Cheese1997
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Cheese1997 is a jailbait 12 year old girl and is the aggressive cancer that has already killed devianTART. She has made over 45,000 page views by horribly raping children's cartoon shows, such as Ouran High School Host Club and Invader Zim. Ungrateful bitch, if not for this article she wouldn't be where she is today. She's not to be trusted.
Much to the chagrin of Nickelodeon, her art is all the same, depicting the same Invader Zim character with his gigantic fucking head.
It should also be noted her name is a rip off of an AIDS-infected supermonster who desperately needs Ritalin from the cartoon Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends. She most likely chose this name because her friends are imaginary, but more probably because the character she stole it from is a goddamn lunatic, much like her. FUCKING KILL THE WHORE WITH FIRE!! WHERE'S TEH EYE BLEACH BURN IT!!!
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History
If Cheese1997 does have parents, they must be the greatest trolls that ever lived, because no two people could be that inconsiderate to fuck and produce a child that is such a fucktard. Alternatively, she could be a test tube baby, in which case the scientist who made her is the greatest troll. Either way, DA was fucked from the beginning as soon as she joined. As soon as her pictures were favourited, that gave her the self-gratification her giant ego needed to produce more uncropped abominations of fail.
70% of her artwork that followed was retardations of the cartoon Invader Zim. A further 20% are pictures of her, either crying or cutting herself (I am being fucking serious) and the final 10% is just crap. Most of her fans have long since evaporated since Anonymous (and ED) buttfucked the shit out of her comments section. If you contributed to said butt-fucking, you are a pretty cool guy. These Anonymous and EDiots soon exposed the truth behind her art, and befoar long it was revealed that 60% of her artwork was stolen from Google, and staring at her pictures for too long will kill over 9000 braincells. (I'm just making these statistics up you know).
Because you know, saying you report rule breakers, then stealing all your art off Google is really original, isn't it? What ensued was a lulzy 6 month campaign, whereby eventually Cheese had given up trying and presumably an heroed. But according to some, she's still trying (see here).
The Gallery Of Crop Fail
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 Interesting. Her OC looks exactly like Flippy except with thicker eyelashes; I smell a Mary Sue. |
Gallery Of Butthurt and Theft
But don't worry guy, its all right to be a talentless hack. Sure, your art may be pathetically crap that even a /b/tard can do better (see frustration), but there are still other methods. You know, googleing pics and clusterfucking them together is fine too, but apparently, you fail at that as well.
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Acts Of Asshatery
TEH EXPRESSIVE ART OF CHEESE
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Vandalism
Cheese and the kiss ass brigade tried to erase this article. As a result, it caused much lulz as they had obviously never heard of reverts. Then the main operator of this article showed up and had some edit wars with her and her retarded watchers, resulting in the whole article collapsing in on itself. HappyMeal showed up and restored the article to its full glory. He now is constantly patrolling it, just in case.Also don't forget to contribute to the emo faggobitch's page and profit with well earned lulz:Kittyfan10.
Did You Know?
Cheese is a fucking hypocrite?
OMG U GAIZ, I"M LEAVING FOREVAR!
The best thing you can do for the internet (and will probably be the high point of your life) is to become an insensitive fuck and go spamhappy on Cheese' profile. Like all lolcows, lulz are bound to be unleashed. If you possess some uber hacking skills, you may want to take it upon yourself to spam goatse and meatspin over her profile, because nothing traumatizes a child moar then a tranny being analled. If you DO do this, you are a fucking internet saint, and I will actually suck your cock (no kidding).
Alternatively, if you aren't that much of a dickhead, you could just critique her art with negative comments. See the gallery below to see what would happen if you did.
Lulz Journal's
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The Ass Kiss Brigade
Surprisingly (very surprisingly) Cheese has friends who are willing to back her up despite knowing they'll get ED'd for it. Much moar likely however, these three will probably need to buy kneepads soon, because fellating someone who you've never met's e-penis can get tiresome over the internet.
Biohazardxxvii
Much moar likely a 40 year old virgin Uncyclopedia member then a 13 year old girl, as you can see from the totally wacky exhibit on the left, Biohazard is probably going to abduct Cheese1997 in the future, because like all Uncyclopedians, he can't get any pussy his own age. Should be a lesson to you Cheese, don't trust anyone on the internet.
Kibasstoryofagirl
Kibasstoryofagirl is fucking crazy, and I mean ALL CAPS FUCKING CRAZY. You do not want to piss her off. Probably the biggest cock sucker of them all, she will rage on you if you say something to Cheese on the internet. But of course, textual based comments don't compare to heavy artillery. So you're safe for now, troll...
InvaderGeniji2
InvaderGeniji2 is apparently Cheese1997's BFF, but instead she just licks Cheese's ass (fuck me, I gave myself a boner). She threatens to leave DA as much as her butthurt master does. This would actually be pretty awesome, as the clusterfuck of art that is known as DA will be slightly cleansed.
Dead?
Merely weeks after this article was posted, multiple Anons flamed the hell out of Cheese's page, trolling varying from harsh truths to just DESUDESUDESUDESUDESU. After a mere couple of days of being trolled, Cheese's activity on deviantART seemed to decline. Could she have finally left? Anons are still patrolling the area.
Update 6/17/08
Cheese has now been offline for over nine weeks and five days. Check out her page for some funny comments from concerned friends and trolls, and from a friend of a cousin who hates her. Good to see she fails IRL too.
Cheese will be officially pronounced dead when her counter hits 10 weeks. AKA June 19th, 2008
All we can do now is wait. Wait, and pray.
Update 6/18/08
counter hit 10 weeks, bitch is dead.
Update 7/3/08
Bitch is alive. Fuck. Ah well, at least we'll be able to milk this lolcow a little moar.
Update 7/4/08 Cheese is assumed to still be dead, as she has not updated anything. She will remain dead until a new journal or picture is submitted. But, if she is IRL permabanned, we will LOL (and we did it for the lulz).
Update 1/3/09 Offline for 26w 1d 9h 11m 26s
Offline for just over half a year, she's dead, or just escaped to an alt nobody has found yet.
Update 3/7/09 Offline for 35w
LAWL
Update 6/23/09 Offline for 50w
And still getting comments. 'Tis a wondrous thing.
SHE'S BAAACCCCKKKK
It should be noted this section took a giant clusterfuck of effort to produce. Certain EDiots have been dedicated into researching wherever Cheese1997 might troll the internet. You can do your part by either:
- a) Leaving this section the fuck alone
- b) Adding research to this section
It seems Cheese thought it would be super clever to make a new account! Her new account name is Racoonlover LULZ B&.
(It should be noted that she spelled raccoon wrong. Funny for someone who spells so well.)
"OMG WE R SO CLEEVAR! XXDDDDD XDDD :3"
UPDATE: Cheese has been banned. Again. Probably for the last time, but who knows? DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS
HOLYSHIT BACK AGAIN?: It appears once again Cheese has returned and is once again drawing shitastic art. Her new username is Przeslzo, whatever the hell that means.
Oh, and also it appears she is attempting to look hardcore by claiming to like things such as Edgar Alan Poe, Nirvana, Steven King, and of course The Nightmare Before Christmas.
WTF, BITCH?!: It seems like she made another account for her "photography", called Chartreuse-Dryad. (By photography, she means pictures of nothing anyone cares about, and her being her faggy fat self, occasionally with her equally faggy, but not as fat, weaboo friends.)
Link to teh FAIL: [1]
Help ED and help us all by spamming cocks over her page. Do it faggot.
Prophets of Truth
Many lulz worthy comments have been left on Cheese's front page since the making of her article.
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It should be noted that RedAlert52, AtomicKitten254, and Karax112 are all chicken shit little 12 year old girls who only started trolling Cheese once they thought she was dead. Judging from their deviations and their behavior, they deserve to be trolled as badly as she does.
Some internet fags, have tried calling her a Necro Guro. Did not work out too good.
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See Also
External link
- Cheese1997 on DevianTART
- Mrs-Jojo-1997 on DevianTART She journaled that it's to be abandoned. WTF?!
- chartreuse-dryad on DevianTART This time pixplz
- przeszlo on DevianTART And this time more emo than before
- cheese1997supporter on DevianTART Probably cheese being shittier than ever by being her own fantard.
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