Chris-chan
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
| This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
| クリスちゃん is currently waiting for his TOW page to be restored, a new gal-pal, and / or invite to Lulzcon in Tokyo. |
Behold, the mistake of God. Chris-chan (aka: Sonichu, CWC, Christian Weston Chandler, クリスちゃん), born February 24, 1982, is a perverse, overweight, self-proclaimed "high-functioning autistic" virgin man-child, and creator of his own awesomely drawn series of comics starring his brilliant crossover of Pikachu and Sonic.
Chris wears a medallion around his neck in homage to his yellow Sonic recolor, in public. As if that weren't lame enough, Chris-chan actually has a shit load of medallions: The Black Sonichu medallion, and a Rosechu medallion (which he planned on giving to his sweetheart), suggesting that he has far too much free time on his hands. Triple, in fact, the amount originally suspected.
His hobbies include creating My Little Pony figures with his own pubes (including himself as a Pony wearing a sonichu medallion), stalking women at the mall, finding a "boyfriend-free girl" to "make into a Sweetheart from the Ground-Up", drawing (and actually uploading) pictures of himself having sex with his imaginary friend, drawing porn of his hedgehogs, taking naked pictures of himself, and sexing up a blow-up doll named JULAY (which was originally sold as Kimmi). Recently, he got into big trouble when his father walked in on him while he was masturbating. Chris really needs to grow up and sell his toys on eBay. However, no one will buy his shit, so a girlfriend-free faggot he remains. But it gets far worse, my friends...
Chris in Person
If you have the god given curse of knowing Christian Weston Chandler in Person like I do you must notice several things about him.
- He never shuts up about Sonichu so say you've heard of it.
- He and his hair are greasy as hell, proving he never showers for the lulz.
- He does wear those crappy Salvation Army shirts and loves to brag about it.
- His aroma is a scent of AXE (Over-sprayed mind you) and ASS.
- HE CAN FEEL THE COSMOS!
- If you are nice to him he can actually be a pretty cool guy to talk to about TV, Games and whatnot... until he rapes you.
Lastly
- He ALWAYS mentions he's a virgin when he meets women. ( I'm dead serious )
The Comic Itself
His first comic was posted on March 15, 2005. The webcomic serves as a medium through which he reinvents his experiences in real life. These events include his adventures at the local mall, where he is accompanied by his imaginary friend Sonichu and ambushed by Jerkops (a portmanteau of "jerk" and "cop").
Most of his rage and artistic inspiration comes from the fact that he was arrested because he was being a creepy fucking stalker at the mall, and resisted arrest. It also features the characters getting into various shenanigans such as Chris, his former friend who just happened to be a girl (not girlfriend) and her villainous girl-stealing boyfriend, gaining the ability to transform into hedgehogs, killing the elderly, Sonichu and Rosechu fucking and a failed attempt at loli.
The comic stars Sonichu, a Pikachu/Sonic hybrid, and CWC, who for some reason is Sonichu's father. The comic initially stars Sonichu, until Chris steals the spotlight and the comic focuses on him entirely. Audiobook versions can be viewed here. Don't bother reading them, even you aren't that pathetic.
Sex Life
His Sex Life ( If you can call it that) Involves fucking an Anime Blow up Doll and screaming JULAY over 9000 times.
| —Chris-chan, on sticking things up his butthole. |
Chris wrote to Nintendo Power in April of 2005 to discuss the DS game Sprung: A horrible dating simulator, and was overjoyed to discover that they published his email. According to him, it was a "free personal", and he expects that it being published will somehow increase his chance of finding a woman.
In both his videos and comics, he has shown contempt towards gays, constantly rambling on about how homosexuality is bad, and repeatedly stating that he is not gay. Despite these statements, Chris's sexuality remains questionable, as he owns a dildo and anal beads and rambles on about sticking things in his ass while he masturbates. In his list of people he would not date, he lists autistics, high functioning or otherwise. Thus, Chris is also a self-loathing flaming faggot trying desperately to stay in the closet. And we all know homophobes are closeted gays themselves.
Chris appears to be stuck in a strange, child-like mentality where he feels guilty when discussing sex. Because of this, he is forced to use different words, like "pickle" for dick, "hanky-panky" for sex, "boyfriend-free" for single, among other things. He started buying sex toys and porno videos back in 2006, and when discussing sex with other people (specifically Megan and a recent troll), he goes into intimate, almost scientific or educational detail. When Megan claimed to be uncomfortable with Chris discussing sex, Chris goes into full detail of how a handjob works and that he has learned everything he knows from pornography.
Chris Chan's views on "The Gays" and his own sexuality.
In recent audio recordings, we have discovered a lot about Chris's sexuality. Namely, he thinks that gender stereotypes, dirty talk, and cheesy lines like, "This might hurt a bit at first" are part of actual sex. One of the audio recordings has him describing his ideal "first time", which is intricate, overly dramatic and mildly retarded. This and many other disturbing things can be read here.
Chris-chan is also a fan of teh loli, as evident by his Rule 34 fan art of Dot Warner, Misty from Pokemon and Meg Griffin.
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Out of the closet
Male Lesbianism
| —Chris-chan on the verge of confession... |
On February 5th, Chris-chan very intelligently decided to upload a video stating that he is, in fact, gay, (maybe hoping this would shut our mouths up) and of course the users responded very enthusiastically. Just after he noticed the amount of lulz his new video was producing, he decided to delete it. However a good fellow reupload it for great justice.
| —Chris-chan reveals his true sexuality. |
Note how he says he respects the "gay population", even though he's said gay people were bad, sinful, and going straight to HELL! (God help him)
IT WAS A TRAP!!!
He has now decided to jump back into the closet. He apparently came out because Clyde made an obvious fake death threat on one of his dearest gal-pals that only a retarded person would believe - this means that if someone else makes such a threat, they can get Chris to do another video!
If you skip to 1:23, you can see him strugglin' to break his last piece of evidence: a fucking BUTT-DILDO. He also states how he has to look at a poster of Sailor Moon daily or he'll turn gay. Further evidence that Chris struggles to maintain his heterosexuality on a daily basis.
But the whole premise of Chris enjoying Sailor Moon is highly ironic considering the show is renowned for having homosexuals, lesbians, and transsexual characters.
Unfortunately for him, once you're out, you can't go back in.
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Noisy sex
Last Thursday, Chris-Chan uploaded this gem to his YouTube, professing his love to Juliet. Oh, and he also made a video of him fucking a blowup sex doll while saying her name over and over again. Click here if you hate yourself (work safe!) His retired parents were both home at the time, in ear's reach of the grunting, bed thrashing, and screaming.
Can you imagine if Toy Story was real, toys coming to life every time Chris leaves? Now there's a sad image. Abused Sailor Moon and Pokémon dolls having group therapy sessions in the middle of the room. The doll he sexes the most is Optimus Prime.
Well his parents didn't hear his noisy sex that time. But 2/27/09, Chris spent his Friday night having phone sex with Julie out in the kitchen where the Chandler family computer was. He was moaning very loudly and then father came out and caught him. Have a listen. By the way, Julie is a 13 year old boy, whose voice although is deeper than Chris-chan's, it still is high pitched enough to fool Chris into thinking he's a girl. Julie is not a troll, however, and is actually in love with Chris-chan in some sick gay way likely due to previous child molestation.
| —Bob "The Lumberjack" Chandler |
 Note attached to a letter sent to Chris's father Bob |
 Screenshot sent with note |
 He's cutting it down. |
IRL Stalker
On his MySpace he explained his quest for a "boyfriend-free girl", and his stalking tendencies. Unfortunately for Chris, every woman on the planet appears to have a boyfriend. This has led to what Chris dubs "noviophobia", literally a fear of boyfriends. ("Novio" is actually a Spanish word for boyfriend, and any term even close to the specific fear of boyfriends in meaning would be androphobia or arrhenophobia.) Chris claims to hate every male other than himself and his father, because they "took all the pretty girls leaving [him] with no one to choose from".
| —Chris-chan |
Chris began searching for a BOYFRIEND-FREE girl with the use of a sign that stated:
| —CWC |
He employed this sign in two places: the Fashion Square Shopping Center and Piedmont Virginia Community College. The dean, Mary Lee Walsh, assuming that Chris was publicly soliciting for sex, which any reasonable human being would assume, destroyed the sign. She then had him kicked out and banned for a year. He obsesses over her because of this, and thus within his comic she is depicted as a gray-haired witch with a viking helmet.
Chris has also shown his hatred towards Mary on several other occasions. He made a hilarious video asking for fictional character Harvey Dirdban's (not Birdman) assistance to fight "THAT EVIL BITCH MARY LEE WALSH FOREVAR!!1" in a contest for Adult Swim. He also made a video of him fighting Mary Lee Walsh as a custom character in Soul Calibur III. Despite his hate for Walsh, he still took the time with his Magic Markers to make hideous porn of her.
Chris's Love Quest was also foiled by Security Guards of Fashion Square Shopping Center. He was handcuffed and kicked out by Jerkops "for trying to attract a Boyfriend-Free Girl".
| —Chris-chan |
Christian claims to have started his ill-begotten love quest because he wants a daughter whom he will "dubly" call Crystal Weston Chandler (apparently after the illustrious metal). He also made her in the form of one of his My Little Pony figures (which as you remember he makes from his own pubic hair), and made a separate file in the game Animal Crossing, and played as her.
The person who we know the most about is Megan Schroeder (note the Jewish name, obviously a sign that money is involved, or at least gold), who has had a huge influence on the comic and Chris himself. She remarked that the antagonist of one of the Sailor Moon movies came off as "kind of queer", possibly influencing Chris's homophobia.
One example of the drama Chris has caused is a blog entry where some girl describes her encounter with Chris as he was wandering stores in search of his true love in late 2004 and can be viewed here.
Trolled IRL
Trolling of Chris-chan has crossed the border of OL to IRL. Whether it's because internet vigilantes are trying to expose him for the psycho stalker he really is or if it's because they fap to picking on retards, it's uncertain.
- The Game Place, a store where he volunteered, was soon subject to his antics when anon took several photos of him. Nothing notable arose from this, other than mild lulz. CLICK here for Chris BAWWWing.
- An old classmate of Chris did some epic trolling. We don't actually know very much about Joshua, just a few key facts. Chris knew him from his old school (Joshua and Chris both had Special Ed together), recently met up with him again and was getting along fine. Apparently, Joshua was very popular with women and had met some famous celebrities. For some reason, Chris became extremely jealous and even tried to get ED to go after him. Note that Chris only values Joshua's friendship because he's popular with women, and that by being friends with him he might end up laid. Unfortunately for Chris, even other special education kids will fuck with him. The chick that Joshua was supposed to hook him up with was just Joshua trolling him with a picture of Vanessa Hudgens. CLICK HERE for Chris-chan unwittingly fapping to Joshua.
- A girl IRL, possibly unrelated to ED or 4chan, tried to troll Chris-chan for the lulz. CLICK HERE to see Chris-chan get taken down to 15%.
- Though trolling in this next case started online, it quickly moved into IRL. Chris had started a relationship with an e-girlfriend called Blanca. On September 11, 2008, another troll going by the same name was really a black man in a pickle costume and managed to score horrific nudes.
- Watch Chris masturbate. No, srsly don't do it. On October 7, 2008, Blanca managed to get the medallions and destroy them.
Sonichu: The Game
On August 17th, 2008, Chris updated his website that was previously dead for a year with a new entry, in which he calls for all the Sonichu fans to storm Nintendo and Sega with requests that his character be given official merchandise. With this post he released a new blog dedicated to Sonichu: The Game, made up of mostly "fan art", with a few of his own pictures accompanying Sakurai-like updates to the game's progression.
| —Chris, on his upcoming game. |
On September 5th, 2008, the official Sonichu game blog revealed that it was a troll. In a post claiming that SEGA and Nintendo had slapped "production" with a cease and desist order, the resident blogger offered his redesigns of Sonichu and Rosechu; an upper class and a Village People impersonating anteater/eel hybrid respectively.
| —JK Productions, being lulzy. |
An archive of the site can be seen here.
Shigeru Miyamoto Responds
After countless obsessive e-mails to Nintendo, a clever troll decided to impersonate Shigeru Miyamoto, thus cementing the sheer impossibility of any Sonichu merchandise ever existing ever in.
| —Chris-chan, using stupid logic. |
However, Chris still fails to realize that nobody wants to play a shitty game with a shitty Mary Sue character. He still tries to get the game made.
CWC vs. ED
When Chris first discovered this article on the 10th of November, he had a severe case of butthurt. He has since declared war on every site mocking his faggotry. As with everything in his life, Chris failed.
| —baleeted MySpace.com/sonichucwc |
Initially, Chris edited this article using his Reldnahc account. It's obvious that Reldnahc is CWC upon viewing his contributions as well as the fact that Reldnahc is just Chandler (his last name) spelled backwards. [1] Before erasing the entire article, Chris actually contributed, adding information that he hadn’t submitted anywhere else. He mainly added chunks of text from uncited sources. From these, we learn that Megan “shattered his heart”; and also printed out the Sonichu News Dash, a shitty newsletter about his comic, and distributed it at PVCC. He apparently had another conflict with Mary Lee Walsh over it.
But, it gets worse. He also uploaded rule 34 of his own characters. All of these things he added to the article can be found here: [2]
Later, he finally realized the context of the article and snapped. He created another account, Chris-chan, and tried blanking the page several times.
CWC blames Encyclopedia Dramatica for breaking up the relationship between him and Megan despite the fact that she was never his girlfriend. Another lie, once again to attempt to make ED feel guilty about something.
In this video, Chris congratulates all the Sonichu fans who he thought brought ED down. Chris urges his non-existent fanbase not to donate to ED. He failed to realize that ED being down is an issue related to the website as a whole, not his little article.
To no surprise, Chris's plea for his fans to not donate to ED failed, as ED reached its donation goal as of 08-14-2008.
CWC vs. ED Part Deux
Last Thursday Chrissy posted a video onto the tubes where he proclaimed that he was again declaring war on his ED page, demanding that the page and discussion page be deleted, or else he wouldn't be making any more of his sweet, sweet comics for his fans to enjoy. He then stated that much like the old adage "Too many cooks spoil the broth", ED had too many CROOKS. And that every single word on his ED page was a crook.
After standing in an anime pose with his fist in the air, Chris then hulked the fuck out and proceeded to beat the shit out of a Raggedy Ann doll with a picture of Clyde Cash taped on its head, and that moar RAAAAAAAGE would follow if his ED page isn't taken down posthaste.
The beast can be unleashed here.
Email Hacked
| —Chris Chan being butthurt upon discovering the massive amount of hax. |
On September 16th, 2008, Chris had his AOL E-mail/YouTube/MySpace hacked.
LOL
We now know a few things about Chris-Chan and his lifestyle that we didn't know before. He apparently buys stuff that is common for any basement dwelling weeaboo, including anime sex dolls for every day of the week and anal beads. It was discovered that his mother knows that her son "mass debates" at least two times a week and he tells her when he's going to jack off. We also found out that his best (and only) friend, Megan, didn't like being sexually harassed by him.
A Winrar is Chris-chan
Thanks to the efforts of retards from 4chan, Chris-chan was able to win the GameStop Guitar Hero contest. He thinks that it was his loyal fans voted for him, but like everything else that 4chan has been involved in lately, fail was involved. What was originally thought to be a surefire way of getting the living fail that is Chris-chan into the fail that is Guitar Hero turned out to be a horrible mistake. All the voting was for a weekly $400 gift certificate at GameStop, with the votes having nothing to do with winning the sweepstakes. So this round goes to Chris; thus bringing his win ratio to 0.0002.
In this video, Chris expresses his appreciation to his fans who voted for him in the Guitar Hero contest. Chris, being a good Christian, announces the $400 gift card will be shared with the congregation of his church. While no new information has come out of this announcement, it does reveal that, contrary to our assumptions, he was not kicked out of his church after his n00dz surfaced.
Not that he needed the $400, considering he makes $800 off being a welfare leech.
A Brown Sonichu appears!
After getting Chris to travel across state to a ghetto in Cleveland to rescue Julie from her brother (a seven hour drive), Chris's umpteenth trolling came to a close when Julie's brother got all his passwords (he used the same one for everything) deleting his website, and holding his PlayStation network to ransom. Julie's brother, showing the same love for Chris that Kenny Glenn has for cats, tortured him for an hour on the phone, screaming abuse in his grating prepubescent voice. Unsurprisingly for a kid who spent two months aiding an autistic manchild to achieve orgasm, his demand initially was that he travel to Virginia and receive a blowjob from Chris, proving that his trolls are themselves male lesbians (something that should be pointed out to his cell mate in juvie in the unlikely but lulzy event that whiteknights get him v& for sexual abuse and blackmail). Half way through the hour long assault, Julie's brother tells Chris that he will send his sweetheart back to Europe if he doesn't stick his medallion up his asshole. Permitting him to cut it into four pieces first, the screaming boy demanded that Chris record the whole thing on webcam.
ANUS SHATTERED: 0% INTACT
Trolls remorse set in quick among other trolls who told him to stop, apparently thinking that making a mentally retarded person burn down his house might just be pushing it. Eventually Julie explained that she did not actually exist and that Chris was actually a pedophile cybering and exposing himself to a minor. The realization that he had been trolled once more seemed to hurt him more than the chunks of yellow crap he just rammed up his ass.
HEART SHATTERED: 0% INTACT
Somehow thinking that Chris would comply and send him the video after he revealed all this, the troll didn't bother recording it himself. However the hour long ordeal can be found in audio form here. Perhaps realizing the gravity of what he had done, and listening to the blind panic of other trolls, he decided that he no longer would troll Chris and, along with a few other trolls now shitting themselves, decided to hand in his badge and gun. Completely understanding the concept of anonymity while committing what is obviously something both fucked up and illegal his IRC handle is clearly mentioned by other trolls telling him to stop.
CWCville Elections
Around the same time these lulzy and exploitable events occurred, another unfunny gag started when some bright, intelligent member of YouTube decided to make a video declaring Billy Mays the new mayor of CWCVille. The only problem with the joke was that Billy Mays is now about as funny as Chuck Norris or a Mudkip macro on 4chan. So understandably, the "Billy Mays for Mayor of CWCville" meme was started and a shitload of videos soon came. If that weren't enough, the whole mock election is now expanding to other memes like Gordon the Pringles Giraffe and will soon spread to Pedobear for President and Chris Hansen for vice president (GET IT? IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT IS CONFLICTING AND THEREFOR HUMOROUS, SOMEBODY FUCKING DO THIS). Christian retracted a forced statement made under the assumption that he'd be getting his PSN back that stated that Billy Mays was in fact mayor of CWCville. Christian's reaction will only make things even, as always, so stay prepared for Billy Mays posters being plastered onto YouTube accounts even more than they are now.
July 28, 2009, just days after Michael Jackson died at age 50 of a heart attack, Billy Mays also died at age 50 of a heart attack. Jimmy Hill, despite being in his 80s, remains alive for now.
CWCville Is Down
As of roughly last Friday, CWC posted a video on his account stating that he has removed CWCville due to horrific (yet truthful) slanders about his sexuality. As you can see in the video below, he thinks that he actually has fans that have nothing to do besides watch his shitty videos and troll his website, and asks for them to go forth and destroy all trolls! It's obvious Chris needs to actually read and understand the definition of 'trolling' because it's obvious he has no fucking idea.
Notice also how Chris reiterates that he does not want a black woman to contact him with any proposals, reinforcing the theory that he is a gigantic racist.
Chris-chan the Moralfag
After seeing a hilarious episode of Family Guy, where Chris-chan didn't get that he was being parodied for his moralfaggotry, he decided to share his hatred of the gays with the Holy Bible. To do this, he quoted the book of Leviticus, which is the biblical equivalent of goatse, which reinforces how men should not engage in buttsecks lest they be smited to the pits of hell to be raped by the Devil and his minions for eternity (and also that men cannot shave, wear underwear with elastic straps, or crossbreed animals).
His religious views conflict with his alleged love of the band Korn, which he recently announced on a Korn chatboard as he allegedly conducted an imaginary interview with lead singer Jonathan Davis over a "new" album which was released over 8 years ago. Christian Weston Chandler thinks that "Freak On a Leash" is "a pretty cool song where the guitars go and the slap bass with the vocals and then there is a midsection with the alternative style vocals A+" so harassing him appears to be the best possible cure for his behaviour.
(Video can be seen below)
| —Chris, being ironic. |
It is believed that God facepalmed once he witnessed this video.
He also decided to pick up a book on how to talk to the opposite sex...written by a 9-year-old boy. As the kid wrote it on how to talk to girls of his age, party vans are imminent.
Drama with Wikipedia
On 01 May 2009, for only God knows why, Christian Weston Chandler registered on Wikipedia as ChrisChanSonichu. He created a user page (see here) that is to record one of the most in depth autobiographical accounts of his life. A user page is not an article, but this is still a flagrant violation of Wikipedia policy. Chris's user page was deleted by a Wikipedia admin believing it to be the work of a troll. Sadly, as the details below show, this is the real Chris, all too real...
The other thing Chris did was add his name to the article on high-functioning autism, under the list of "famous individuals that may have had many different variations of autism along with HFA," along with a published author decorated by two countries and Renaissance artist Michelangelo. His edits can be seen here.
The "Christian Weston Chandler" article on Wikipedia has been created by trolls 3 times and deleted 3 times: February 15, March 26, April 28 by Wikipedophiles.Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Christian Weston Chandler
On 03 May 2009, Chris posted a video attacking Wikipedia for deleting his user page, in addition to this message on his talk page:
Dear Sir/Madam,
LOOK, I do not have the appropriate calm state of mind to make time to READ those numerous upon numerous small-print details, much less memorize them. I have had a LOT of SLANDEROUS TWISTS OF MY OWN WORDS done unto me in the past SOO MUCH, it is HARDEST for me to get a job in a place that does background checks, only to find that cursed E.D. Page those EVIL TROLLS created against me at the TOP of the list.
I started my OWN Wikipedia page to hopefully counter that and better the people's General Understand of the Noble Gentleman I truly am. I SPENT HOURS, recalling MEMORY after MEMORY to type up the HONEST-TO-GOD TRUTH.
I DO NOT CARE about the erroneous listings or false information listed on other pages; I ONLY WISH TO TELL THE TRUTH AND SPREAD IT ON THE INTERNET.
Plus, I have Vanessa Anne Hudgens as an honest, very close Gal-Pal, and you know very well how powerful she is as a STAR.
I have created a video on YouTube respectfully asking to leave my Wikipedia ALONE with MY HONEST TRUTH from MY OWN High-Functioning Autistic Head; my LOYAL FANBASE will be sending you letters.
UNDO YOUR DELETION, PLEASE.
--Christian Weston Chandler (talk) 01:25, 4 May 2009 (UTC)
In short, Chris doesn't give a shit about contributing to Wikipedia, only wanting free PR. The page has been re-upped but hopefully Wikipedia will remove the page again, because who should have to suffer reading about the EPIC FAIL that is this overweight, retarded manchild?
June 11, 2009, after some people impersonated Chris on Wikipedia, one of them used a proxy and TOW tracked a bunch of vandal accounts using the proxy and falsely blamed it all on Chris.
Videos
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| —GANGSTA CHRIS MOTHAFUCKA |
| —Iyasaekki |
Practice Wedding
Some time last Thursday Chris took a further leap into madness by uploading a new shitty video where he pops the question on his latest Sweetheart. Chris croons along with Celine Dion as he bombards your eyes with more of his shitty drawings. Apparently Chris believes IF YOU GET MARRIED IN THE COMIC, YOU GET MARRIED IN REAL LIFE.
WHY SHOULD I CARE?
These sort of antics are exactly what we've come to expect of Chris and it would be wholly unremarkable if Chris hadn't drawn a super special "Honeymoon" Comic featuring his autistic dick. Chris really knows what girls want. What girl wouldn't ask for crude drawings of a broken, bent penis?
| —what Chris cries out during simultaneous furry orgasm |
Download it here
Chris chan on The radio
Last thursday, chris chan recieved mainstream attention, check it out here.
http://www.wbcn.com/topic/play_window.php?audioType=Episode&audioId=3705145
Chris-chan gets mentioned on Los Angeles's KROQ
Chris Chan: Barfly
Sometime last thursday, Chris took a shower and went outside to partake in what is considered a normal activity for ronery losers his age: drinking.
Of course he got drunk and acted like a complete tit, showing off his well-honed singing voice and ability to identify instruments that are not guitars, but it's probably the closest to normal he's acted in the last 15 years.
Chris Chan: Don't Trust Them Homos
Upon the reclaimation of his Jewtube account, he decided to show his nigger-loving ways and produce a new video, with audio only, proclaiming just how awesome that faggots are.
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Of course it was only a matter of time till someone made the video more appropriate, so sometime Last thursday, A challenger appears and this is what came of it.
Gallery of Horrors
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Sex Scandals
- First Sex Scandal
- Second Sex Scandal
- Third Sex Scandal
- http://www.slutload.com/watch/M20g7MWCNa5/Chris-chan-Fanta-and-Cum.html <---- Chris drinks his jizz for Ivy!
- http://www.mediafire.com/?9zgntjn3tl5 <---- Spank dat ass!
- http://www.slutload.com/watch/BiQqrpqIPub/Chris-chan-takes-a-Shower.html <---- Chrissy in the shower!
- http://www.slutload.com/watch/7hZAzJutuSx/Chris-chan-completely-different.html Chris goes insane nude
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Stuff shat out by Chris-chan
- His NEW Youtube Account
- His old youtube account
- Backup Youtube channel for Chris-chan's videos
- His yidio account (YouTube for dummies.)
- Watch him raep a blowup doll
- Behold the gayness of his Animal Crossing ROUTINE. He even talks and sings to an imaginary Snowman.
- Another site to view his hawt blow up doll love making session
- His shitty homemade DVD
- .Zip file of all 11 Chris-Chan YouTube videos just before 8/8/08
His new website (Already hacked)Closed his account, expect new site.- A blog with "Very Honest Content"
- CWC's Blog on Blogspot
- CWC last.fm page, has all his music and various other things available to stream or as free downloads
- His horrible album of him "singing" covers of popular songs with altered lyrics about his pathetic life
- The bands' sophomore release with new lineup. Dedicated to Ivy. Consequently ruins the careers of well known (and respected) artists Bruce Springsteen and Meat Loaf.
- His eBay account profile, revealing even more embarrassing info (Update: Chris has changed his eBay User ID. Now known as 'jesusguidesme2')
- Another attempt to sell his Gamecube.
- We have a winner!
- His church's website. Nudes were sent, lulz were had, it's over guise: "We are not responsible for and have no control over the personal web presence of members of this congregation."
- Torrent download of everything related to Chris (Vol. 2!)
Unfunny shit not made by Chris-chan
- CWCiki - The TRUE and ORIGINAL Chris-chan Wiki. (The whole site redirects to Meatspin, so copy and paste into a new window.)
- Sonichu's girls forum!
- The PVCC Forums
- Sonichu Fanfiction, uploaded to fanfiction.net
- Jimmy Hill's Official Sonichu Page
- Sonichu Finale
- Badly drawn erotic pictures of Sonichu characters
- A download link for an archive file of Sonichugame.Blogspot.com
- Thread on Dontdatehimgirl.com with women confessing their love for CWC
- Slightly funny edit of the sex tape on efukt.com
- Stay straight, kids!
- Version 2: Electric Bugaloo
- CWCICKIE 1 and CWCICKIE 2
- a remake of sonichu
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