Call of Duty: World at War
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Call of Duty 4: Electric War Galore, more commonly mistaken as World at War, is a milked, half-ass piece of shit expansion pack to Call of Duty 4 brand new game in the Call of Duty series. Despite using the same exact engine, netcode, graphics, physics and templates of COD4, Activision and Treyarch will try to tell you otherwise. While elite players ditched the piece of shit and stuck with COD4, newcomers and kids praised Treyarch for their inclusion of unique and original features, like zombie mode and making map packs because they care about their fanbase.
Despite being the laggiest, glitchiest, most broken piece of shit in existence, the game still sold millions. While Activision laughs their ass off bathing in childrens' money, the game received multiple awards including Best Shooter of 2008 and Best Online Game of 2008, the same awards given to Call of Duty 4. Why? Because any retard with half a brain can realize IT'S THE SAME FUCKING GAME.
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Story
The campaign is the same fucking shit as Call of Duty 4 but with different character models, and Gary Oldman. The story is told from two perspectives: Russians and Americans.
TL;DR: Americans try to raid Makin Island but get their stupid asses caught by Japanese soldiers and proceed to rape them in their safehouse. Miller breaks free and his team make their way to the heart of Okinawa, while Polonsky pisses and moans about everything along the way. Roebuck dies and as your reward, you get to keep his dogtags and commit suicide in disappointment.
In the Eastern Front, Stalingrad get their asses pwned by Germans and dogs. A cutscene shows some Germans shooting pidgeons and you follow Sgt. Reznov throughout the level, as he tells you when to take cover, and how to infiltrate the area. Sound familiar? After raping more Germans with tanks and flamethrowers, a guy gets kicked off a fucking roof, the entire Wehrmacht turn into zombies, and for the rest of the game you suck Reznov's dick.
Multiplayer
The game uses the same netcode as the piece of shit before it, because Treyarch can't develop an original game for jack shit. Despite Activision basically handing them over with the entire COD4 source code and mechanics, Treyarch still fucked up. The game was released with tons of bugs and glitches, including going under maps, infinite ammo and fucking dogs. None of the problems that Infinity Ward made were fixed, and Treyarch released the piece of shit in a hurry just to make fast money off little kids because nobody bought their gay Spiderman games. Ofcourse, everyone knows that attaching already shit plastic scopes to guns magically increases the range but decreases the damage.
Weapons
- MP40 - Another example of how the developers fucked up. This weapon is used by 99% of online players because Treyarch, being the sick, Jew-hating Nazis they are, love to increase the damage of all German weapons in the game. If the weapons in this game were same ones used in the real war, Germany would have fucked the entire planet in one day. It's more powerful than a BAR.
- STG-44 The world's first assault rifle that is the model for the AK-47, which is funny because the Russians were trolled with it in the last years of the war. Despite Treyarch being of a bunch of fucking Nazis, this gun is utter trash even though Germany would have won the war if Hitler didn't have his head up his ass and would of used it. This is null and void if you use it in hardcore in which case it kills in half a bullet.
- Thompson - The somewhat less-scrubbish version of the MP40, it does less damage because Treyarch fucking hates America. Either way, you're still probably using it with Juggernaut, you cheap faggot.
- Type 100 - Thompson for anime fans.
- M1 Garand - Another American gun, and the worst weapon in the entire game. Gee, I wonder why? The only redeeming factor is an unlockable sniper scope, but it's pointless since the MP40 is already the best bolt-action rifle in the game.
- Gewehr 34 - Semi-auto weapon that players struggle to get kills with, just to unlock the almighty grenade launcher.
There are grenade launchers in WWII now?Use the Overkill perk with two noobtubes for extra lulz.
- Type 99 Some Japanese faggot thought it would be a funny idea to create a powerful machine gun, and give it the worst iron sights ever. 1337 players use it for XP challenge points and never touch it again.
- M1897 Trench Gun - American weapon that sucks. The shotguns exceeds
every other weapon at close rangeexcept the MP40, yet the final unlockable for it is a bayonet.
- Arisaka - Use it with a bayonet and become an Japanese hero banzai charger.
- PTRS-41 - An anti-tank weapon that does hardly anything against tanks.
- M2 Flamethrower OMG THE MOST AWESOME THING EVER! Treyarch decided to fuck with it's fanbase by making the weapon available only at rank 65 in multiplayer. And everyone knows that if you don't prestige, you're a fag.
Nazi Zombies
This is the true source of Activion's profit, the big kahuna of Call of Duty 5. The game mode involves being trapped in a room with your friends, killing off Nazi Zombies that horde from outside. So, what the fuck is the big deal? Kids actually buy into this shit. Some random, last-minute, sloppily coded minigame somehow became the game's largest selling point.
Because Treyarch cares about the players, every month they release a new shitty map pack priced at $9.99 for all the little kiddies to charge onto their parents' credit cards. Morons actually pay for this shit knowing that they're only using it to play one level, and will instantly buy more map packs as they get released without thinking. This money is fowarded to Treyarch's graphics department for the next title, because they will just re-use the same game, but use different textures.
If you dare to be different and decide to only play the regular multiplayer and not buy the shit map packs, get ready for your game to be downgraded into a demo, despite having already paid full price for it. The new maps are FORCED into the rotation, no matter if you bought them or not. What happens if you don't have the map? You get kicked from the game and a huge screen asking you to buy the map is forced on you, reminding you that you can end your 3rd world treatment at anytime if you just fill their jew pockets with more gold. Now with 9 of these abominations released, you have a 65% chance of getting kicked from every game you try to join/want to stay in. You get to wait in line to play a game YOU ALREADY FUCKING PAID FOR. But of course they do it all for the fans.
Trolling
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Change your clan tag to RAIN.Treyarch removed the only fun feature of multiplayer to make way for more Nazi Zombie map packs. - Join clan battles with the tag RANK.
- Host a server and teamkill in Hardcore mode. Extra lulz for sniping other snipers on your team from across the map, mistaking them for enemies.
- Have your entire team use the MP40, Juggernaut and Last Stand.
- Go into Nazi Zombies with randos and play until they need a crawler. At the end of a round, insist that you will watch the crawler. While everyone is AFK doing very important things, kill the crawler and then run and activate all the electric barriers and open all the doors. For best results, leave afterwards and insist you disconected and repeat.
- Use the same tank during an entire match and brag about how you killed them with your M1 Garand + Shades class.
- Identify which players are 12 years old or younger, and tell them that a new map pack has just been released. This will most likely cause half of the room to disconnect.
- Equip the Camouflage perk and follow enemies with a cooked grenade in your hand.Treyarch even made that as a multiplayer achievement,so do it MOAR.
- Go into any forum on the game and claim that anyone who plays Nazi zombies only does so because they are too much of a pussy to handle Left 4 Dead.
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External Links
- Realistic weapon statistics
- How to not balance weapons
- Direct shots not required!
- They talk about that stupid shit more than the actual multiplayer itself.
- Typical discussion about Nazi Zombies
- Clearly if you don't like something, it's because you suck at it
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