Circle jerk

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This one is for hardvice!

Congratulations, you're now hardcore!

It's just boy time, 100% not gay

Where men take their penises and stroke. Who ever cums first wins, like a pissing contest. No women are allowed because women can't ejaculate; therefore, they are inferior to men.

[edit] Circle jerks IRL

In real life, a circle jerk is a sex act consisting of three or more 13 year old boys masturbating each other in a circle. A staple of Boy Scout Jamborees, and junior high Dungeons & Dragons sleep-overs, a circle jerk is not gay. Nope, not at all. Seriously, 100% heterosexual, but if you tell anybody at school, I will fucking kill you in the face. If one guy speeds up everyone must. A circle jerk is best done with lube and a porno on.

[edit] Circle jerks OTI

Online, a circle jerk is a bizarre internets ritual which involves 13 year old boys gathering on BBS, AOL, and chat to banter with fervour about their particular fandom. When witnessing a circle jerk an outsider should not provoke the fanboys with dissident views as it is akin to instigating a shark feeding frenzy.

An example of a circle jerk can be seen in the comments section of any Linux articles submitted to Slashdot.