Charlie Check'm
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Charlie Check'm is an internationally known homosexual atheist african-american rapper. He is best known for his views on gay people and his theory that they have a "brain malfunction." He has been researching all about gays and "gay teen quotes" because he's afraid that a gay guy is going to come and make him a faggot, and he is very, very insecure about his manliness, as evidenced by his hulking biceps and really small dick. He has an inflated ego that is big enough to inflate a wacky inflatable wailing arm tube man, as evidenced by the fact that he thinks that his songs are the best, when in actuality he is as shitty as every other rapper out there. He had to rely on Obamamania to sell his shitty song, which sold over 10,000 copies. His latest song "No Gay Marriage", which has anti-semitic lyrics about gays, did not sell any copies whatsoever, due to him being a fucktard.
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Rapping Career
Charlie started his rapeing career a long, long time ago. Back then, he was actually gay, embracing it with every bit of his soul. That is until he found out his music wasn't selling, and decided to become straight, become an atheist (and a poor atheist at that) and blast gays and christans for improbable reasons. Even after he closeted himself, he still made shit music, such as "Single And Free", "I Look Good" and "Heterosexual"; you don't want to listen to "Christian and a homo" unless you're hitler himself.
OMFG HE WAS ACTUALLY GAY !?!?!?
Yes, yes he was gay. Yahoo Answers says so.
Personal Views
In his rap "songs," he expresses his profound views on gays and Christans in an calm and intelligent matter. He believes, in accordance with a professional source whom he won't name nor can anybody find, that gays suffer from a brain defect that makes men think like women and women think like men, and also believes that they are madly and uncontrollably attracted to "straight" people like pedobear is attracted to lolis. He also believes that gay people are in the same camp as drug users and gangs, in that they try to force people to be gay through the use of peer pressure, and that they "target" teens by telling them to accept who they are. In the world of Charlie Check'm, a person doesn't think he's gay because he has different feelings, but because gay people forced him to be gay.
Much like a fundie faced with proof of evolution, he will ignore all evidence of homosexuality existing back in the olden days, even in the caveman ages. He thinks that it is part of a faggot-conspiracy against him, because all gays hate him for telling the truth. He also compares interactions with gay people to interactions with a fat black chick, saying that he feels awkward around them because it threatens his image as a man flexing his pecs and lowers his chances of attracting hot sexy women. He says that he's not afraid of faggots of dykes, but the fact is that whenever he sees one, he instantly pees his pants and goes home to change. Some argue that this has forced him to become a secret adult baby, wearing a diaper around so he can safely shit himself in public. He also says that "pro-homos" hate him for saying that they have a brain malfunction. In actuality, it's probably because he is a closeted gay man who doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about.
Dox
Despite all the hate, he gets a surprising amount of fan mail, mostly in the form oft gay porn, gay magazines, bestiality pictures, images of rainbows and even the occasional letter from an actual gay person. If you're a gay guy, you can send Charlie your mail at this address:
PO Box 1405 Long Beach, CA 90801
or send it to him via email at charliecheckm@yahoo.com. Don't worry about him not receiving your email, Yahoo has shitty spam protection and will gladly let your email reach him.
EVERYBODY HATES CHARLIE!
At least that's what everybody thinks, only reason why anybody hates him and not just christans and homos is because of the shocking, unfounded posts he makes. He's actively trying to spread the truth to every atheist, homosexual and christan blog there is, regardless of whether or not anybody cares but he spends a lot of time responding to every comment made about his views, therefore showing how inflated his ego really is. He says that everybody who's pro-homo and pro-cristian are against him, actively conspiring against him for some reason which he knows and we can never understand and probably ruin his rise to fame and possibly the hundreds of dollars he'll make from selling his shit music. He may think that they're out to get him, that he's the arbiter and that he knows everything. But everybody knows that he's just a fucktard troll who just loves to see a rise out of anybody replying to him. They all know not to feed the trolls but they do it anyway because of how shocking inaccurate and bigot they are.
At least Atheist Nexus had the smarts to ban him from the network and spread the word about Charlie Check'm, now the whole world knows about Charlie and it's all thanks to Charlie's fucked up brain.
Now here's a man who's telling the truth
SAVE HIS SOUL FROM SALVATION
He's going to hell, he needs to seek the help of Jesus Christ. He's been closeting himself for too long, hell if he closets himself too long like Tom Cruise then he'll end up a fucking Scientologist and god knows we don't need another one of those. Send the nearest Mormon to him right nao
Quotes
Here are some choice quotes from the genius himself.
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Evidence
He has provided no evidence since he could not get the link to show and couldn't get his precious genetics degree from the University of Phoenix, I thought someone like you would notice the RED TEXT THAT STATES SOMETHING IMPORTANT!
CAN YOU NOT READ AT ALL, ARE YOU THAT DUMB?
HEY CHARLIE
See Also
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