CaliHusky
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Look at that face.
LOOK AT IT AND WITNESS THE HORROR!!
CaliHusky (Michael Francis) aka FurbleFox, FizzleFox, Mrs_Poopington and MikeyCumGuzzlerFox is a UK furtard with major self-adoration and power hunger issues, and hilariously even known amongst the furfag fandom for being king of the tantrums, but also because of his horrendous body odor, once described as "like a warm unwashed crotch in Miami in August". Unsurprisingly his fetishes are watersports, and scat HE LIEKS POOP!! ...all of which he likes to do in his fursuits, hence his reason for owning so many.
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Dog Mongler
Cali is popular within the furfag community due to controversy, ie, as well as having famously had repeated sexual tristes with his own brother, he is also a militant "zoofur" and pro-bestiality advocate, having boasted at "furcons" about the things he would do to his previous pets, before Britain's "RSPCA" took them off him.
Con Chairman
Cali has the tragic belief that he is somehow someone of importance or remote worth because he arranged a "FurCon" in a city in England, the only rule was that you had to clean up your own cum, and that everyone had to shit into a Tupperware box as a thank you gift to him, and leave it in his room, with a bottle of 'Vimto' and a fork. The youth hostel this event was held in had to close for 7 weeks, just to get rid of the smell, and the staining in the corridors, and the peeling wallpaper in Cali's room, caused by his natural body scent.
The hostel attempted to charge Cali for the repairs and cleaning, but weren't aware that YOU SHOULD NEVER EVER ATTEMPT TO CONVINCE CALIHUSKY THAT HE IS WRONG! The staff members of the hostel still to this day receive threatening phone calls.
BEFORE the con, one furfag said that he had to bail out as his mom had died, and he needed his ticket money back, but Cali refused to give it back, because "it was a contract", (and because he has a bit of Jew in him), and told the poor, grieving furfag "tell her i said hi tho, lol".
Because of him
Cali's latest covention related antics had him claiming responsibility for the success of the UK's second convention (RBW) after suggesting a hotel they might use as a new location. It should be noted that he made no mention of this until LJ's starting appearing about how well the convention had been pulled off, but now he is quite happy to put himself forward as the sole reason things went well. Not that any of this surprises anyone due to everyone being well aware of how self obsessed he is.
Recreational Activites
CaliHusky has had several online "relationships" all of which end up with him being dumped for being such a remarkable shitstain. His most recent failure of a relationship attempt was with "Exiled Wolf" who dumped him because he refused to lube up a poodle for Cali's personal use.
| —Cali's modest self description. |
Scientology
It is also well known that CaliHusky is a Scientologist, much like KurtBatz and Icelyon, often resulting in Cali turning up at Scientology Protests dressed as what he calls a "peace hippy", where he sits cross legged, burns incense, and cries, before going to a pie shop to drown his sorrows.
Links
- CaliHusky's LiveJournal - In case you aren't fully aware how ridiculously self absorbed this whining idiotic baby is, just have a quick read of this journal, full to the brim with his inflated sense of self importance!
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