Cat in Microwave
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
On October 28th 2007, some funny b/tard hit upon the cunning and deeply original ploy of DEMANDING tits or he would microwave the cute kitty. Despite the obvious trolling and fake image, a few PETA camwhores played along and actually posted tits and vagoo. The original thread lived for 2 hours when it finally reached over the 9000 post limit and died.
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[edit] Scavenger Hunt
Another thread called "MICROWAVE CAT SCAVENGER HUNT" was created later, with an actual picture of the date and the OP's cat, which he pretended was not his live plushie luvbuddy. In order to shake things up a little he demanded a bunch of other random stuff, including a revolver and some weed.
[edit] Reaction
The typical baying /b/tard howls for the sizzly and no doubt potentially humorous and fap-worthy feline demise were gradually overwhelmed by the big-hearted and generally fairly silent proportion of /b/ users who have still retained some shred of humanity, morality and compassion.
These are the people who undermine the reputation of /b/ as a pit of dissoluteness and depravity. The people who, in between responses reading "Kill yourself LOL" will actually offer sound advice.
For the scavenger hunt, in the end all the items on the checklist were procured, with dates, and the dear little kitty was released.
However it was probably later sodomized to death by the OP, perhaps, but that is another tail.
[edit] Gallery
 This was a crap banana and very out of focus. |
 The first fender (basement dwellers have guitars). |
 The second fender (ALL basement dwellers have guitars). |
 A /k/unt from another board happened to drop by. |
 This hat was apparently not silly enough for OP. I can't imagine why... |
 Clearly a feminist, I can tell from some of the ugly and because I've seen a lot of feminists in my time. |
 This was a real surprise. Apparently someone on /b/ ACTUALLY had some weed |
 The Beach Boys LP clearly the most random thing on the list. Maybe he DID want to kill the cat... |
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