Captain Obvious

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Original sighting

You know how it feels. You're on an internet forum, some newfag makes a post, you elaborate on it by stating something really fucking obvious. You get a shitload of replies saying "Captain Obvious is obvious." You go cry. When someone posts something that is fucking obvious, you can't help but facepalm. And if you're a real faggot, you'll call them Captain Obvious, but ironically you are being obvious at the same time.

Old Meme Status

Batman edition

Being an internet meme and an IRL meme at the same time, Captain Obvious can't help but feel glorious. The original edition of Captain Obvious (pictured right) shows him as a rip off of Superman and the KFC mascot fused together. However, some faggots, such as Uncyclopedia believe him to be a rip-off of Batman. Because he's so old its hard to tell, but since Uncyclopedia has down syndrome, its fucking obvious we're right.

Should you be trolled by a faggot who decides to point out you are being obvious, take it upon yourself to reach through your computer screen and bitch slap them. They deserve it. Give yourself one too for being fucking obvious.

List of Obvious things

Help to make this section moar lulzier by adding moar things that are obvious.*

Uncyclopedians are faggots.
You fail it.
George Bush is actually a reincarnation of King Kong.
HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, YOU SUCK COCKS.
The Party Van is outside your house.
Teh internetz is serious business.
Milhouse is not a meme.
Milhouse is not a meme IS a meme.
Women are inferior.
Longcat is looooooooooooooooong.
More is a corruption of moar.

Should you encounter a Captain Obvious, do the right thing and hack his IP, cover his MySpace with CP and report him to the FBI. Many lulz will be generated from this. Alternatively, you could pretend to be a delicious loli and lure him to your house. Once he finds out your a grown man, much frustration will be had by him. He might also rape you instead to make up for the lack of 10 year old pussy.

Gallery

Warcraft edition. Obtained after achieving 99 Obvious.	I'm fucking speechless....	If trolls are not fucking obvious, they have successfully trolled you.	Captain fucking Obvious IRL.	DOING IT WRONG
Caption unrelated	Yep, wood.

Obvious Quotes

Gay edition. Also Uncyclopedia's mascot.

“	"The vast majority of our imports come from other countries."	„
—Dubya

“	"I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever."	„
—Miss Alabama

“	"Government, obviously, cannot fill a child's emotional needs. Nor can it fill his spiritual and moral needs. Government is not a father or mother. Government has never raised a child, and it never will."	„
—William Bennett

“	"Jim Bakker spells his name with two k's because three would be too obvious."	„
—Bill Maher

“	"It is my job to do my job."	„
—Dubya again

“	"And so the fact that they purchased the machine meant somebody had to make the machine. And when somebody makes a machine, it means there's jobs at the machine-making place."	„
—Moar Dubya!