Modern Warfare 2
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 aka Call of Grenades: Modern Grenadefare 2 Strawberry Jam Edition is the newest "best game ever", and the direct sequel to Call of Duty 4. It is a first person shooter where the player goes around the world, to such locations as a colorful ghetto, a terrorist utopia, and a generic, yet strangely familiar, snow level in order to stop some bad guys from doing bad stuff to Wal-Mart and McDonald's.
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Story
Shit, are you really buying this for the story? OK soldier, let me give you the sit-rep. You're a soldier, you shoot shit, rescue Price, die a few times as other people, and throw a fucking knife into some general's eye. And then the credits roll with no real explanation as to what the fuck happens next.
And then you go play Spec Ops since you were one of the lucky 1,000,000+ to be upgraded to Microsoft's special tier of Live membership. GOTY 2009.
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PC Version
The PC version of the game has substantially more features than the console versions.
Ignoring IW.net, is the PC version a direct port of the console version?
"Mackey-IW: No, PC has custom stuff like mouse control, text chat in game, and graphics settings."
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Multiplayer
| —What you'll hear every time you kill someone. |
This is where all the 13-year-old boys and retards are at.
EZMODE!: Equip the perks Lightweight, Marathon and Commando, Get 4 kills for a Care Package, Pull out the flare but do not throw it. Somehow this makes you run at triple speed, sprint round the map at light speed stabbing noobs and being accused of hacking.
The game now features a much higher level of customization than its predecessor. Allowing you to customize your killstreaks and even deathstreaks. Bonuses include dropping a goddamn nuke and ending the match and dropping plates on bitches via AC-130. The player also gets a customizable callsign, which is like a signature. There are tons of the goddamn things, some of which are weed or sex themed which is sure to piss off concerned mothers everywhere once they see their daughters using it.
During the first 10 seconds of playing this game, you should notice that every single gun is grossly over-powered (unless of course youre retarded). Because of this you will see that roughly 100% of players are camping in one spot or another, the reason being that whoever is the first to spot the other player and commence spraying will win the gunfight, because every gun will kill you in less than 1 second. If you want to win epicly at this game: walk into a corner, and crouch.
The butthurt
Any violent, gruesome game that is about to get released is always picked up by the gaydar of the butthurt masses. Article here
Of course the masses and usually the people who complain are those who don't even have half the intelligence of a goldfish.
| —Yes, and somehow the cameraman is participating by filming his point of view while mowing down people with a light machine gun. |
...because apparently Infinity Ward is potentially a terrorist organization.
| —Because only a real terrorist would train using video games. |
Last Thursday, Robert Bowling, announced that the PC version of COD: MW2 would not feature dedicated servers or support modding and that anyone wanting to play online would have to play through private matches or through their shiny new matchmaking system. This drove PC gamers all across the internet into a frothing rage resulting in much bawwwing on the MW2 forums. An Internet petition was started demanding these features back and quickly reached 100,000 signatures, but IW have refused to reinstate them, rightfully insisting that PC users need to bend over and take it just like the console fanboys. See the boycott screenshot of the butthurt masses.
Media reaction to "Level 4"
| —A fine youth from GameFAQs. |
The game now features an event where you "simulate" going into an airport in order to kill the fuck out of everyone. And unsurprisingly, Fox News got pretty pissed.
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Of course, hardcore gaming vets will likely shrug this level off as being "tame" having done this hundreds of times before in games more offensive, but hey: it's new and each of your children had their own separate pre-order for it. Sick fucks will likely scour the level for Easter eggs and achievements, like anyone gives a flying fuck anymore.
F.A.G.S
This video combines the two most common things from the Call of Duty 4 Multiplayer: the fact that grenades are spammed, and that the word FAG is spammed. This video by Infinity Ward is proof that both these features will return in Modern Warfare 2, much to the chagrin of those other fags across the pond.
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