From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Critique goes where?

Brittany is a TARTlet whose art is worth its bandwidth in gold and has an ego rivaling that of Snapesnogger, Chasethehedgehog, and SapphyDracases. The crucial contradiction is that she has no fan base; just a small circle of mind slaves and ass-kissers. Experiences butthurt with any criticism, hiding behind said slaves and/or having them attack you with stupid, mindless flames. And, of course, blocking you.

Art

When Brit first started drawing and posting her work, she did what every TARTlet does to gain attention: Posting up traced work and claiming it as original content.

She then created fanart of a survival horror game noone cares or has even heard about, which shows her true skill in art. After a while she relented and did more of her original art, which was still just as lulz as it had always been.

Her Friends <3

As mentioned before, her friends are a mindless flock of sheep which Brittany uses as her sword and shield in her battles. Whenever she's butthurting over a critique of one of her pictures, they swarm in their threes to her hugbox and say something like:

“	I can't believe people can be that mean on here... I mean, don't artists come here to get constructive critiques and ideas? They don't have the balls to say that sort of crap outside a monitor screen. As for people who wait for a couple to break up so they can date one of them... They aren't worthy of the title 'friend'. Don't worry, you've got people who've got your back here!	„
—Lukia-GravenHeart

This cycle is repeated over and over and over and over.

Sheep list

A small list of Brit's Sheep who defend her when she's hurt, attack when someone bitches, and sex her when she needs the pleasure:

AttentionSpanOfNone:A TARTlet who is on Brit's Side. for the most part she really isn't much of an attacker or a shield to Brit, rather she is one of few from Brit's Hugbox. She really is something, possibly one who would lick Brit's e-penis over and over again and then have anal with her.

Kawaii-Rip: A stupid sheep who doesn't know what she's saying until she's said it, and if you disagree with her, she just believes that you're an idiot.

Jessie-wessie: Another Brittany worshipper who is lame at bitching and too stupid to compare her work with Brit's, saying that Brit is about 100 better then herself. None the less, she's even said to Zing that she wants to redirect the harassment of Brit to herself just to prove that she's just one of Brit's shields, and another sheep. She also fails as Brit's attacker due to her lame ways of bitching... Srsly, it sucks.

MissBelli: Used to be Britt's lover. Though after one night in bed she realized that a cock is better then a pussy, so she left Brit, though she is still a sheep. She isn't one to attack but like AttentionSpanOfnone, she still takes it in the ass for Brit and gives herself up for Brit's pleasure.

Qikalou: Brit's IRL sex buddy and biggest bitch of them all. This one helped cause the drama on the critique Zing made, the one who wouldn't STFU even after the shit was done. Though being the biggest bitch of them all, she is also the smartest one of them all. She actually realized that Brit is a stupid spoiled bitch, though is still on Brit side because she doesn't want Brit to get butthurt, which makes her an idiot. Has given up as Brittany's sheep and ass licker and left the game. Came back as the Britany hate Pose and did it for the Anti-lulz

Critiques

Like most TARTlets, Brittany easily flips out over anything that questions her, and comes up with the same excuse of "Preferring good criticism over bad". In other words, the usual "So cute!", "So awesome!", and "Nice work!" which everyone gets on DA, also known as the very cancer that is killing art itself. She likes the "friends" kissing her ass, and she gives them a lil' dicking with her e-penis and they all have anal with each other.

Quotes

“	1. How to draw on the computer. 2. How to ink stuff (pens needed , etc.) 3. How to color drawings in photoshop. 4. How to color drawings in illustrator. 5. How to color a scanned picture in photoshop and illustrator. 6. How to make a manga spread. Please....help meeeeee....	„
—Brittany, forgetting to add how to draw in pencils. Or indeed draw at all

“	Im takin art lessons. Im teaching my boyfriend to draw. And Im working on improving. I appreciate all the help from people who are kind and considerate in critique.	„
— -Brittany, who's apparently good enough to teach!

“	hmmmmm nice, but work on the anatomy a tad if your going to draw this. Vewy sexeh~	„
—AttentionSpanOfNone, not realising the nest of vipers he's just put his foot into

“	Well The whole idea was that I WAS working on it :/	„
—Brittany, responding in kind

“	boobs smaller urs boobs are not that big or are they?	„
—Zing-Devine, poking the sleeping bear with a sharp stick

“	oh shut up. Im sick of everyone fuckin critiquing this one.	„
—Brittnay, having a nerve touched

“	Wow... people can be mean to Britt! ;-; I dun give critique unless ish good. :3 :heart: AND YESH I THINK THIS ISH VERY GOOD! 8D Very beautiful piccie, Britt! x3 I love those lil panties and OMG BOOBS! 8B! boinger!! HUR!	„
—MissBelli... LOL WUT

“	I dont take critique well. I know. But Its only because I get rude critique which isnt helping with anything int he way of helping me improve , its rude critique telling me to get better. and im sorry but i dont like it. thats why i always pick "CRITIQUE NOT DESIRED" >8( So. Just to clear it up for everyone , please dont critique me unless I ask for critique , If it was nice critique I wouldnt care probably. but i get RUDE critique lately and it makes me angry after i work REALLY hard on my pictures!	„
—Brittany, who will need more than a few cans of Stain Devil to clean this up for us

Critique this!

Exhibit A: Jayne Leno.

After writing the above clarification on her LJ, Brit decided to gb2kitchen. The dust settled, and things went back to normal for a while. That is, until People's Exhibit A was uploaded. The hugbox was business as usual, praising her and licking her ass and shit like that, until Zing decided to drop the drama bomb.

“	i'm ganna do it the head. its too big and its nose its a bit too high the elbow could be a lil higher and try drawing fingers spreed wide open it easier then it looks though i like the lips and body looks great and the eyes :3 ALSO I DID THE CRITIQUE FOR THE LULZ :D	„
—Zing-Devine, doing it for the lulz.

Well there you have it. The resulting shitstorm shook pictures off tearoom walls on the other side of the planet. As usual, she lashed out using one of her most clueless and strongest slaves, someone she knows IRL.

“	This isn't a motherfucking critique, asshat. This is a big fat post full of demeaning-type words. And besides, I'm her critique. Not you. Go choke on a sea urchin and stub your crotch on a cactus.	„
—Leah, Brittany's once buttmunching and ball licking IRL friend.

Delicious! Show me MOAR!

Exibit B: One bull and one red flag, your honour.

Meanwhile, in order to show her defiance of the TERRIBLE WAVE OF HATRED AND CRITIQUE being knocked at her (two people lol), Brit produced People's Exhibit B. She then disabled her comment box in order to conceal the torrents of blood gushing from her behind (no, srsly, like that bit in The Shining with the elevator doors).

Brittany's Final Boob

Exhibit C: TITS OR GT- Oh, wait.

In a final attempt to prove to the haters that the poses in which she drew her characters didn't make them look like deformed freaks, Brit posted People's Exhibit C and retreated to the hugbox once more. Insert your own punchline, I don't know WHAT the hell's going on there.

Brittany can still be found on whatever her new account is this month, and makes for a fun and relaxing afternoon as even the most inexperienced troll can bat her around the way a kitten would a piece of newspaper or wounded mouse. Sometimes she goes back to her old account for old time's sake.

Car of roses

Car-of-rose is a troll that raided Brit's first account, from her old traced work to her new shitty ones. Though this one actually went through her Gallery for the Lulz. He poked fun at her, and gave some critique:

“	well the head looks quite good. however the whole body is a bit out of it i mean the arms are a bit to straight,the butt is too low, there no curver, and the hands you just stoped trying there you need help on the human body	„
—Car-Of-Roses, Adding Wood to the fire.

and another:

“	evertything is goos exepct for the hands...they suck	„
—Car-of-roses, forgot to put D on Good

He left this comment on her page:

“	well from my study of your timeline on DA you started as an awsome artist, though half of your work was traced and over time you work slowly begin to rot i've read the whole i don't like mean Critiques but all Critiques are mean cause they point out your flaws in the work and help you change in the future. the so call good comment are nothing but mindless thing i swear if you keep this up your work will olny get worse and worse if you even care about your artwork anyways.	„
—Car-of-roses, epic win.

Shockingly, she ran straight to her hugbox when she found out about this article, and then created a new account: [1]

Butthurting Brittany is back.

For a while, Brittany was able to swallow her pride and accept critiques from random Deviants and flamers everywhere. Things simmered down, and Brittany and her sheep continued on with their meaningless lives.

“	People actually worship you over this? First study anatomy and the principles and elements of design before you submit your work to the public. Also, you're interested in photography? Oh god.	„
— ix8, stabbing a sleeping bear once again

This made Brittany extremely emo, and prompted her to write a journal about how all her RL friends were abandoning her, how much she wished her boyfriend lived with her, and how ED STOLE HER WILL TO DRAW. Hopefully this is true, so no one will have to suffer looking at her drawings again.

PROTIP

Critique

1. Noun. A detailed analysis and assessment of something, esp. a literary, philosophical or political theory. ex. "I did the critique for the lulz."

2. Verb. To perform a critique. ex. "Hey everyone, Emiry's got a new account! Let's all go and critique the hell out of it!"

3. Noun. idk, my BFF. ex. "She's my critique, not yours!"

This Just In!!

We've found a group of people on one DeviantArt account just for lulzing on Brittany! They are located here and are recruiting! They are called the BrittanyHatePosse and are dedicated to one and only thing, making Brittany butthurt! Go ahead and check it out dammit!

~~They're currently made up of a few members, their names being:~~

Skunk: The leader of the group.
Blaze: The Apprentice.
Artemis: She does it for the lulz.
The Pope: The Religious Dude.
Karie Okie: The punkrock maniac.
Panther: The Hobo and lulzmaniac..

Eris: The Greek goddess of Chaos and Discord B& MOTHER FUCKER

Au Revoir

She's LEAVING?

~~Brittany is now leaving DeviantArt!~~

“
Because I'm really sick of it,..
..I am leaving deviantart.

„

—Brittany, being the attention seeking TARTlet she is

Most of the random shit she spewed was cut out to fit, so the rest can be found here

~~Oh hallelujia!~~ some one been found [2]

Currently

Brittany is currently found in her new account due to the bashing of the Anti Brittany posse. However, trolling now fails to make her butthurt. She is either in a state of delusion or just batshit insane.

Gallery Of Britthurt

All too easy.	Random deviant wades in with helpful advice.	You know your life is over when LittleCloud LOLs at you.	After another round of Britthurt, admits membership in the [Lemon Party]
Zing struts his stuff.	"Then I whistled for a cab and when it came near..."	She doesn't have a TRACE of dignity!	Brit running away only shows how much she's butt hurting
She want to end it, USING COPS	who's the sheep?	No life?	Apparently everyone who pokes fun of Brit is Zing's slave.
DA's Chris Crocker	a sheep agrees with the lulz	and he said it in an epic way	Who saw this coming?
and she's still butt hurting.	a tartlet using Sonicrocksmysocks anime/manga anatomy work.	she admires the Lulz GIVE HER MOAR	a sheep is butt hurting.
Epic Lulz	yeah 30 minutes is forever

Gallery of Fail

Jpg compression hides a multitude of sins	This is not traced	She's crying because her pelvis is on sideways	She quite possibly picked that up off the floor.
Harline fractures in the neck from the weight of the head.	It's a trap!	FATALITY! MILEENA WINS!	The harpoons.MAN THEM.
totaly not traced from Dollmaker.	Forgot to do step 2 to 4	Testicles Abs man	Brit and her slave child from a third world country.
this took her 45 minutes of hard work.	The resemblance is uncanny!	A masterpiece	...Wut?
This is the only sexy pic she has evar drawn of herself, guiz	Yeah	Hot