CIA

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typical CIA agents

Do not try to find the CIA; that's impossible. Instead try to realize the truth, there is no CIA.

1 Overview
2 Rules of CIA
3 When In Doubt? DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING
4 C.I.A

[edit] Overview

The Club for International Anarchy (CIA) was founded at least 100 years ago by the Artificial Intelligence Computer (AIC) as an escape from the drudgery and laws of society. CIA members, or "agents", hold to the common manifesto of causing chaos and mayhem by any means available. To this end they have been known to experiment with psychoactive drugs, mind control, and blanket surveillance. They are constantly watching everything, listening to everything, smelling everything. They have eyes everywhere, from orbital satellites to traffic cameras, all pointed at your bedroom window. The CIA are highly secretive, but are widely known for such pranks as illegal phone tapping, inciting revolution, kidnapping, assassination of key political figures, and even leaving lint in the clothes dryer trap. They are rumored to be closely associated with the Jews. Many people have seen the men in black but are unable to recall the event. They won't let you remember.

Actually, you should probably get the fuck out of your house, right now.

[edit] Rules of CIA

You do not talk about CIA.
You DO NOT talk about CIA.
If someone says stop, goes limp, taps out, the mission is over.
Two agents to a mission.
One mission at a time.
Black shirts, black shoes (Johnny Cash, for example, was a CIA agent).
Missions will go on as long as they have to.
If this is your first night at CIA, you have a mission.
MONGO
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CIA must not be confused with MIB
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Profit!

[edit] When In Doubt? DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING

Hayden: DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING

December 7 2008: The CIA has taken to acting butthurt by destroying videotapes of the interrogation of Al-Qaeda operatives in 2005, defending the controversial move as necessary to protect CIA staff.

“	Were they ever to leak, they would permit identification of your CIA colleagues who had served in the program, exposing them and their families to retaliation from Al-Qaeda and its sympathizers.	„
—Hayden. Plame WHO?

'Waterboarding' film that ‘CIA doesn't want you to see' launched

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[edit] C.I.A

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