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It Was Her Mother

"THEN WHO WAS X" is a meme originating on 4chan's /x/ board. Most commonly, 'X' is 'Phone,' due to the original story. Newfags will frequently post "THEN WHO WAS X" if there is absolutely ANY vagueness in creepypasta. Go ahead, go to /x/ and post a vague story. But be prepared for floods of "THEN WHO WAS" spam, because it will happen.

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The original creepypasta

 
 
So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded". THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
 

 


Translated from moonspeak to English

 
 
You are making out with your girlfriend when suddenly the phone rings. You pick up and ask, "Hello?" The voice on the other end says "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING WITH MY DAUGHTER??" You ask your girlfriend how her dad got the number, but your girlfriend says her father's been dead for three years. THEN WHO WAS ON THE PHONE?
 

 

Translated from English to Engrish

 
 
When the abrupt telephone sounds, it makes your girl friend. Picking up and " You ask; Today? " Already voice of the edge of one side " You say; What is designated as my daughter? ? " Her father how obtained number, but as for your girl friend her father' You ask to your girl friend whether you say; 3 years it has died, but certain s. As for WHO in the telephone then it was?
 

 

Translated from English to Ebonics

 
 
You makin' out wit yo bitch when da fone rings. You say "Wassup" and dat nigga on the other end say "Nigga, what the fuck you doin' wit my daughter!?" Then yo bitch say "My dad got a cap in his ass". THEN WHO THE FUCK WAS ON DA FONE?
 

 

Translated from English to Nazi-speak

 
 
Also du machst mit deiner Freundin herum, als das Telefon plötzlich klingelt. Du gehst ran und die Stimme am Telefon sagt: "WAS MACHST DU DA MIT MEINER TOCHTER?" Aber dann erzählt dir deine Freundin, dass ihr Vater schon seit drei Jahren tot ist. ABER WER WAR DANN AM TELEFON?
 

 

Translated from English to moonspeak

 
 
You with yo babe and you makin out when motorola ring. You answer it and it say "What are yuo doin with my son/" then yo babe said "my dad has died". THEN WHO WAS MOTOROLA?
 

 

Translated from English to Swedish

 
 
Du sitter in Ventrilo och hånglar DotA flickvän när telefonen plötsligt ringer. Du svarar med neutralt, "Hallå?" Rösten på andra sidan säger "VAD I HELVETE GÖR DU MED MIN DOTTER??" Du frågar din tjej hur hennes pappa fick tag i numret, men din tjej säger att hennes pappa har varit död i tre år. VEM VAR DET I TELEFONEN?
 

 

Translated from English to Rasta

 
 
Alright my yout, mi and dis fine gyal decide we waan fi go park, we went pon swing, pon slide, and even have good time a bounce pon teeter-totter. Buoy, it fun mi tell yuh. Been long since we frolic ina park. We sit dung a ground fi have lunch, afta lunch she waan fi go home, so we went to her house fi watch movie and sinting. Mi tell you, the gyal mus be one freak, cause she jump pon my lap and start suck out mi face. After 5 minute the blood clot phone ring and mi answer. One rated man come yell ina mi ear, man was livid! Him say sumthing like 'YO STAR, A WEH YOU A DO WIT MI PICKEY?' Mi just give one sour look pon my girl face and ask a wuh dis man business? Gyal tell me her dad ded, him ina ground, ded, ded, ded. A WHO DI BUMBACLOT DEH PON MY PHONE?
 

 

Translated from English to Soviet

 
 
Ну ты типо с телкай зажигаеш и мобила тип званит ну ты береш а там пля голос такой "что ты делаеш с моей дочерью" ну ты гавариш типо ей а она такая "мой отец умер". И КТО ТЕЛЕФОН?
 

 

Translated from English to French

 
 
Alors, tu es avec ta copine et vous sortiez ensemble quand y a le telephone qui sonne. Tu réponds, et là t'as la voix qui t'dit "Tu fais quoi avec ma fille?" Tu dit à ta copine de répondre à ta place, et là elle dit "mon père est mort". ALORS, QUI ÉTAIT AU TÉLÉPHONE?
 

 

Translated from English to Spanish

 
 
Bueno, estás con tu novia y se están besando cuando suena el teláfono. Tú contestas, y la voz dice "¿Qué estás haciendo con mi hija?" Le dices a tu chica y ella dice "Mi padre es muerto". ENTONCES, ¿QUIÉN ESTABA TELEFONO?
 

 

Translated from English to Polish

 
 
Zabawiasz się ze swoją dziewczyną, kiedy nagle dzwoni telefon. Odbierasz i pytasz "Halo?". Głos po drugiej stronie mówi "CO TY DO CHOLERY ROBISZ Z MOJĄ CÓRKĄ?". Pytasz swojej dziewczyny skąd jej ojciec wziął twój numer, ale ona odpowiada, że jej ojciec nie żyje od 3 lat. WIĘC KTO BYŁ PRZY TELEFONIE?
 

 

Translated from moonspeak to Polish

 
 
Jesteś ze swoją laską i montujecie się kiedy nagle dzwoni telefon. Odbierasz i głos mówi "CO ROBISZ Z MOJĄ CÓRKĄ?". Mówisz swojej pannie a ona na to "mój ojciec jest martwy". WIĘC KTO BYŁ TELEFONEM?
 

 

Translated from moonspeak to Romanian

 
 
Deci tu si prietena ta faceati sex cand telefonul suna.Raspunzi "Alo",iar dintr-o data cineva spune "CE DRACU FACI CU FICA MEA?".Te intorci la prietena ta si o intrebi de unde are tatal ei numarul tau dar ea iti raspunde ca tatal ei este mort.DECI CINE ERA TELEFON?
 

 

Translated from English to Czech

 
 
Muchluješ se se svou holkou, když vtom zazvoní telefon. Zvedneš ho a sluchátka se ozve "CO TO KURVA VYVÁDÍŠ S MOJÍ DCEROU?" Tak se jí zeptáš, jak zná její otec tvoje číslo, ale ona ti odpoví, že její otec už tři roky nežije. TAK KDO POTOM BYL NA TELEFONU?
 

 

Translated from English to Wapanese

 
 
そして、あなたの娘としているとするときは携帯電話のリング。との声に対応する: "あなたが私の娘に何してる?その娘さんは、彼女は言う: "私の父は死んでいる。 "その後、電話ですか?
 

 

Translated from English to Dutch

 
 
Je bent aan het zoenen met je vriendin, wanneer plotseling de telefoon afgaat. Je neemt op, en vraagt: "Hallo?" De stem aan de andere kant van de lijn zegt: "WAT DOE JE GODVERDOMME MET MIJN DOCHTER?" Je vraagt aan je vriendin hoe haar vader jouw telefoonnummer heeft gekregen maar je vriendin zegt dat haar vader al jaren dood is. WIE WAS ER DAN AAN DE TELEFOON?
 

 

Translated from English to Norwegian

 
 
Du sitter og kliner med dama i det telefonen din ringer. Du svarer "hallo?" og stemmen i den andre enden sier "HVA FAEN GJØR DU MED DATTERA MI??" Du snur deg til kjæresten din og spør hvordan faren hennes fikk nummeret ditt. Hun sier faren hennes har vert død i tre år. HVEM VAR TELEFON DA??
 

 

Translated from English to Estonian

 
 
Nii et sa oled oma kallikesega ja te armatsete kui telefon heliseb. Sa vastad ja mingi tüüp küsib "mida sa teed minu tütrega?" Sa ütled oma tüdrukule ja ta ütleb "mu isa on surnud". SIIS KES OLI TELEFONIL?
 

 

Translated from English to Bosnian

 
 
Dok ljubis svoju devojku, telefon zazvoni. Kad se javis, cujes glas sto kaze "sta radis sa mojom cerkom?" Kazes devojki sta si cuo, i ona kaze "tata mi je umro." A ONDA KO JE TELEFON?
 

 

Translated from moonspeak to Estonian moonspeak

 
 
Niiet sa old naqqq oma tydoga ja ciic telf helsieb. Sa v6tad vactu ja s22l on mingi h22l icc icc ja kysib "mis sa naq minu tytrega teed?" sa siis ytled oma tydole seda icc ja ciic ta naq ytleb sulle et ta paps on surdn. CIIC KES OLI TELFIS 222?
 

 

Variations

There aren't many kinds of the original story, although there must be over nine thousand kinds of BUT WHO WAS-. Common examples include "Then who was internet" and "Then who was post."

Trap Version:

 
 
One night, you are sitting on the couch with your GF, and the phone rings.

You pick it up, and a raspy voice says;

Wtf are you doing with my daughter?

You freak out and hang up the phone.

You go back to your girlfreind who asks who was on the phone. You say it was her dad, asking wtf you were doing with his daughter. She says her dad has no daughters and pulls out her dick and roughly fucks your tender pink asshole.

THE END
 


 

BREAKING NEWS: PHONE HAS BEEN IDENTIFIED

According to the all knowing Cleverbot, Jesus was phone. amen.


However, /x/ seems to disagree. As posted one evening,

 
 
A homeless man is sitting on a park bench. You are jogging.

As you jog up to him, he holds his hand out and asks for change, you jog on past, pretending that you can't hear him over your iPod.

Feeling guilty, you stop. You reach into the pocket of your running shorts for a couple of bucks you were saving for a bottle of water. You turn around to jog back to the homeless man.

He is already standing right behind you. The park is suddenly abandoned. His eyes are wriggling masses of wasp larvae, he outstretches his arms, each which are 5 feet in length. His mouth opens inexplicably wide, his lower jaw touching his sternum. The only sound he emits from his gaping mouth is a dial tone.

Before he pulls you into the black cavernous throat of his, you have time to scream,

"Oh god. You were phone!??"
 


 

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