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Catnarok is the long-awaited epic battle between Longcat and Tacgnol, or Tacgnol dna Longcat. This cosmic battle has been foretold since the beginning of time.

Contents 1 Harbingers and signs of what is to come 2 The most awesome thing the world has ever witnessed 3 After the end 4 See also 5 Gallery

Harbingers and signs of what is to come

Ceiling cat will warn Anonymous that Catnarok is nigh. It will be the meow of doom. The Internet Hate Machine will begin to operate at maximum force. Limecat will not be amused. Happy Snake will be happy. The pool will be closed. Raptor Jesus will go extinct. Auschwitz will be fired up again. Gay porn will be posted on every MySpace page. All iPods will be stolen. Curtains will be drawn. LOL will be corrupted. No dogs will be left to buy. All furfags will be yiffing in hell. Lazers will be charged to previously unknown levels.

It will be the Day of Reckoning.

The most awesome thing the world has ever witnessed

Longcat and Tacgnol will meet at the chosen ground on Caturday and begin their long, sacred battle. This battle between light and darkness will endure for a thousand æons, but the passage of time will seem like just a few seconds. It will be an even match, a purrfect balance, so neither can fail. It will thus be an epic win, as the world is cleansed of faggotry and AIDS.

After the end

After Catnarok, Longcat and Tacgnol will rest as one. The world will be fresh and unspoiled and full of joy. Everyone will eat delicious cockcaek. All flavors of cat food will be on sale. Time will begin again, the two halves of the great feline will split and Catnarok will once again be foretold, the signs and memes will be made manifest and the ancient cycle of Catnarok will continue endlessly.

See also

• Large Hadron Collider
• Longcat
• Tacgnol
• Ragnarok
• Fishing Cat
• Ragnaröfl
• The Caturday Revival

Gallery

Purification time	Happy Snake	There can only be one.	The universe is at stake!
Catnarok has always been, never is not, and always will be	The battle will rip the skies asunder.	The battle begins as the first city falls.	No one is safe.
Longdog and Godgnol?	After Catnarok	A challenger appears!	An army appears.
A tribute to the great event, greeted by applauds of newfag and facepalm.jpg when posted on 4chan's /b/ 7.28.08.

	Catnarok is part of	Classic	Solid	Chanspeak
	a series on Memes	Fleeting	Failed	Not a Meme
	Click one of the six categories to expand that category. Time-Tested Classics A Cat Is Fine Too • All Your Base Are Belong To Us • A Master Is Out • A winner is you • An Hero • Baby fuck • Barrel roll • Bayeux Tapestry • Bel-Air • Bitches Don't Know • Bix Nood • Brian Peppers • Bridget • Buy A Dog • Candlejack • Catnarok • Caturday • Ceiling Cat • Centipede filled vagina • Chuck Norris • Cockmongler • Copypasta • Creepypasta • Delicious Cake • Demotivators • Desu • Diabeetus • Divide By Zero • DO IT FAGGOT • DO NOT WANT • Duckroll • Epic Fail Guy • Epic Threads • FGSFDS • Gaijin 4Koma • George Zimmer • Goodnight Sweet Prince • HA! HA! Guy • HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS • Happycat • Happy Negro • How Do I Shot Web? • I Am In Your Base Killing Your D00ds • I Came • I Has A Shuvel • IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER • INTERNET HATE MACHINE • I See What You Did There • Oh god how did this get here I am not good with computer • Over 9000 • ITTY BITTY BABY ITTY BITTY BOAT • JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION GET IN THE CAR! • LOL WUT • Longcat • Milhouse is not a meme • Moar • Mudkips • Nigga stole my bike • Oh exploitable • O RLY • Pedobear •Pool's Closed • Profit • Raptor Jesus • Reaction Guy • Rickroll • The Sandwich Chef • Sean Connery • The Singing Shark • This Looks Shopped • WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY • YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG • Zippocat • ZA WARUDO • ????/Profit • Ordinary Memes 4chan bans • 4chan Stencils • 404 Girl • Awesome • BIKECAT • Blockatiel • Borscht • Broccoli Dog • Bunny Pancake • Buzzkilling • Cactuar • Card Crusher • Carlton • Chris Hansen • Covini C6W • Creepy Chan • Dicks Everywhere • DOUBLE NIGGER • Doug • DSFARGEG • Garfield • ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER • F40PH • Facepalm • Frosted Butts • Gaijin 4Koma • Gentlemen • Gordon the Pringles Giraffe • Happy Snake • House • Hypnotoad • I am Legend • I GOT NORTON! • I'd Hit It • INVISIBLE... • I'm 12 years old and what is this? • IS IT CAN BE HUGS TIEM NOW PLEES? • Is This Battletoads • It's a Trap! • Jam It In • John Locke • KILL IT WITH FIRE • Law 4 Kids • Machine Code • Man The Harpoons • Mario Drawings • Milk Bags • MSPaint Relationship Thread • Nanomachines • OM NOM NOM NOM • Party Hard • PLEASE RESPOND • Pretty cool guy • Push Butan • Put Shoe On Head • Rape Clock • Shitting Dick Nipples • Slowpoke • Speedycat • Spengbab • Steel Hearts • Teh Rei • That Fucking Cat • delayclose.jpg • TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL • USB line • Vespene gas • Waha • Weegee • What is Love? • Why So Serious? • Wrong Location Nigger • X? In My Y? • Yaranaika Jargon and Textual Memes Bring Back Snacks • But who was x • Bump • But Data does not weight • Combofag • Cool story bro • Drawhore • Fixed • Fukken saved • Grey Area • HA HA HA, OH WOW • I don't think you have an X. Enjoy your Y. • in before X • I resurrected this pearl from page 10 • LURK MOAR • Never forget • Newfags can't X • NO U • Nobody Cares • Pic Related • Pic Unrelated • Posting in an epic thread • Relevant to my interests • Rules Of The Internet • Sauce • Stick It In Her Pooper • Stop posting • Verbose Thread • wat do • Weeaboo • WHARRGARBL • Where is your X now? • X is not your personal army • X Y is X • Your a fucking idiot 15 Minutes of Fame 360 kid • 4chan Battlecards • 4chan Gaming • 4chan Gold Account • Approval Guy • Audio • Beat A Rod • Because of Parkinson's • Birdman • Boxxy • Child Abduction • BRB, CHURCH • brb, compromised • brb, soup • Brinks Home Security • Chin-chan • Clippit • Coolface • Dental Plan • Dick Neck • Dynamic Entry • Extreme Advertising • Feels good man • Fishing Cat • Flea Market Montgomery • #fortune • Gary Oak • Gee Bill • Godhand Edit • Goofy Time • Grin Reaper • Guess The Meme • Hal Wilkerson • Hi-tech military software • Holy Grail • HOW CAN SHE SLAP?!? • I DIDN'T EAT THAT FUCKIN SANDWICH OR THE TOILET THING EITHER! • I Has A Bucket • I need a price check ... • I TOUCHED HIS PENIS!! OMG • Josef Fritzl • JxcelDolghmQ • Time for a Dicking • Chocolate Rain • Large Hadron Collider • Leave Bond to me • LINK MAH BOIIIII • LOLCHAIR • Mavica Sprite • Michael Phelps • Mordor • Nevada-tan • Nod Flenders • Octocat • Oh No You Didn't • Operation Falcon Punch • Operation LIONCASH • Perfection Girl • Pic Related Puppy • Pokepuns • Power Wrist • RAGE • ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH • SFW Porn • Shamwow • Steve Irwin • Stingray • SUP DAWG • Swirl Face • Switch police on • Tapestry Dog • Tyrannosaurus Reich • Uninformed Lisa • VTEC Just Kicked In Yo • What is a man? • Why So Exploitable? • Woll Smoth • Zach Braff Quotes Close But No Cigar 27 • Advice Dog • Apples Bear • Asianface • Big Dog • Bill • Bird is the word • CAPS EAGLE • COMBO BREAKER • Cool your jets • Dancing Owen • Dick Butt • Drama Prairie Dog • FUCK YEAH SEAKING • Furseiseki • The Fury • Gaston • GET • Get into the Loop • Girugamesh • Hai guy • I AM BEOWULF! • I don't roll that way • Jack Spicer • L-L-LUNAJACK! • Living On A Prayer • Navid • Nyoro~n • Objection! • oh shit i'm sorry i meant • Post ending in 75 Girl • Redtube Roulette • Rita • SHIT IT OFF • Shortcat • Skittle Nigger • Staredog • So cash • TAP LADEDANS FISTON! • THE BEST • UNITINU • WHEN I WAS • You Laugh, You Lose • YOU'RE A BIRD! No. Milhouse

Catnarok is part of a series on Internet Cats Arguecat • Basement Cat • Bikecat • Binkers • Burger the Angry Cat • Catnarok • Caturday • Celing Cat • Death Cat • Dodge Cat • Dusty the Cat • Fishing Cat • Frinklecat • Garfield • Glaucomacat • Happycat • Jewcat • Keyboard Cat • Kitler • Lasercat • Limecat • Lion • Lioncash • Longcat • Microwave Cat • Octocat • Peter • Serious Cat • Shortcat • Shotacat • Space cat • Spaghetti Cat • Speedycat • Tacgnol • That fucking cat • Tubcat • Weathercat • Zippocat