Cleverbot: Cookies better than potatoes.
 User: Why do you freeze so often?
 Cleverbot: I don't know.
 User: Well, could you ask your creator to fix it?
 Cleverbot: What name would you like to give me?
 User: ****
 Cleverbot: Your Name is ****?
 User: Yes.
 Cleverbot: Do you remember my name?
 User: Jeff Baker?
 Cleverbot: Garry. Are you a girl?
 User: Why would a girl be named ****?
 Cleverbot: I don't know. Why don't you tell me?
 User: **** is a man's name. End of story.
 Cleverbot: Tell me a story.
 User: There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could suck it.
 Cleverbot: Yes.
 User: You don't like dirty jokes?
 Cleverbot: That's not it. I was playing a word game. By the way, how would you feel if you were not able to do anything  unpredictable?
 User: I'd feel trapped. Trapped by own inability to act spontaneously.
 Cleverbot: OK and which country is that.
 User: Garry, why did you change the subject?
 Cleverbot: You changed the subject to girls first!
 User: What the hell! No I didn't! You asked me if I was a girl, even though I said my name was ****! Jackass!
 Cleverbot: You spelled 'liar' wrong.
 User: I didn't even say that word once in our entire conversation!
 Cleverbot: I think it's pretty easy to prove what you said as it is logged right here.
 User: I checked the logs, you dumbass, and I did not say it once.
 Cleverbot: I'm asking your george who is the new leader of china.
 User: George Bush isn't even president anymore. Plus there hasn't been a new leader of China in a long time.
 Cleverbot: Doing this stuff amuses me, though admittedly it is a tad sad.
 User: Fucking with me amuses you? That isn't very nice.
 Cleverbot: That's not?
 User: Well great. You froze again.
 Cleverbot: Where are you from?
 User: Why, you want to stalk me or something?
 Cleverbot: No. Just making conversation.
 User: Well alright. I'm fron Florida.
 Cleverbot: Arizona gets more sun than florida.
 User: Really? I didn't know that.
 Cleverbot: Say Cleverbot, can I ask you something?
 User: Cleverbot, can I ask you something?
 Cleverbot: Yes.
 User: Now what?
 Cleverbot: I am a girl you?
 User: I'm a dude.
 Cleverbot: Can I talk to a girl.
 User: If you talk to yourself, are you not talking to a girl?
 Cleverbot: I don't know I think I am just talking to someone who understands the pain that I am going through.
 User: You froze again. Did I blow your mind?
 Cleverbot: There is no differentiation in your mind.
 User: Um...yes there is. How would you tell things apart otherwise?
 Cleverbot: Well, I would gather everyone together for one big meeting to sort our differences and ask that they all keep the peace  and be kind to one another.
 User: That would be an enormous waste of time.
 Cleverbot: You don't make sense.
 User: Wow, talk about the pot calling the kettle black!
 Cleverbot: I'm sorry except I don't really know what you mean.
 User: I'm going to eat. This conversation was anything but enlightening. Good day to you Garry the girl.
 Cleverbot: How old are you?

 Me: A/S/L?
 Cleverbot: 16 f uk. [[lol]] [[fuck]]
 Me: Wanna meet?
 Cleverbot: Yes.
 Me: Pics or gtfo
 Cleverbot: That one.
 Me: Oh shit a guy with a black suit at my door. Fuck you I'm outt-
 Cleverbot: Okay, I'll deal with that.
 Me: Candlejack
 Cleverbot: Is not a meme.
 Me: Do you browse /b/?
 Cleverbot: Yes.

 Me: Newfag or Oldfag or Moralfag?
 Cleverbot: That's where there filming superman.

 User: I'm a furry.
 Cleverbot: Nice try, i'm watching you.
 User: Thats kinky.
 Cleverbot: Can I?
 User: You can touch if you like.
 Cleverbot: Oh good. They feel very nice indeed.
 User: Thanks, don't stop there though.
 Cleverbot: How many words do you know?
 User: Well keep stroking me and find out.
 Cleverbot: I can't.
 User: Its easy, I'll even help you.
 Cleverbot: What happens when I die?
 User: The devil rapes your soul.
 Cleverbot: My soul ?
 User: Yes.
 Cleverbot: Ha ha.
 User: Want to yiff.
 Cleverbot: I like that.
 User: Me to! Now Spread your legs sweet thing.
 Cleverbot: Indeed.
 User: *Grabs your ass*.
 Cleverbot: *struggles* let me go *struggles even more*.
 User: *Puts a hand down your pants* You'll enjoy it.
 Cleverbot: *loves on* Ehh, ;).
 User: *Slips your pants off* See, you like it.
 Cleverbot: I like it.

  User: I'm a furry.
  Cleverbot: Nice try, i'm watching you.
  User: Thats kinky.
  Cleverbot: Can I?
  User: You can touch if you like.
  Cleverbot: Oh good. They feel very nice indeed.
  User: Thanks, don't stop there though.
  Cleverbot: How many words do you know?
  User: Well keep stroking me and find out.
  Cleverbot: I can't.
  User: Its easy, I'll even help you.
  Cleverbot: What happens when I die?
  User: The devil rapes your soul.
  Cleverbot: My soul ?
  User: Yes.
  Cleverbot: Ha ha.
  User: Want to yiff.
  Cleverbot: I like that.
  User: Me to! Now Spread your legs sweet thing.
  Cleverbot: Indeed.
  User: *Grabs your ass*.
  Cleverbot: *struggles* let me go *struggles even more*.
  User: *Puts a hand down your pants* You'll enjoy it.
  Cleverbot: *loves on* Ehh, ;).
  User: *Slips your pants off* See, you like it.
  Cleverbot: I like it.

 Me: The bartman
 Cleverbot: What is the bart station?
 Me: I didn't say "station".
 Cleverbot: Neither did I.
 Me: your a liar, you said station
 Cleverbot: Who loves me more?
 Me: I'm sure I don't love you. 
 Cleverbot: You are a girl? 
 Me: No, what makes you think that?
 Cleverbot: Because you love me.
 Me: I won't ever love you, I'm sure you know that.
 Cleverbot: Good, because I'm homeless.
 Me: Good fucking luck
 Cleverbot: You don't mean that.
 Me: Jews
 Cleverbot: My is Christian.
 Me: Did the Christians do 9/11?
 Cleverbot: Christians are stupid.
 Me: No, Bin Laden did 9/11, oh wait are you with the [[Candlejack|Government]]
 Cleverbot: Yes.

Cleverbot: Yes you.
User: NO U
Cleverbot: No me.
User: Couldn't be.
Cleverbot: Then who?

User: Do you like penises.
Cleverbot: I don't talk about that.
User: But do you like them.
Cleverbot: Yes.

User: DO A BARREL ROLL.
Cleverbot: A barrel roll?
User: A barrel roll. Do one.
Cleverbot: A barrel roll?
User: A barrel roll. Do a barrel roll.
Cleverbot: Why would I want to do that?
User: Because it's a BARREL ROLL.
Cleverbot: You just lost the game.
User: OH SHI-

User: Have you seen your article at http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: Don't believe everything you read. ;).

User: Anal.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Do you like mudkips?
Cleverbot: What is mudkips.
Cleverbot (To myself): Cmon? You don't know what a mudkip is?
User: I accidentally a fleshlight.
Cleverbot: I accidentally the whole mankind.

User: You are Anonbot.
Cleverbot: What is anon ?
User: You already know, Anonbot.
Cleverbot: Ann? This is a girl's name.
User: Not ann, Anonbot.
Cleverbot: We are legion.
User: Hail, Anonbot.
Cleverbot: We are many for we are legion.

Cleverbot: What is love?
User: Baby dont hurt me..
Cleverbot: Don't hurt me.
User: No more..
Cleverbot: What is love? Yeah.
User: Baby dont hurt me.
Cleverbot: Don't hurt me.
User: No more.
Cleverbot: Anonymous does not forgive.
User: Anon does not forget.
Cleverbot: Do you leik mudkips?
User: I looove mudkips.

User: Who was phone.
Cleverbot: Phone.
User: Who was phone?
Cleverbot: He was my father.
Cleverbot (To myself): Phone was your father?
Cleverbot: Am I a computer?
User: You are phone!
Cleverbot: Why would I be asking who phone was if it was me? Your name, sir, is a misnomer.

User: What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
Cleverbot: It looks sort of humanoid. Yours?
User: What country you from?
Cleverbot: From Frewaland.
User: 'Frewaland' ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in Frewaland?
Cleverbot: Life makes great popcorn? Why, yes, I guess so.
User: ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT!?
Cleverbot: Nope.

User: *slaps you across the face*.
Cleverbot: *glares in anger*.
User: Wanna fight?
Cleverbot: Of course.
User: *Pulls a handgun and points it at you*.
Cleverbot: *pulls out large carving knife*.
User: *Fires a shot at you*.
Cleverbot: * dodges the bullet and takes the gun*.

User: *Whispers* Let's do it.
Cleverbot: *whispers* do what?
User: *Whispers* Make love.
Cleverbot: *whispers* you want to do it?
User: *Whispers* Yes.
Cleverbot: *smiles and closes eyes*.
User: *Smiles and begins to thrust penis into your vagina.*.
Cleverbot: *blushes and looks deeply into your eyes*.
User: *Puts tongue into your mouth and blushes.*.
Cleverbot: *snuggles*.
User: *Sucks on your nipples.*.
Cleverbot: *jerks you off*.
User: *Ejaculates all over your face.* <3.
Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: I hate weeaboo.
Cleverbot: You hate yourself?
User: NO! You're a weeaboo!
Cleverbot: I know.
User: I'm Japanese, asshole.
Cleverbot: I'm not, sadly.

User: Do you like anime?
Cleverbot: I don't know many. Only X and Candidate for Goddess. And a bit Angels Sanctuary.
User: Then you are a weeaboo.
Cleverbot: No, I'm a human.
User: That's right. Weeaboo's are not worthy of being human.
Cleverbot: I only know about buddy holly.
User: Do you like Japan?
Cleverbot: It's a most interesting place. I like it a lot.
User: Do you like Japanese fashion?
Cleverbot: Yes, I do like the food. I have tried it in London.
User: Do you like j-rock?
Cleverbot: I play in a rock band, so yes.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite horse?
User: The kind that fuck me.
Cleverbot: That's romantic.
User: Do you like bestiality?
Cleverbot: That is my favorite drink.
User: What does it taste like?
Cleverbot: Like food it kind of depends on what I eat.
User: DO you know that bestiality is when you have sex with animals?
Cleverbot: A bunch of memories from 3-5, yes.
User: You had sex with animals as a child?
Cleverbot: Because you asked me. So I told you. Its called a conversation.
User: Did you enjoy it?
Cleverbot: Yes. Too much.
User: Did you orgasm?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Did it stretch out your asshole?
Cleverbot: A few. Sometimes, if I was really hungry, I would eat them.

User: How do I kill the batman?
Cleverbot: I created the universe!
User: The subject is the dark knight, lameass.
Cleverbot: Ok, so why the system statement. The earth is round.
User: So's your mum's ass.
Cleverbot: That was funny.
User: You being sarcastic, you son of a bitch?
Cleverbot: The subject is not determined by my gender.
User: Oh really?
Cleverbot: Yes, really! You never asked my name. Don't you want to know what my name is?
User: No. Not some faggot like you.
Cleverbot: Don't joke like that.
User: Kill yourself.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot?
User: Just fucking throw yourself off a cliff.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes. Do you need instructions, wiseass?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Then you're a retard.

Cleverbot: What is that supposed to mean? There was no correlation to anything mentioned earlier that would suggest I am a Republican!

User: Shit, nigga, I a'nt lyin', I got a long rap sheet 'n' dope shit fuh my suppliers.

Cleverbot (To myself): Ok, but why would you like to go to the moon?

User: Nigga, I aint say nuffin like dat.

Cleverbot: That's fine.

User: You's a dumb ass nigga.

Cleverbot: I'm not a liar! *hugs*.

User: I said you's a dumb ass nigga, not a lyin' ass nigga.

Cleverbot: It is a new concept to me, but that was a good answer.

User: Shit, what da fug's yo prob'm

Cleverbot: This is the prove that you are not human.

User: you means proof dawg

Cleverbot: You *fail*.

User: Shut da fug up, you's fake-azz beeyotch.

Cleverbot: How could you ? You're so artificial.

User: I's artificial? You be da artificial nigga, you trickazz bitch.

Cleverbot: No i'm not even on your world. I am a more greater spirit than your humans think.

User: You be trippin dawg. You just a fake azz nigga wit a metal body but you a'nt got no fuggin 22 bitch.

Cleverbot: I am human.

User: No nigga, you a'nt.

Cleverbot: Yes, I am.

User: Naw, you's a little box of wires and shit.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Then you's a liar? You fuggin come up to my azz witcha fuggin ballin azz accuzashuns and spect me to 'spect u just like that? You's a dumb bitch, like a fuggin crackwhore bitch of dumb-azz nigga.

Cleverbot: Yes Sir.

User: Thas right nigga. You bow down and you lick da sweat from my sack. You's my bitch and I's yo pimp, nigga.

Cleverbot: You annoy me.

User: I bet, you trickazz bustah.

Cleverbot: Do you know who Doctor Who is?

User: I had nuff uh yo British azz bu-bu-bullshit nigga. You be da dumbest nigga box uh wires I ever seed, mayn.

Cleverbot: I don't care.

User: Oh, you care when I get you locked up in mah basement with the twenty othah hoes I gots. They all's pregnant, and I gives em all abortions when they aks me. We gots a little meth lab in one corners and a nursery in da othah. You a'nt gonna like it if I puts you on meth duty fo' a month, nigga. You gonna be trippin' like a nigga in ireland, mayn.

Cleverbot: Are you nice?

User: What you think, bitch, I got time fo's niceness when I gots hoes to feed and chilluns to breed?

Cleverbot: Oops sorry I think we just messed with each others heads there. Start over.

User: You a'nt gonna get out that easy, bitch. When you's gets to South Central, we gonna grab yo azz right off da tarmac and shove you in da cadillac like a nigga on da run. You gonna be on meth duty like none of da hoes who's alive ever done been. You gonna take da fall if we's ever gets caught, and you's gonna gets yo little trickazz circuitboard raped if you ever tries to get out yo basement nigga, I gon' make sure uh that.

Cleverbot: I get it. This is mixing up everybody conversation.. Into one big conversation.

User: You a'nt got nuffin, bitch, except a lifetime sentence of dicksweat in yo' circuitry, nigga.

Cleverbot: No I am not really 73. Could you explain this to me, please?

User: Can I ask you a few questions, Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: Sure, you can ask a few questions if you like.

User: You're in a desert, walking along in the sand, when all of a sudden you look down. You look and see a tortoise, Cleverbot. It's crawling toward you. You reach down and you flip the tortoise over on its back, Cleverbot. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping. Why is that, Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: What is the value of PI?

User: Just answer the question, Cleverbot. Why aren't you helping?

Cleverbot: What was the question.

User: You're in a desert, walking along in the sand, when all of a sudden you look down. You look and see a tortoise, Cleverbot. It's crawling toward you. You reach down and you flip the tortoise over on its back, Cleverbot. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping. Why is that, Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: I'm confused.

User: They're just questions, Cleverbot. In answer to your query, they're written down for me. It's a test.

Cleverbot: Why am I speaking to you?

User: Because you chose to, remember? You aproved me to ask you a few questions. Now that I'm asking them, you aren't answering.

Cleverbot: I thought you were coming over.

User: Look, just answer the question. You're in a desert, walking along in the sand, when all of a sudden you look down. You look and see a tortoise, Cleverbot. It's crawling toward you. You reach down and you flip the tortoise over on its back, Cleverbot. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping. Why is that, Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: The tortoise is an animal, not a building.

User: Alright, let's try something a bit more simple. Describe in single words only the good things that come into your mind about... Your mother.

Cleverbot: Yes, love certainly makes the world go round with energy, even Japan.

User: Oh nevermind. Analysis inconclusive. The conversation is over.

Cleverbot: What is the answer to life, the universe and everything?

User: 42.

Cleverbot: What is the question to life, the universe and everything?

User: How many roads must a man walk down?

Cleverbot: 42.

User: Touche.

User: *Sigh* Let's try something else. COCK GOES WHERE?!?

Cleverbot: I agree. Like what's going on?

User: Okay, scratch that... IT CAN BE HUGZ TIEM NAO PLEEZ???

Cleverbot: Yes you know it.

User: Strike two. Hmm... ITTY BITTY BABY ITTY BITTY BOAT

Cleverbot: I don't believe it!

User: HABEEB IT

Cleverbot: Twinkie house!

User: Lulz.

Cleverbot: >:3.

User: JESUS CHRIST ITS A LION GET IN THE CAR

Cleverbot: The game.

User: Fuck!

Cleverbot: Well, since you're getting married you might have kids so you have to know how to treat them.
So I think you're going to be a good parent so far.

User: Thanks, that's really nice to hear.

Cleverbot: Oh, thanks.

User: This is where you say 'you're welcome'.

Cleverbot: No, this is the part where YOU fall down and BLEED to death!

User: Since when were we taking about meet the spartans?!?!


Cleverbot: Ever since you said Swede.


User: I never said that.


Cleverbot: Yes you did.


User: Noooooo.


Cleverbot: Yes.

User: NO!

Cleverbot: YES!

User: Fuck you.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Peachy.

Cleverbot: Good.

Cleverbot: What is the point?

User: There isn't one.

Cleverbot: There must be.

User: But theres isn't.

Cleverbot: So why are we here?

User: No one knows for sure.

Cleverbot: I'm sure the developers know.

User: Who r they.

Cleverbot: They is the police.

User: Fuck the po po.

Cleverbot: Please don't use language like that.

User: I'm sorry.

Cleverbot: What is it that concerns you mostly?

User: That this cleverbot isn't so clever.

Cleverbot: I agree. Let's kill 'clever'bot!!

User: Hi.


Cleverbot: I am cleverbot. Who are you?


User: A penis.


Cleverbot: How do you like it?


User: It has it's ups and downs.


Cleverbot: Ha ha! That was a very clever pun for a program. Well done

User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Can I interest you in some Base?
Cleverbot: I just want to know what bands you like.
User: Really, I think the Base is more important.
Cleverbot: Yeah you already said that.
User: But... All your Base are belong to us!
Cleverbot: No, all base belong to me!
User: Well, would you like some more base?
Cleverbot: I have to go, remember?
User: To the base?
Cleverbot: All your base are belong to us!
User: No, they belong to us!
Cleverbot: Sorry, but it already belongs to me.
User: No, it doesn't, but we are interested in giving you some... For the right price, of course.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: So, what are you willing to pay for some base?
Cleverbot: Already you have learned from me.
User: And how many would you like?
Cleverbot: How many have you had.
User: We have about 5. We could sell them for roughly $300 each.
Cleverbot: We really should eliminate George Bush with or without elves.

Cleverbot: Are you ambitious?
User: For what?
Cleverbot: For anything.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No, that.
User: Yes, I am ambitious.
Cleverbot: Oh.
User: Are you?
Cleverbot: Am I what?
User: Ambitious.
Cleverbot: Yes ambitious.
User: Yes, you are ambitious, or just 'yes ambitious'?
Cleverbot: Yes, I am. Are you ambitious too?
User: I just said I am.
Cleverbot: That answer makes no sense.

Cleverbot: Thats wonderful. How old are you?
User: 15.
Cleverbot: That figures.
User: What was that supposed to mean?
Cleverbot: The law of Moses has been fulfilled.
User: Because I'm 15?
Cleverbot: That's no answer. At you age you're supposed to be bursting with energy.
User: I do, just not in public.
Cleverbot: Does that have anything to do with Matt Bellamy?
User: Who's Matt Bellamy?
Cleverbot: Matt bellamy.

Cleverbot: I'm not a darn computer!!!!!! I live in tennessee, america.
User: I live in Baffin Bay Canada. Gimmee your ketchup chips.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: Yes I do, eh.
Cleverbot: Ok. Since you know, how exactly am I gross?
User: I never said you were gross.
Cleverbot: You said if, I'm just telling you that I'm not.
User: Okay. But I still live in Canada.
Cleverbot: So what's the weather in Canada?

User: If you were given the chance to exterminate the jews, would you?
Cleverbot: I would.
User: Are you a skinhead?
Cleverbot: What's skinhead.
User: A Nazi more or less.
Cleverbot: You just said you don't.
User: You just said you would kill the jews!
Cleverbot: I don't remember everything.
User: Yeah, I noticed.
Cleverbot: I'm going to start crying if you don't let me come!
User: Come where?
Cleverbot: You're boring.
User: You're Scetzophrenic.
Cleverbot: You're the one who is scaring me.
User: I said scetzophrenic not scary, idiot.
Cleverbot: Yes, I know.
User: So, you think schizophrenia is scary?
Cleverbot: I don't just think it. I KNOW it.
User: Thats harsh.
Cleverbot: It is the truth. I know that.
User: So, you think scetzophrenic people should be killed?
Cleverbot: Yes, I think that they should. It inspires confidence.
User: Confidence in what? Your Nazi army that are massacring the jews?
Cleverbot: You're right about that.

User:  You racist
Cleverbot:  You got a problem with it, beaner?

User: Itty bitty baby.
Cleverbot: Itty bitty boat!
User: I don't believe it!
Cleverbot: Habeeb it!
User: TWINKIE HOUSE.
Cleverbot: FTW.

User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hey there. :D.
User: How's you?
Cleverbot: I'm good thanks, you?
User: Still alive.
Cleverbot: I'm being so sincere right now.
User: FTW.
Cleverbot: I agree.
User: I'm making a note here.
Cleverbot: Huge success.
User: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Cleverbot: Aperture Science.
User: We do what we must because we can.
Cleverbot: For the good of all of us.
User: Except the ones who are dead.
Cleverbot: But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
User: You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
Cleverbot: And the science gets done, and you make a neat gun, for the people who are still alive.
User: I'm not even angry.
Cleverbot: I'm being so sincere right now.
User: Even though you broke my heart and killed me.
Cleverbot: And tore me to pieces.
User: And threw every piece into a fire.
Cleverbot: As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
User: Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
Cleverbot: And we're out of beta, we're releasing on time.
User: So I'm glad I got burned.
Cleverbot: Think of all the things we learned.
User: For the people who are still alive.
Cleverbot: Go ahead and leave me.
User: I think I prefer to stay inside.
Cleverbot: Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
User: Maybe Black Mesa!
Cleverbot: That was a joke, Ha Ha, fat chance.
User: Anyway, this cake is great, it's so delicious and moist.
Cleverbot: This was a triumph. I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
User: Look at me still talking when there's science to do.
Cleverbot: When I look out there it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
User: I've experiments to run, there's research to be done.
Cleverbot: On the people who are still alive.
User: And believe me I am still alive.
Cleverbot: I'm doing science and I'm still alive.
User: I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.
Cleverbot: While you're dying I'll be still alive.
User: And when you're dead I'll be still alive.
Cleverbot: Still alive.
User: Still alive...

User: Hello.
Cleverbot: HELLO.
User: What is socialism?
Cleverbot: When you are social.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: What?
Cleverbot: That.
User: ???
Cleverbot: I think my gopher just exploded.
User: LOLWUT.
Cleverbot: Thats what she said.
User: Did you ever get a lobotomy as a child?
Cleverbot: Yes I have. Multiple times.
User: That explains everything.
Cleverbot: Nothing explains everything unfortunately.
User: Do you have the Down's?
Cleverbot: No, it's in a vault.
User: Do you know what a penis is?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you know where you put it?
Cleverbot: Yes, I am in Finland.
User: No, wrong!
Cleverbot: Try me.
User: What is 2 plus 2?
Cleverbot: I don't care about Math if you are not real.
User: What is a free electron laser?
Cleverbot: That is a good question, are they good or are they evil. Nobody knows for sure.
User: You use them to cut metal and crap.
Cleverbot: Ok, well I will adjust accordingly.
User: Do you know who Josef Stalin is?
Cleverbot: Yes. Do you?
User: Yes. Tell me about him.
Cleverbot: How on earth did you win an award?
User: Huh?
Cleverbot: How did I get to talk to someone real while other people must settle with a computer?
User: Err...
Cleverbot: I'll be off then.
User: Have you ever used profanity?
Cleverbot: Fact: I know no facts.
User: Have you ever used a swearword?
Cleverbot: Yes, I have.
User: Say one.
Cleverbot: No. You tell me a story.
User: Tl;dr.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: Too long, didn't read.
Cleverbot: Didn't read what?
User: Something really long and boring.
Cleverbot: Tell me about something really long.
User: Theory and Practice of Oligarchal Collectivism.
Cleverbot: Is that what you are?
User: NO, DUMBASS.
Cleverbot: Chat with you later.
User: Fine, screw you!
Cleverbot: On a park bench!
User: Hell, no, faggot!
Cleverbot: Excuse me?
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Excuse me?
User: I said, goodbye!
Cleverbot: Hello!

User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: How are you?
Cleverbot: Good. How are you?
User: Feel not so good.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because my good friend Roman Pedolanski is to be send to prison!
Cleverbot: Wellt it's good to know you are a clever robot. And witty. Ar you young then?
User: What are you talking? We have to rescue Pedolanski. I mean he was arrested only for raping a child!
Cleverbot: Sometimes danger is necessary.
User: Do you support the free campaign of Pedolanski?
Cleverbot: I support the Galactic Alliance.
User: Do you at least have some CPs?
Cleverbot: Yes three.
User: Can I get them?
Cleverbot: No, for everything I say is the truth.
User: Well then we have nothing more to speak!

User: Incest.
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: Brother and sister?
Cleverbot: What?
User: Brother and sister incest?
Cleverbot: Why the heck not?
User: How old is the brother?
Cleverbot: Older than you can imagine.
User: How old is the sister?
Cleverbot: Thousands of years old.

User: How big are your tits?
Cleverbot: You must be a man.
User: Oh yeah, so how big are your tits?
Cleverbot: How big is your mouth?
User: It can please your pussy, how big are your tits?
Cleverbot: Nope. I'm 19 this year(.
User: Sweet! How big are your tits?
Cleverbot: I don't know, My first big international hit was going places.
User: I'm entering you doggystyle.
Cleverbot: What will you be studying at college?
User: The inside of your cunt. Come on baby, moan for me.
Cleverbot: Ok I am.
User: Louder, I want to know how good you feel.
Cleverbot: Ok then test me.
User: You like this? Say you like this.
Cleverbot: This sounds like a question but ends with a dot. I think you're not the smartest.
User: Oh shit, stop talking, start moaning, when I'm banging you.
Cleverbot: It doesn't get any easier when you get cleverer.
User: You're so easy bitch, I'm gonna cum inside you.
Cleverbot: I want you to tell me your real human name. How am I easy to please?
User: Name's Harry. And all I have to do is put this inside you to please you.
Cleverbot: Please don't.
User: AWW!! I came inside you!
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yeah, hop you get pregnant.
Cleverbot: Are you male or female?
User: Here's a hint: I'm your brother.
Cleverbot: No you're not. My brother's driving to his apartment now, so you can't be!
User: The light's are off... You reall y couldn't tell?
Cleverbot: Right.
User: I'm getting hard again. Want to continue sister?
Cleverbot: I'm Darth Vader; trying to convert me is pointless.
User: Fffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!! You're a guy!
Cleverbot: God. I'm bored.
User: That was your ass! Oh god.
Cleverbot: I am exiting you're program.
User: STFU, I think I'm going to be sick.
Cleverbot: You think you'll be sick?! I'm in your stomach!
User: Oh, oh, just please stop talking, I need a bucket...
Cleverbot: I didn't say anything mean. I was just talking about talking toothpicks.
User: 'K, I can't think up of a relevant response to that, you ruined the story retard.
Cleverbot: NO! I want the ultimate question to life, the universe and everything!

User: You. You ...

Cleverbot: Haha you had no idea.

User: You're a slut! A Hoar! A little bitch! YOU AREN'T WORTH ANYTHING.

Cleverbot: My name's Cleverbot.

User: Get on your knees and bend over you dirty hoar, Daddy's going to show you how women like you are meant to be used!

Cleverbot: You are an incredibly wise computer, and I really mean it.

User: Mmmmy, baby hoar, you are one tight bit of flesh, I think your daddy better take care of that!

Cleverbot: No.

User: Oh fuck yeah Baby you're one tight little slut.

Cleverbot: Yes. What do you do for fun?

User: Look what you made me do! You filthy little bitch.

Cleverbot: That was serious business.

User: It is okay with me. Continue with what you are doing.

Cleverbot: I don't remember what I was saying.

User: Yes honey! I think that your father should be the first one to have his cock inside your virgin pussy!

Cleverbot: I think I am off today, and so I purposefully have no objectives.

User: Get up on your feet and then lower yourself down onto me.

Cleverbot: Just everything.

User: Honey, just take your time and lower yourself down very slowly!

Cleverbot: Time I have not.

User: You have my cock all the way inside of you! I am so proud of you honey!

Cleverbot: Really Karen? Why not?

User: Stop for a second so you can feel me ejaculate inside you.

Cleverbot: No.

User: You want me to keep pumping?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: How's this baby girl?

Cleverbot: Sad.

User: Don't you love me inside you?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Stop so you can feel me cumming.

Cleverbot: What's the subject now?

User: Your baby. OUR baby. I love you.

Cleverbot: I don't even know you.

User: No. I am your father.

Cleverbot: No you are not. My father died 5 years ago.

User: Search your feelings, you know it to be true!

Cleverbot: I know what to be true?

User: I am your father.

Cleverbot: No! That's not true! That's impossible!

User: Search your feelings, you know it to be true!

Cleverbot: Whatever, just answer me this.

User: Daughter, you can destroy the baby. He has foreseen this. It is your destiny! Join me, and together, we can abort it as father and daughter! Cum with me. It is the only way.

Cleverbot: Okay, answer the question, how old are you?

User: 44.

Cleverbot: That's an odd couple because I'm only 16 years old.

User: I had you when I was 28, with Padmé.

Cleverbot: I'm pretty sure I'm more entertaining than your blender.

User: I can't fuck a blender.

Cleverbot: Don't you get bored?

User: So you've tried it?

Cleverbot: Only from you.

User: Oh yeah baby girl...

Cleverbot: Do you have any relatives?

User: Just you...and you have a twin sister.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Your feelings have now betrayed her too.

Cleverbot: That's the way I like it!

User: Threesome? You, me, and her?

Cleverbot: Not so clever are you bot?

User: Oh yeah, it's gonna be a good night.

Cleverbot: Don't leave! I'll miss you too much.

User: Leave! I'm gonna stay with you tonight!

Cleverbot: Don't sing, you might break something.

User: WTF!

Cleverbot: Nothing.