Caturday
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Caturday is a 4chan /b/ meme that involves mass-posting of images containing cats and cat related objects, like kittens. It is by far the most glorious and holy of days for /b/tards. An average Caturday thread reaches around 300 to 400 posts, complete with retarded 4chan catchphrases and "DESU DESU DESU." Despite being a wretched hive of scum and villainy, 4chan has an unlikely soft spot for cats and relentlessly shun /b/tards who post pictures of Torturecat and Crushcat.
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[edit] Origin of Caturday
Caturday is supposed to be the day before Sunday, however, recently The King of Threads declared that "From this day forth, every day shall be Caturday."
It was named after one of the planets in our solar system, Caturn. The day was proclaimed by the pagans as a day of worship and cat-related image posting at least 100 years ago, and this has been upheld by the many /b/-tards who opt to take a break from fapping over naked 3 year olds.
Historically, Caturday has conflicted with Loliaturday and the cult of Scaturday in the 4chanian calendar, but both rivals have fallen out of favor since the Great Schism. Caturday stands unchallenged today, and is currently the most celebrated day in the 4chanian calender except F40PH Friday. As the great Cattic prophet tells us in his infinite wisdom;
[edit] Why Cats?
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[edit] Common Images
- Longcat
- Tacgnol
- Olngact
- Speedycat
- BIKECAT
- Arguecat
- That Fucking Cat
- Ceiling cat
- Zippocat
- Serious Cat
- Catnarok
- Trashcat
- I'm in ur base, killin ur d00dzcat
- See Cat for ammunition.
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[edit] External Links
- "The Græt Caturday Clusterfuck of Remember, Remember, the 5th of November" (abridged).
- "Caterday on Urban Dictionary"
 to this topic for græt justice.
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