Chasethehedgehog
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Chasethehedgehog (AKA Captain Bad-ass) is a self-proclaimed Internet celebrity and artist. He believes himself to be within the top ten percent at DeviantART even though he draws like a blind 7 year old with Down's Syndrome. So yeah, he probably is. Born in 1994 and has probably been claiming to be 18 for at least five years now.
Somehow, a /b/tard stumbled across one of Chase's Microsoft Paint drawings of Sonic and posted it on /b/ and a link to his page was also featured on the invasion board on 7chan. At least 100 /b/tards visited Chase's page and commented about Chase's sad excuse for art. As one would expect, those comments consisted mostly of death threats. Since Chase suffers from retardation, he claimed that he had called the police and that they would be coming after all those who threatened him, generating much lulz within the tubes.
Despite just about everyone having now realized the breadth of his epic fail, Chase has recently taken to spouting off about how he doesn't care what everyone else thinks of his work, and how his recent milestone of 100,000 page views makes him a god (despite the fact that 90-97% of his views were in the name of milking one heifer of a lolcow, the remainder being in pity). He is, therefore, a LIVING PARADOX. Chase was also born with a genetic defect that made him unable to detect sarcasm.
Also see Chase's sister,[2]
| — Stevaloosaurus, critiquing Chase's best art. |
Drama in early 2006
Along with the 4chan raids and all other lulz produced by Chase, the lulz began much earlier in 2006 when he posted a journal about how a flash movie about Sonic dying made him cry. This resulted in many fierce battles between Chase and the movie's author and several other Deviants who enjoyed it. So much lulz was made then that a deviantART mod came over and made Chase close the pool.
A troll account was then made to make friends with Chase, under the name of ToxicKitsune BALEETED, who posted drawings of the fox and Chase taking it in the ass. Things got even more lulzy when Chase decided to hold a contest, but all the entries won because they were made of buttsecks. Two more trolls were made, but in the end, all three trolls got perma-banned, and Chase left a suicide note, taking all his masterpieces with him.
Nobody is quite sure what happened to Chase after he failed to appear and generate lulz for two whole months. He was long presumed dead, and thought to have sacrificed and essence into the infamous program MS Paint, or sucking cock. However, he recently resurfaced (unfortunately) with a new "Sonic in Soleanna" drawing based off the shittiest game in history.
DevianTART lulz
Best parts highlighted for your viewing pleasure. Srsly read these, no matter how TL;DR they are!
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100,000
On June 24, 2007, Chase received his 100,000th page view. Congratulations, Chase! Your failure at life has now been witnessed by over 100,000 people; you must be so proud!
After gaining 100,000 views, Chase's ego exploded in a tidal wave of lab-destined sperm and made a picture out of it. Unfortunately, he assumes that each of these pageviews came from admirers of his sad excuse for art, when he owes at least 100% of those page views to ED raids. What is in store for the thirteen-year old boy now? Our best guess is that it will include moar Sonic pictures, moar lulz, and moar underage b&.
The ConceptArt incident
Once again, Chase displayed his amazing awesomeness by posting his personal favorites on ConceptArt.org. If you don't know, ConceptArt is a serious art website, run and created for professionals, and built on the ethics of hard work and constructive criticism. Of course, Chase didn't realize this and spew upon the forums such blatant faggotry, it's amazing the whole of the continent didn't blow itself up in a hurricane of egotism that would put Katrina to shame. Chase, of course, completely ignored what anyone had to say and refused to admit that his art was shit so he could finally start improving. Before things reached their climax, an astute lulzdragon posted a link to the thread on 4chan for all the other lulzdragons to see. The mods closed the threads before any REAL lulz could be had, but the threads still stands for those of you who are bad enough dudes to save the president. also if you are from DeviantART and want to spam get a life i have enough of you already!
| —Chasethehedgehog on being a twat. |
| —Rhineville |
Chase knows REAL art!!1 SRLSY!!1
In an attempt to stem the flow of criticism, chase posted a clarification of his earlier comments regarding being better than most people on DeviantART. For you see there is an important fact that the spammers were unaware of; "Many people on here don't even post art"! Yes, chase is referring to the vast collection of sadly misguided individuals who post "junk like photos and poetry", instead of things that require real artistic skill, like for example...Sonic art!, which is apparently done by many of the BEST artists. After all, "sonic art is not easy to master."
Following in the best spirit of Unwarranted self-importance, chase proceeded to announce that since so many artists work for money, he will too. As soon as his parents buy him a scanner, we lucky people will be able to order pictures from the great chase for prices tentatively set at between $5 and $30, depending on the number of characters, and whether the drawing is to be done in pencil, or full color. When he was put in his place by other DeviantART on his comments page, he either made a exceptionally witless remark or an even bigger gem spewed forth from his mouth.
| —ChaseTheRetard |
| —ChaseTheRetard |
| —Chase, the modest guy ever. |
Wow, really? I suppose hours of makeup and lighting setup, along with prop placement and stage layout followed by a lot of detailed digital enhancement is CHEATING LOL?
OH WOW
Chase is now apparently taking commissions. Who wouldn't want a shitty MS Paint Sonic for $15?
The Protect Chase club! 'stop the flamers!!!11'
A group of sad Chase fans (most likely alts) made a club against Chase haters. The Club has a HUGE amount of members (4 fucktards). That includes the famous Chase himself. Chase was made the 'special member' by the Chase fan that owns the club. The journal can provide much lulz in one's spare time.
YouTube
Like any good DeviantART extraordinaire, Chase has set up a YouTube channel so he may share his godly works of art with the world. As of yet, his channel consists of but one video: a slide show of his work set to a climactic tune, the magnitude of which can only hope to match the caliber of Chase's art.
Chase's Triumphant Return
With his gay love child Zer0thehedgehog, Chase returned.
Recently, Chase (Or one awesome troll) decided to create another new account. His efforts to remain concealed were thwarted, however, due to the fact that his fans found him in less than a week of the account's creation. He's attempting to stick it to the man by filling his favorites gallery with anti-ED stamps and "taunting" his enemies, all the while claiming that he is not, indeed, Chase.
Also once upon a time, Chase decided to join the EdProofDa group on Deviantart to protect himself from the trolls, or so he though. As the idiot he is, he fell into the hands of an actual troll who was running the account. It appears chase decided to go into detail as to which he is awesome. He found out that it was a huge mistake dtalking to EdProofDa after he realized that he was talking nothing but butthurt.
This time, Chase is trying to fool new trolls into thinking he is an admin. He wuld lyk ttly ban any1 dat evun luks @ him bad. He also makes awesome MS Paint fan art of anyone that trolls him. Also, Chase will now hide a certain amount of comments that anger him. How will we get our delicious fix of entertaining hate spam now?
"I AM NOT CHASETHEHEDGEHOG, WHOEVER HE IS"
| —Chasethehedgehog |
Further evidence that $twisterfiendish is Chasethehedgehog is that they're both fucking idiots. As you can see from the boldfaced selections in the quote, he comes off claiming not to be Chase. However, about halfway through, he begins to speak of "drawing Sonic stuff" and "uploading old pics". But if $twister is not Chase, how could he have "used" to draw Sonic fan art or upload "old pics", given that he registered no longer than a week before he posted this? Get your shit straight, Chase.
Also, more recently, he has made demands that this article is taken down posthaste (detailed here). If this doesn't prove $twisterfiendish is Chase, I don't know what will.
The Idiot Hat
In a desperate attempt to drive away the trolls, Chase has made it his mission to attack them head on [3] by drawing shittastic portraits of his enemies which have since been taken care of, partly so he still has a chance at becoming admin, partly due to the reaction to the hats: [4], [5], [6].
However, this did not last long. After a while, Chase managed to muster what little brain cells lay in his skull and realized the entire "idiot hat scheme" (which was suggested to him by a troll) was just an effort to show others his true level of intelligence once again. Being the retard that he is, he decided to do one last idiot hat... for a subscription, which he thinks will make him an admin. The person who promised Chase a subscription has yet to give it to him.
"Free Art!"
After several weeks of duking it out with troll raids from the *chans and Encyclopedia Dramatica while pretending not to be phased, Chase is now offering free art to whomever can "delete" Chasethehedgehog's ED page. However, this will end in failure for a few reasons:
- Every edit to any article on Encyclopedia Dramatica is saved to the database, making deletion impossible.
- Any vandalism can easily be undone with minimal effort.
- No human being would want a shitty MS Paint drawing from a twelve-year-old retard.
"Plan M!"
Plan M is a new plan which will apparently destroy the trolls. Plan M is not a plan, it is another piece of shit he's making up as he goes along. Plan M! also has a troll account. His purpose is unknown. Banned.
Recently however Chase has frozen Plan M and moved on to Plan P. There is no official word on Plans N and O, most likely due to them failing faster than Chase can think them up.
Plan Masturbate
Plan Penis
Plan KKK
Also, in Chasey-poo-world, M is the first letter of the malphabet.
Breaking news! Chase took his dick out of Plan P, and moved on to Plan K.
More Breaking News! Chase has trashed Plan K and has moved onto Plan C, which apparently is the best plan yet.
Moar Breaking News! Chase has now actually declared war on the trolls. Naturally this will fail, despite the fact he has actually managed to convince a small group of retards (CaptianBilly, His ex, Some idiot, Another idiot, and lastly the most retarded one of em all, save for Chaseypoo that is.) He has also written a small "inspirational speech" to his "troops". On top of that there is a new chat up, which he calls Twisters war room. It contains a link to the aforementioned "inspirational message" and a warning about expert snippers. In the mean time a certain Tartlet has begun to take advantage of this, and is releasing playing cards, depicting all the highest ranking members of the imaginary troll army Chase has convinced himself exists. While the deck is not completed, it is on its way. It would appear that the Great Troll War of 09 is about to make its mark on the many pages of Deviantart.
Taken Over In Chat Room
For who knows what reason, TwisterFiendish (a.k.a Chase) made a chat room and viewed it in his journal, warning for 'ALL TROLLS TO STAY AWAY OR ELSE SNIPPERS SHOOT YOU', knowing that trolls and such are going to get in anyway, and also knowing that "snippers" are some kind of scissors, so now, apparently, scissors can shoot bullets now! He soon learned to never trust people... or at least don't forget the people that messes with him. Later on during the chat, while Chase/Twister was away, one of the admins happened to betray him (ya didn't see that coming, did you?) and made everyone in the chat room an admin. Then from there, they did their thing, and banned Chase from his own chat room.
| —DevianTART Troll. |
The troll who actually did the banning decided to remain anonymous, until Chase forgets about it. She got an idiot hat, that's all that needs to be known for now.
It was Movetron.
Chase went into an absolute fit when he found out that he was banned from the chat room. When he regained admin privileges, he banned all of the other admins in an attempt to regain control. It was a few hours later that another troll cleared his entire ban list.
Also, if you do manage to get into his "new" chat, he'll ban you for the slightest comment or calling him chase. Even White Knights.
News Article on Trolls AKA Making Himself Look Like An Asshat Cockhhole
What's sadder? Chase making himself look like an idiot or his sheep fancocks and fanpussies taking up for him?
Words from People with Some Brain Matter Left:
"Oh Chase, you've just gone and added some moar lulz to your ED page." ~Literary-Alchemist
"People don't troll you, boyo. People tell you you need improvement and you get mad and block them." ~FunkyAl
"It's the internet. Where there is a community, there will be trolls. It's unavoidable." ~anniefelis
"It seems like the only ones who liked this nonsense are all people who have crappy art, act like they are all high and mighty and deserved to be trolled. Anyway, Twister's going to be trolled even more." ~WorldChampionMario
"Trolls troll people for a reason. People like you who shit themselves over any little negative thing will cause mass amounts of e-drama, which is incredibly hilarious or 'lulzy' to those trolling you. If you don't want to be trolled, then maybe you should pay attention why you are being trolled and find a way to show them that there is no reason to troll them. But of course this is going to be hidden since any criticism goes on your blacklist yet the floods of constant insults remain." ~SpaceFishInSpace
Chase Likes 4chan?
Recently, Chase favorited a gay ass fan art picture of ED and 4chan. See here. So is he pretending to be a troll now to stop the trolls? More than likely, he's planning to pull a Rollin and Trollin stunt to save his ass. Proper actions should probably be taken.
An elaborate troll made an anti-ED stamp which was promptly changed to a pro-ED + 4Chan orgy upon being favorited. Chase has added the troll as a friend due to the creation of the once ED Stamp proving that saying anything against ED gets you a free ticket on the ChaseTheHedgehog Bandwaggon, disregarded you've already been trolling him I SUCK COCKS
Twister + Destiny = LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE
CHASE IS SINGLE AGAIN. SHE COULD NOT TAKE HIS FAGGOTRY ANY LONGER.
Main Article on DestinyMew Back Online. Make it awesome.
Chase is (claims to be) 18 and DestinyMew claims to be 14. Can anybody say "statutory rape"?
The evidence is right here, don't forget to read the comments; even screen capped that shit, there's no denying it. The screencap from Chase's chatroom, found here, reveals a post declaring her love to her sweetheart.
In an attempt to baleet her ED glory, she most likely created LioTsuki, but sadly, could not. This is the internet; nothing is deleted. Due to this, she got fucking banned. ROFL.
I AM NOT A TROLL!!!11!!!1!!
After seeing a link to her DevART on this page, she proceeded to BAAAAW and claim she quit trolling in a mature way. See here.
Destiny claims to be deaf in her DA signature. HOW THE FUCK CAN SHE HEAR A SONG? (also how the fuck does that affect her grammar?)
She also has a well rehearsed excuse for all you trolls! LOOK OUT!
THATS IT!!!1!
Oh shit guys, She's reached the breaking point and is bailing out!
MOAR breaking news!
She NEVER left and, instead, posted a journal with a shitty quiz. What's lulzy about this is that, on a question on whether she's single or not, she posted "Meh". HOSHI- Twister got his ass DUMPED, lol.
Disregard that...for now. Chase says otherwise. Nevermind that, I have a penis in my mouth.
Okay, so she did dump him, but he was late to the party, which shouldn't be surprising given his superior intellect.
FLAWLESS VICTORY. FATALITY!
DestinyMew has now deleted everything from her deviantTART page probably due to a severe case of butthurt. All that remains is a picture of Dubya flippin the bird, which could possibly mean she's more awesome than initial reports suggested.
OH SHI-- SHE IS BACK! Like all TARTlets she just can't stay away.
THE TRUTH!
Destiny has posted a new journal on how Chase is a nazi! http://destinymew.deviantart.com/journal/27734958/#comments
How to contact DestinyMew
MSN: destinymeow@hotmail.com
AIM: destinyhedgehog2
At the time of writing her AIM and MSN were on her profile, therefore fair game. Apparently she loves receiving troll art. Don't forget to send the link in a note!
Troll Artwork
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The "Troll War"
Recently, Chase's faggotry took it to the next level when he declared a troll war, demanding that people turn over the troll leader. This of course sparked numerous lulz as many a troll stepped up, claiming themselves to be the leader of the trolls. Chase, being the faggot that he is, does not know that trolls have no leader, as they are in it for the lulz. During this so called "war", Chase has compared himself and his merry band of douches to Abraham Lincoln, but he has edited that journal entry in an attempt to look like less of a cockfag.
Gallery of Chase's "Artwork"
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See Also
Other Fucktards on ED with Sonic Recolors that they think will make them rich...
External links
Chase
Active
- Chase is back! His newest account! Claims he is not Chase but all evidence points to "Yes, he is!"
- Chasethehedgehog is......
- Chase's troll account, he'll deny it but we know.
Chase's idiot Girlfriend. She comes in to this article now and then and edits it. She'll soon have her own page for sure.Banned
http://xsupersonicfanx.deviantart.com/ One of Chases followers who declares it's not nice to spam people. In regards, flood her page with SPAM SANDWICHES. http://ilovesonicheissexy.deviantart.com/ One of Chases friends who wants to get a job at Sega one day. Go tell her what you think.
Inactive
- His FA account. Not even the furries wanted him.
- Chase's original account on devianTART Doesn't reply to comments all that much these days, so don't get your hopes up.
- Chase's YouTube Channel
Not chase, but don't let that stop you from flaming him.LOL BANNED, though he was as lulzy as the real Chase.Chase's BRAND NEW ACCOUNT! (PLEASE FLAME FOR THE LULZ)HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT! IT WAS AN IMPOSTOR! (Please flame anyway).chase-the-hedgehogChase's new devianTART account. LOL BANNED- chasethehedgehog's webpage
- This has gone TOO FAR
- Protect Chase club! Fake club. Oh well, Feel free to flame it anyway.
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Trolls, Impostors, and Similar Retards
- Ultimateshadow360. Not chase, however likely the only troll on teh internetz that managed to get Chase's trust by "drawing" like him. If not, somebody as intellectually challenged as him. Please flame either way.
ToxicKitsune- Banned.Chase Luver- Banned.ILIKESONIKKU- Banned.HuevostheHedgehog- Banned.Blargtheblarghog- Banned.chasethehedgehogy- Banned.Puffytheechinda- Banned.- Speedboy64
- Grolly the hedgehog
- Troll account
- extreme-the-chao
- Snizertheedgehog
- pokemontrainer55
- pokemonfriend12
One of Chase's only real "fans"- A largely unepic troll.
A noob troll.Banned- Chase 2.0!, it's not him, but troll him since he is still as retarded and lulzy as Chase.
- ULTIMATE Shadow plz A Plz Account of Chase's best work ever. Lulzy.
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