Butchyjene
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
butchyjene took over LJ when she began trolling random LJ communities, which were populated entirely by internet attention whores. Her Satanist-lesbian-crack addict-trailer park-mullet propaganda took LJ by storm for a few months, briefly replacing the generic "omg, I fcked j00r manz, kekeke" nonsense that we have come to know and accept as a part of internet life.
Butchyjene's actual livejournal featured hilarious stories of her day to day life presented colourfully in ALL CAPS (which is cruise control for cool) and random spoutings of "MOTHERFUCKER!!" and "SHEHAMFORASH" or the more mainstream "HAIL SATAN!!." Notable appearances were made by her trailer trash lesbian girlfriend, and (after murder of said girlfriend by Butchyjene herself) her retarded brother. The fact that the brother's supposed comments were phonetically spelled to sound like a retard said them only added to the overall lulz.
TYPICAL "FANS" OF BUTCHY
Fans of Butchyjene's journal mostly consisted of 13 year-old Christian kids who took the journal seriously and begged her to repent and love jesus, faggy lame-ass Satanist goth kids who could only hope to one day ascend to Butchyjene's level of "gothicness" and people who were bored at work and looking for a quick laugh, because, seriously, that shit was funny.
COMING CLEAN
Eventually "Butchyjene" got bored of keeping up a bullshit journal and came clean as being a completely other person who is now finished with her shenanigans. She also invited anyone who was still reading to add her real livejournal to keep up with her life. Unfortunately, the person behind Butchyjene was just a fat, Satanist, whiny bitch who only talked about her boyfriend, her asshole neighbours, and her various vaginal discomforts.
Man, fuck that bitch. FREE BUTCHYJENE!
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