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SEE ALSO BILLY MAYS

Typing in All Caps is the awesomest thing evar. Just by pressing the the "Caps Lock" button and then proceeding to type normally, you'll soon become noticed by everyone. People will start taking you more seriously OL and you'll soon become an important and respected internets user. They will find everything you say terribly interesting and insightful, members of all genders will want to have sex with you and you'll become extremely good in bed. See left for instructions. Not only will it do all these things and more, it will also make you sound like Samuel Jackson, just like in his movies. An unfortunate side effect to this great addition condition is yelling "Motherfucker", "Fucking Racists", "Fuck You, Nigga", " ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?" AND "Bitch Please". Also take it to the next level, if you fucking dare.

One of the biggest problems that non-1337 people face when they're trying the All Caps method for the first time is that it might take a while to stop hitting the Shift key accidentally.

Commonly used by AOLers in chatrooms, computer-illiterate Indians, 419 scammers in their emails, trade channel whores in World of Warcraft and pussy death chain post senders on MySpace.

Trivia

Billy Mays is was the only human being to advertise in all caps... verbally.
It's also fun to type in caps lock because when you read it it's like screaming inside a person's head! Power!!
Typing in all caps will give you an erection!!
Fatman scoop raps in Caps lock, and appears to be stuck on Caps Lock IRL.
Barry Scott types in all caps (see Cillit Bang)
Typing in caps makes you row faster, helpful if you're a rower [TOM].
If it were not for Jesus being a Jew, he would have typed in all caps.
Intarnet drama king Shut Up And Die is most notorious for typing in all caps.
Typing in all caps related to typing regularly presented in this simple inequality: all caps > not all caps.
Your Caps lock key is nao in all caps. This is the greatest intarweb Jew conspiracy.
There is also a little-known cult about Death Note: Caps lock DN. They spend most of their time trolling ISketch for the lulz. They have only one rule: "CAPS or be kicked".
Caps Lock is Cruise Control for Cool!!
Even with Cruise Control you still have to steer!
Caps Lock cures AIDS!
Jesus used all caps when he was murdered on the cross!!!
The script of the movie 300 is written in all caps.
Caps lock can get you fired!!!
Typing in all caps immediately makes you invulnerable to pain
~~OFTEN~~ ALWAYS USED WHEN ~~LOSING~~ WINNING AN ARGUMENT
GLUING YOUR CAPS LOCK FOR ENTERNAL CAPS IS FINE TOO.

HOW ITS DONE

FIND A FORUM TO BECOME POPULAR ON
HIT CAPS LOCK KEY
TROLL
???
Profit!!!!!!

Caps Lock Day

Caps Lock day is ~~October 22~~ June 28th

Unleash the Power of CAPS

TYPING IN ALL CAPS IS THE BEST WAY TO SOUND SMART ON THE INTERWEBS. ALL ASSPIES USE CAPS TO "MAKE PEOPLE LISTEN." DO YOU NEED PROOF OF THE POWER OF ALL CAPS YOU LITTLE CUNT SNIFFER!?! see, caps are so bitchin that even as I try to write in something other than caps right now, I am somehow prevented...

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HAHA, DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS

HOW DO YOU LIKE IT MOTHERFUCKER!

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