Chechclear

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

lol murder.

Chechclear is a video of the lulzy and agonizing beheading of a Russian soldier. In the beautiful tradition of 3guys1hammer a gruesome cry of agony is heard from the dying man as a knife is driven into his neck and sawed back and forth until his head is dismembered. His head/trophy is then picked up by the hair to add a final artistic touch to what is truly a work of art.

This video goes for 16 seconds and is a run-down of the glorious Chechen celebration. There is apparently a much more hilarious, 5 minute version which is much funnier but sadly impossible to find. Apparently in that one, his captors beat and humiliate him for several minutes before they slide his neck down the sharp slippery slide of lol.

The guy that got butchered is named Evgeniy Rodyanov, and was 19 years old when killed. He is now declared a saint since he got martyred for Christianity.

See Also

• 3guys1hammer
• Russia

External Links

• See it for yourself
• RapidShare MegaUpload The almost complete (20 Minutes) Chechclear. Missing part 4 of 5, FLV format RARfile 30581 KB.
• The supposedly "real" video.

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