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Brother Rick

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Brother Rick (Richard Roskovich) is an IRL lulzcow, he comes to College Campuses (mostly in the Southeast and Midwest) with a simple message from God and Jesus that is found in the Bible (or whatever TL;DR verison of it he uses) and that message is... EVERYBODY IS GOING TO HELL! He enjoys trolling Universities, by standing in the middle of campuses and telling the student they are going to Hell and playing wonderful, inspiring, uplifting "songs" on his acoustic guitar such as "The Homo Song","Runaway Whore," "Burning Lake of Fire," and "Happy Homophobe".

He hates Colleges and thinks they are cesspools of sin and evil, that teach young people hedonistic liberal ideas, much like how Andy Schlafly feels about the public education system in general. He provides entertainment and much lulz to the student bodies. Sites like Facebook and College Humor have entire sections devoted to his craziness wisdom.

Sinners (according to Brother Rick)

  • You
  • Your Mom
  • Members of Fraternites and Sororites (because he thinks they are all like one from "Animal House")
  • People who wear shorts
  • People who have tattoos
  • People who have peircings
  • Men with long hair.
  • Women with short hair who wear pants
  • Liberals
  • Gheys
  • Non-Whites
  • Non-Christians
  • People who tell him he's wrong
  • People who laugh at him
  • People who ignore him
  • Couples who hold hands in public
  • Campus Police and officals who have tried to remove him from campus.

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