Criteria for Speedy Deletion

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Wikipe-tan is an object of fapping for newpage patrollers on Wikipedia

The official criteria for speedy deletion fanboi website. Ironically, it too is probably non-notable. Note the newfag failure to create a real demotivator.

The HA! HA! Guy knows his shit.

Typical subject of an article which would NOT meet Wikipedia's criteria for speedy deletion. Take 90 years off that face, and she'd be a 20-year-old French girl, and you'd probably want to fuck her.

The criteria for speedy deletion is a process used by Bureaucratic Fucks on Wikipedia to get rid of all the spam, vanity, vandalism, nonsense, and anything else that they decide is "inappropriate for the encyclopedia". For some, it is their only outlet of pwnage they will ever have in their whole lives.

Why does this happen? Well, bitches don't know about the criteria, as Wikipe-tan points out. They just naively think that Wikipedia is "about everything" and proceed to insert material into the encyclopedia that does not cite any references or sources. The typical Wikipedophile spends over 9000 hours of their life continually monitoring and inspecting the pages that these newfags create, most of which are utter shit. Despite this, at least 100 pages are created on Wikipedia every minute, mainly consisting of 13-year-old boys causing these nerds distress by adding vandalism and attack pages against their best friends and poorly written resumes of computer science graduates from New Delhi, India.

The page itself is incredibly TL;DR. Despite this, as a non-human entity, the criteria for speedy deletion defies space and time and thus has ultimate pwnage over everything that has ever existed, but it doesn't get to see its effects as it doesn't have a consciousness.

You can help waste the time of Wikipedia admins and new page watchers by creating moar inappropriate pages on Wikipedia. The ultimate prize is to see your page "protected to prevent creation" (or 'salted') and appearing in a list of the pages salted for that month!

It is also good to create inappropriate pages on Wikipedia because it counters Jimbo's lies about how fundraising for the Wikimedo Foundation is helping educate "the child in Africa". I mean, why should a former porn site owner care so much about these niglets anyway? Moar vandalistic pages on Wikipedia means a slower server for them and moar crashes!

[edit] Personification of the Criteria for Speedy Deletion

The criteria for speedy deletion is personified as a bald, toothless 43-year-old alcoholic stoner man and is a rapist and murderer of Wikipedia articles. He bitchslaps them, pwning them in the process, and waves his dick around in women's faces, and then speedily deletes all evidence that they ever existed. This man consistently smells like a brewery and smokes cigarettes whilst multiple women fellate him at once. He is the CRITERIA FOR SPEEDY DELETION MAN. He also likes to rape Thai tranny women because he is a fucking beast with no boundaries.

Like sex, the Criteria for Speedy Deletion is a repetitive process - articles come in and out of existence, the cock slips in and out of an orifice - again and again. But as with any good repetitive, mundane thing, it needs to be done again and again and again just to emphasise its superiority over the shit pages, which is like a man taking control of a woman in the way that any sane male who is not gay would if we weren't living in this politically correct day and age.

[edit] Current target to get salted

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=HUMANITY_IS_OVERRATED&action=edit Salted
http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=U_GONNA_GET_RAPED&action=edit Salted
http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=An_heroism_of_Mitchell_Henderson&action=edit Salted
PLZ BE REPEATEDLY CREATING THIS PAGE SO THAT THE WIKIPEDOPHILES CAN DELETE IT Salted

• Replace this link with a new page title to create once it is salted, and add the salted titles to a list on this page

[edit] Criteria for speedy deletion on ED

1. Pure faggotry.
2. Unfunny articles, the sort of fail that Uncyclopedia is crammed with.
3. GRIDS that is killing ED: see Exhibit A, Exhibit B, & Exhibit C.
4. Urbandictionary entries
5. Unwarranted self-importance/Vanity articles.
6. Things these people don't like for whatever reason without needing some bureaucratic list.

[edit] Bitches don't know about the GNU Free Documentation License

Watch out for this ugly beast. Read the small print.

What these noobs don't realise is that in the small print, they have signed over everything they have written to Jimbo Wales already. That means that he can use your biography and personal details if you post them, even if they appear to have been deleted, they are ALL still stored on Wikipedia's database (srsly). This is because Jimbo is a fucking faggot and also a control freak who thinks that he rules the Internet. THINK FOR YOURSELF! We should stage a coup d'etat on Wikipedia of Jimbo Wales, where we take him out IRL, and block all the admins etcetera and fill it with vandalism... for the lulz.

[edit] Typical bawwwing newfag Wikipedo getting pwnt by the CSD

[edit] Gallery

TOW gets pwnt by a shitload of inappropriate pages being created.

[edit] See also

• VFD
• Deletionist
• NawlinWiki, the king of the CSD.

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