Castration

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This looks shooped to me, I can tell by the raging erection.
This looks shooped to me, I can tell by the raging erection.

Castration is the removal of the testes from a male organism. Side effects include de-masculinization, mental retardation, Troll's Remorse, decreased libido, and improved flavor.

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[edit] Why Castration?

The Amazing Atheist gets pwned by Razorwitch.
The Amazing Atheist gets pwned by Razorwitch.

[edit] Vasectomy

A monument symbolizing a mans liberation from babies via vasectomy. Although this seems pointless since his cock is so tiny anyway.
A monument symbolizing a mans liberation from babies via vasectomy. Although this seems pointless since his cock is so tiny anyway.

A Vasectomy is a method of birth control that involves a simple operation that severs the sperm duct, that causes the patient to be sterile. In other words, a vasectomy is your best defense against babies and the dreaded cock-trappers. It can save you from forced marriage, drama, legal action, trips to the Maury show and save you thousands of dollars. Its the investment that keeps on giving, that also earns you extra man points in the process. No it fucking doesn't. What's the point of having balls if there's nothing in them? HAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS.

Getting a vasectomy is a process that generally requires the combination of scrotum, knife and a steady hand. However, a laptop is fine too.


[edit] Notable People Who Have Been Castrated

Some furries take care of the problem themselves.
Some furries take care of the problem themselves.

[edit] Notable People Who Should Be Castrated


Remember, there is no point castrating emos because nobody wants to fuck them and all the blood is rushing to their wrists anyway.


[edit] People Who Can Help You Be Castrated

A real feminist would be wearing flannel.
A real feminist would be wearing flannel.
Girlvinyl can help, but probably won't.
Girlvinyl can help, but probably won't.

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