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Broncofn90

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Forced meme ALERT:
Broncofn90 will be posted by the same unfunny newfag until you like it.

Broncofn90's ancestor pondered similar existentialist quandaries

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“	I feel really ashamed of the population that hurt this kid. People are formed by strong events...the responsibility, or choice of creating painful events or encouraging events are all of ours....	„
—Faggot lamenting the intarwebs self-pwnage of Broncofn90

HE STILL HAS TESTICLES IN HIS MOUTH.

The man. THE MAVERICK. Broncofn90 is a forced meme, closet Rick Flair fan, Russian gymnastics enthusiast, and internet vlogger.

1 The Beginning
2 Broncofn90 Did WTC
3 Broncofn90 Butthurt Rant
4 Obviously His Last Video Was Not His Last Video
5 Another Response To Haters
6 Broncofan's Fans
7 Gallery
8 External Links

[edit] The Beginning

After being rejected from the George Lopez show after George Lopez himself told him to go "Die in a car crash because no one cares", Broncofn90 tried to join the pink russian gymnastics team but even they said he was a douchebag and pwned his ass. Some scientists believe this to be the reasons he has a fucked up face, while others believe he is the offspring of SUPERCOOLWILLOW and Mr. Numa numa. Because both of Broncofn90's parents are pedophiles, Sick fucks, and Goatse lovers, they abused him as a child, which made Broncofn90 realize he's a failure at life. This sparked Broncofn90 to go on Jewtube and tell everyone about how much he loves Bronco cock and would have an orgy with everyone on the Denver Broncos team and anyone affiliated with the Denver Broncos. The Denver Broncos never denied this, perhaps because they felt bad for the kid or maybe because they're all fags.

Broncofn90 inspired epic lulz on Jewtube when the unfriendly folk of the community first caught wind of Bronco's special face. Bronco was giving his opinion on some American football game when everybody decided that it would be funnier to troll the shit out of his comments page. This resulted in much teen angst for the chubby young fellow, and he became an internets hero in a rant of two parts fail and one part lulz.

A source of much amusement to all was Bronco's assumption that people would not take the piss out of his fat, monged face and its amusing stroke-like sloping effect. Betraying him like the backstabbing fuckturds they are, Jewtube's users spammed his page with deep comments like "The coat hanger didn't finish it's job."

Bronco deleted his tirade shortly after posting it, but a /b/tard resurrected it for the lulz.

[edit] Broncofn90 Did WTC

[edit] Broncofn90 Butthurt Rant

“	I'm leaving, cause of you fuckers. Why are you saying you didn't get me then? Cause let me tell you why: You didn't get me because I didn't take anything to heart. I just said "Wow, look at these fuckin' retards, bashing me for no fuckin' reason". So guess what? YOU'RE LOSING YOUR BASHING PRIVILEGES! CAUSE I'M DONE!	„
— Fat spastic Broncofn90 peacing out with the middle finger salute and taking away your bashing privileges, bitches.

“	...And let me tell you something, the only reason you guys feel like hot shit behind a screen on YouTube is t-is two reasons. Here's... the two reasons why you guys think you're hot shit... behind a screen on YouTube	„
—I didn't think retards were capable of anagrams.