Chris Brown
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Once upon a time, Chris Brown had a nigger moment. He repeatedly beat Rihanna until she baaawed. It is a known fact that Rihanna gave him herpes, or that's what his representative claimed. Chris Brown was said to have bitten Rihanna, so maybe she thought this was all some sort of kinky game that they were playing. The lulz about this situation will certainly make for a meme later in the future.
Rihanna, being a stereotypical bitch, stayed with Chris even though he beat the living shit out of her. I bet Rihanna is singing SOS now.
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Who says you learn from your mistakes?
After a long bawfest, Rihanna and Chris Brown decided to get back together. Why? The reason is unknown, but it is said that their relationship ended because of herpes.
Then again, a lot of male Negros tend to hit their female companions, and then in the end they get back together. It's a cycle of lulz that keep on rolling.
I mean, some would think that after getting the shit beaten out of you, you would be pretty pissed at the person and even sue them. I guess Rihanna just likes her mean to be dominant and take control of their girl. After a long talk with her family, she decided to break up with Chris Brown and press charges. She testified to his asswhipping in front of a court of law.
Chris Brown pleaded guilty to a felony assault, and has to do six months of community service. I'm sure that there will be more lulz and that he will continue to have more nigger moments, therefore ensuring this place as a dominant male negro. Also, the niggers at the state pen will love to fuck his tight, little ass.
NEED MOAR PUBLICITY
Some think that Chris Brown did not have a nigger moment, but instead was looking for publicity. Considering how retarded Chris is, I wouldn't doubt this. To get moar publicity, Chris Brown sent out an apology via youtube.
Next he'll probably make a song about a douche named Makaveli and pretend to be dead, thus igniting a huge controversy.
After this, Usher, needing a lot of publicity, decided to take this oppurtunity to make a negative comment towards Chris Brown and apologize for it.
Nigger Moment
Rihanna's fourth album
Being a typical woman about the matter, Rihanna is releasing an album dedicated to the incident. The track list has been confirmed, but the record company is picking between Bitches Get Bruises and Hoes Get Hit for the title.
- Abuse Me
- It Was All My Fault
- I Deserved It
- Hit Me Baby One More Time
- (Britney Spears cover)
- Sorry I Gave You Herpes
- Oh Wait, I Had AIDS Too
- Call Me When You're In Prison
- When You're Choking Me
- Make Me Pass Out
- Bye-Bye Cellphone (Hello Beating)
- I'll Go Make You a Sammich Now
- Unfaithful, Part II
Gallery
 Rihanna aftermath |
 Rihanna asking for someone to SOS |
 Chris Brown's next publicity stunt |
 Animated version of Chris Brown and Rihanna's fight |
 True explaination of this situation |
 Rihanna's looking up to God to help her. |
See Also
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Chris Brown is part of a series on Music |
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