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From Encyclopedia Dramatica

PLEASE NOTE: This word is severely overused and/or misused. You can help by using it in the correct context and not being a fucking retard.

“	"Fair" Moderation can exist in many forms. Many moderators, admins, sysops, etc. claim to be "doing their job". This normally consists of catering to their friends who are trolls, majority rules, or who they find the most interesting or funny at the moment. This goes back to the high school and jock mentality where "the cool crowd" rules the interwebs. These ops and "cool people" who run these forums and sites operate like a gigantic masturbating cock operating as one unit to ejaculate their "rational thought" of who is a vandal, troll, n00b, geek, etc etc. Based on this due to lack of sex, a life, friends, etc. they spend all day on the interwebs playing King of the Shitheap due to lack of control and power in their own lives. Perhaps it could be because they were the high school football captain and are now fucktards who couldn't get a job and needed to carry on their leadership skills elsewhere. Maybe they are people who got picked on or are currently getting picked on and need to humiliate or punish others because it happened to them. Either way everyone is bias and everyone has a motive. Even you.	„
—User:Orc, bawww

Butthurt is that special feeling in your ass after it's been kicked and/or fucked. It is a common ailment amongst losers on the internet. It is usually characterized by noisy whining and complaining after being pwnt or otherwise outdone in any minute and insignificant way. It was invented at least 100 years ago by Vlad the Impaler when he went crazy from living in a time without the internets. Today, butthurt occurs most commonly when you fall asleep with your friends and they, being your friends, decide it would be funny to sodomize you. Butthurt is also a primary generator of lulz on the internets and has produced many lolcows.

Contents 1 Ways to avoid butthurt 2 Stages of Butthurt 3 Trolling with Butthurt 4 Banning of "Butthurt" on /v/ 5 But THAT's not Butthurt 6 See Also

Ways to avoid butthurt

1. Don't fall asleep in the same room as "your friends".
2. Don't fall asleep in gay bars.
3. Don't go to gay bars in the first place.
4. Keep your anus sewed up at all times, unless taking a dump.
5. Make sure your Raisin Bran is still good.
6. Don't let someone put you in a head-lock, sleeper-hold.
7. Don't go to jail, especially if it's for giving someone else butthurt.
8. If you do go to jail, don't drop the soap.
9. If you're under 15, NEVAR accept an invitation to a sleepover at Neverland Ranch. Jackson will come back from the dead and give you large amounts of butthurt.
10. NEVER go anywhere near a boy with autism.
11. Seek training and guidance from Kirk Johnson, who's put in the work necessary to make sure he never feels butthurt (or anything else back there) ever again.
12. Wear a buttplug at all times.
13. Don't stick a highlighter up your pooper.
14. Don't go to church.
15. If forced to go to church, don't go near the priest.
16. If near the priest, butthurt unavoidable.
17. Don't argue on the internetz!
18. go to Imagefap.com and search for "lolitas"

Stages of Butthurt

(Note: This only applies to the lolcow edition. For them homos, please look in this gallery.)

If emo or anyone you know have recently discovered that you have an article on ED, saying meanly mean things about your mom, then these are the stages that you will soon be dealing with, that every lovely young lady and growing young lad goes through. Maybe you posted really obnoxious art on devianTART, or have stated that you are a dragon, or are a flat out furfag art whore cum slobbering gutter slut. It doesn't matter now, because you all will go through the same phases.)

Here is an example of overwhelming butthurt.

• Stage One: IDC lol :)

You try to pretend that you don't care about the article,even thanking ED for all the views that its been giving your art pages on deviantART. Pshaw! Show your fans that you're better than that. Note: During this time you will have an inflated ego, and an urge to write a poem to ED giving thanks to them. Luckily this is the shortest stage of all and will likely last a week at most.

• Stage Two: BLACK RAGE!!

Forget being nice. ED hasn't deleted that article yet after a whole five minutes and it's time to bring out your inner fat Russian kid. Post anti-ED furry gay porn on devianTART and see how those rapscallions like that! This of course will only bring out more lulz. You will no doubt send your fans to edit the page, bringing down even moar lulz. To show them who's the bees knees, make a YouTube video of you and your little brother rapping about how much EDiots smell. Example of BLACK RAGE: Sent: November 18, 2009 6:25:13 PM To: ashley (howl_angle_ashley@hotmail.com) Resorting to having your friends swear at me like a little child won't work on me, as well as using emoticons that don't even work on hotmail. Seriously, what the fuck is this ":@" No really, I honestly don't have a clue. Now instead of ass fucking eachother, how about you stay in school and learn proper grammar. Also, I do have a life, much more than you will ever have. Plus don't think I can't have ashley jumped, I have alot of pals at clarke who eat beal kids for fucking breakfast, but I won't do that because then I could get a crinimal record. Let me get this straight, if I say another thing about ashley your going to "freak"? In exactly what matter? Physical, verbal? You know just by that alone I can have the cops all over your ass. No really, basically what you just sent can be considered harrasment, so if you don't want a crinimal record I suggest you keep your mouth shut. It's pretty funny reading this, how old are you, six? No really I'm curious, surely no one can be THIS retarded. I love how you tell me to grow up, yet you can't even control your temper to a point were you can clearly sit down and think of why I am upset with ashley like a mature adult. Like I said before, go to school and lay of the crack or whatever the hell you smoke. PS I already got in ashley's pants. You lose.

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From: howl_angle_ashley@hotmail.com To: Subject: Date: Wed, 18 Nov 2009 17:23:27 -0400

hi this is ashleys friend ,honestly who the FUCK do yu think you are !? :@ like buddy get aa fucking lifee yaa ashley is vergin but WHOCARES !? like honestly your NOT gunna get in her pants EVER !! yuur a goof , like another thing why are you getting sam mad @ herr well TRYING to like shes not gunnna start shit w, her cause they are REALLY close , and ya , but noone is gunna jump ashley cause she is guud w, ALOT of people and alot of people have her backk .. :

so GET OVER THIS BULLLSHIT !!! 

like shit uuuugh i swear to goood if i hearr oone word that you said about ashley no FUCKING YOU i am gunnnaaaa FREAAKK  !! like worse then thisss , so get a lifee and fuckoffffff !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ok :) thankss, oh btw i tihnk you shud go and make some friends , and stop trynaa ruin other ppls livves aka ASHLEYS dum fuck like GROW THE FUCK UP 8-) ! thanks :)

• Stage Three: BAAAAAAAAAAWW!!!

Start saying on LiveJournal that your mood is sad :(. Make big rants about how your life sucks and how no one likes you. Contrary to popular belief, ED will only edit the pictures of you looking sad to make it look like Mudkips are raping your face. Bonus points if you mention you are bipolar and hear voices.

• Stage Four: God

Why be mad when you can be a martyr? You will begin saying you forgive ED because it's what Jesus would do. Similar to stage one, except you add in that everyone on ED will burn in hell anyway so it doesn't matter lol. :D HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS.

Trolling with Butthurt

Calling people butthurt is also an effective way for uncreative internet tough guys to generate lulz without putting any effort into their work. The idea is simple: The second anyone reveals that they care about something, simply generate a post accusing that person of butthurt. If you plan on making that post longer than one word, then throw in terms such as Bawwwww and Moralfag and then reuse them endlessly in order to troll the subject into submission. Use these words over and over in each subsequent post and never let go.

“	lawl fucking whore had it coming being a MySpace attention whore, now she's just butthurt and bawwwwing, the girls did it for the lulz and should get a fucking medal. Anyone who supports her is obviously butthurt about it as well, they probably got beat up and blackmailed too. in b4 bawwwing moralfags defend a stupid troll bitch.	„
—An example of a troll using the "butthurt" strategy with regard to the Mulberry Eight case.

The sky's the limit.

Banning of "Butthurt" on /v/

Last Thursday moot decided to have a dick sucking contest on 4chan's /v/, the results of which, among others, were the autobanning of the word "butthurt". The reasons behind this are a mystery, although some believe it may have something to do with moot being extremely butthurt after losing an argument to a faggot. No longer can weeaboos throw this shit at one another in an attempt to look cool or some shit like that. If one does attempt to make a post containing "butthurt", that user will be informed that their post is, in fact, rude, and will shortly thereafter be given a warning, all of which amounts to fucking jack shit. Some /v/irgins have resorted to other phrases to troll themselves. Some of these include:

• ass-pained
• rear-soreness
• buttocks ached
• posterior panged
• fanny harmed

But only a fucking faggot word use any of those words because they just sound fucking gay, unlike "butthurt" which sounds totally fucking awesome.

A furry with butthurt (goatse?).	m0Ot will b& you for saying he is butthurt.	Butthurt, presumably after rape.	Whilst butthurt is most commonly associated with either its metaphorical meaning, or taking it up the ass, this too will cause literal butthurt when you shit it out of your ass after having eaten it the night before.
These also cause butthurt when you shit them out.	Butthurt, moar or less.	Your face would look like this too with a cock up your ass. Except the cock is in her vagoo, you virgin.	Victim of butthurt.
Subaru Sumeragi: possibly the most butthurt anime character evar. He's got so much to BAWWWWW about, it radiates over 9,000.	A YouTuber literally butthurt over his pedo dad giving him surprise buttsex at age 6.	A guy gets very butthurt over a YouTube video.	Pokemons version
Haters can feel butthurt, too. Halo hater on Gamespot butthurt because someone said Halo was good. Sends fanboy message full of lulz after masturbating to PC rig.	Attention! Butthurt zone.

But THAT's not Butthurt

• THIS is butthurt.
• 1guy1jar
• Click here for more butthurt.

See Also

• BAWWWWW
• Shocked and Appalled
• Offended
• SpleeNfat
• Anti-Encyclopedia Dramatica.com
• Goatse
• Pain Series
• Cheese1997
• furfaggotry
• Armake21