Cave Story
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Cave Story is a freeware game made by the azn, Daisuke "pixel" Amaya to appeal to all of the weaboo fangirls with totally kawaii anime-esque graphics. It completely ripped off games like Super Metroid, and Mario. Released in 2004 for the PC, it became a cult classic among indie gamers. All of the game, yes, the shitty graphics, shitty music, shitty gameplay and shitty story, ALL of it was made by Pixel. The game was later ported to WiiWare so fanboys could buy the game instead of playing it for free.
When Pixel isn't busy fending off weaboo fans, he's fapping to the plethora of Cave Story rule 34. There has been a considerably large amount of fanfiction written about Cave Story, which is somewhat amusing.
The story
You start out as an amnesiac robot who doesn't remember shit and apparently had too much to drink the night before. If you do some exploring, you steal some nigger's gun and somehow wander off into a village. The village is populared by mimigas, which are human-like rabbits that can talk. The mimigas are butthurt because some faggot called The Doctor keeps kidnapping them, taking them to his lair, and raping them beyond recognition. The mimigas, after eating red flowers, turn batshit insane and kill everything. As it turns out, there is a mimiga named Sue who the self important mimiga Arthur doesn't like, because she's diff'rent. Later in the game, it's discovered that some bitch turned her into a mimiga for no reason.
Eventually, shit happens, Arthur dies, and one of the mimigas is kidnapped by Balrog. Balrog is a special lunchbox toaster briefcase or something who works for The Doctor alongside with some cumdumpster named Misery. You discover that The Doctor is capturing the mimigas because he wants to use them as his personal army to destroy the world. Just for the sake of destroying the world. Eventually, you meet some female robot named Curly Brace who is a completely useless character.
The doctor almost feeds the mimigas red flowers, until you blow shit up and the floating island starts to fall. The "good ending" is where you save everyone and they live happily ever after. teh edn.
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