The Chemo That Is Curing /b/

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“	A NEW AGE IS BEGINNING, A AGE OF NO CANCER AND POST ENDING IN X SHIT AND ALL SHALL KNOW, THAT A HANDFUL OF /B/TARDS, TOOK THEIR LAST POST TO BRING IT!	„
—Some guy

This article is perfect. Don't fuck with it!

Prognosis: Positive!

The Cancer That Is Killing /b/ is in remission.

The Tumors That Are Leaving /b/

And nothing of value was lost.

m00tle returns for great justice!

Chemo 2

Moar chemo!

Instant Results!!!

Moar Results!!

After ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH, the b&hammer started to get used moar.

Curing /a/

moot, forgetting to take his happy medicine.

Results of the Chemo

On June 18, Moot learned that the cancer was inoperable, and issued a DNR order on the ailing /b/. Moot had this to say about the old /b/:

“	/b/ has changed. it's no longer about original content, epic GETs, and win it's an endless series of reposts, perpetuated by newfags and trolls fail - and its consumption of /b/, has become an unstoppable cancer. /b/ has changed.	„
—Moot

And if you weren't a newfag or a retard you should have quickly realized that moot is a gamer and was just playing Metal Gear Solid 4. The song that was playing on /b/ was the opening song and the above quote should actually be this:

“	war has changed. it's no longer about nations, ideologies or ethnicity it's an endless series of proxie battles, fought by mercenaries and machines. war and its consumption of life, has become a well oiled machine. war has changed.	„
—Snake from Metal Gear Solid 4

here's a link to the complete MGS4 Intro. Of course if you're not a newfag you shouldn't have to see - WHY DON'T YOU JUST FUCK OFF?!?!?question mark??

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ui-pvKkduEY&NR=1

The End

On June 19th 2008, after many attempts to revitalize /b/ by Anonymous, the board died due to cardiac arrest at 7:30AM CST. Good night sweet prince. Or maybe Moot was just trolling everyone. Who knows?

Aftermath

Aftermath, soon infectees/cured people/people with the serum injected into them for the cure to cancer, turned to super zombies that can run faster than a nigger from a cop and make you shit bricks. Only Will Smith can run the transmission on all AM frequencies, find the cure, become an hero and take those sand niggers with him.

News Flash!

~~On September 11th, just after ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH, moot decided it was time to actually turn on the chemo machine and auto ban any fag who posts "post ending in x" bullshit.~~

~~The chemo is still in it's early stages, but hopefully it will fix /b/ finally.~~

DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS! There is no autobanner, carry on.

OMFG UPDATE!!ONEONE11

On 19th June 2009, an Americunt anon came to /b/, wielding his mighty sword, thus adding to the effort to destroy the shitty cancer with a pure dose of FUCKING WIN

/b/ was skeptical, and claimed that OP would not deliver. Surprisingly, /b/ was wrong, and OP delivered delicious raep in the form of a Jewtube video.