Britain Has No Fucking Talent
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Britain's Got Talent is basically Britain's way of ripping off America's Got Talent. The series consists of 3 judges: Simon Cowell, Piers Morgan and Amanda Holden. The winner of the 2007 edition was Paul Potts, a fat opera singer who won because he had damaged teeth and worked in Carphone Warehouse.
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Paul Potts
Paul Potts (not to be confused with Pol Pot), is a fugly wanker who sang opera and confused the fuck out of Simon the asshole, before pwning Sanjaya to win British American Idol. No one gave a fuck until it ended up on the innernets, and your retarded friends decided to e-mail the video to you. After watching the video, millions of people cried their eyes out over the insane amount of "talent" he has.
According to an inferior wiki, he is not to be confused with Pol Pot, an AZN who killed 2 million people, just like Cho Seung-Hui.
Trolling Paul Potts fans is lulzy, mainly because doing so will almost certainly result in "OMG, HE'S SO GOOD I HEARD HIS VOICE AND I CRIED BAWWWWWWWW!!!" . Some will even go as far as to say "HE'S GREAT HE NEVER HAD ANY TRAINING!" even though the fans don't know that he had several years of training before his Britain's Got Talent audition.
Really, he's the greatest singer to ever exist.
What everyone thought
There was a goofy guy with a silly grin on stage. Just like you, we all thought he was retarded, and possibly was MONGO. Just as we expected him to sing "She Bangs", put his helmet back on and go back into his wheelchair, he started singing opera. Then everyone started clapping, out of sheer confusion and inability to do anything else.
Afterward, he pwned Sanjaya and then William Hung and became King of British American Idol, and he got to perform in front of the Queen. Only then some dude found out that he had sung opera before, because American Idol is serious fucking business. Instead of being butthurt, Potts pwned them by saying that, just like Cracky-chan, he had never done it for money.
Susan Boyle
Susan Boyle is a batshit insane, ugly Scot who shocked the world and became an online sensation overnight after her vocal rendition of "I Dreamed a Dream" during the Spring 2009 Season of "Britain's Got Talent". Though quirky and visually displeasing, she was even able to wow the likes of Simon Cowell, which many have come to know as impossible.
Ways to Troll a BGT act's Fan
- Go to the comment section of a YouTube video of them and bash him/her/it (??).
- Say that they need more training.
- Give ANY kind of constructive criticism.
- PROFIT!!!!1
Gallery of Immense Talent
 Britain's got cock. Literally. |
 I FOUND THE CLITORIS! |
 Cooking sausages has never been so much fun! |
 DO IT FAGGOT |
 Mr Hands would be so proud |
 I'd hit it |
 Now with added sparks for a closer pubic shave |
 Buttsex with metal strings...surely that's talent |
 Talent. |
 I'll just leave this here... |
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