Church
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
A church is a structure where the general populous comes to have their heads filled with nonsense and where children are abused in ways only a man who has been celibate for twenty years can comprehend.
Mass can be thought of as a kind of religious party, complete with alcohol, snacks and even incense. It's also like a party because it's a place where people often hook up. Although unlike a party, where this will generally occur between a guy and a girl, or between two fags, church is a place where a 13 year old boy can enjoy that special kind of company that only an unwashed 80-year-old man can provide. What drives the clergy to this type of behavior? Studies have shown that any member of the church is engaged in sexual congress with a minor in one form or another at least 100% of the time. The abounding theories for this behavior are quite expansive and beyond the scope of this article. One thought is that the clergy are overwhelmed with guilt and self hatred for being a part of a meme that has enslaved mankind for thousands of years. Fucking kids in the ass is the only logical course of action.
Other religions also have churches, but since those churches place much less of an emphasis on boylove, nobody gives a shit.
