Boyfriend
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Boyfriends are men that you sleep with and they give you candy and stuff in return. The only difference between a boyfriend and a hustler is that they don't get paid. They are therefore stupid. Hustlers get laid and are also paid for it. Booyah!
[edit] How to get a Boyfriend
- For chix0rs
- Wear tight clothes and act like a slut. Also helps to claim to be bi-curious.
- For teh ghey bois
- Wear tight clothes and act like a slut. Also always carry condoms.
[edit] How to lose a Boyfriend
- For chix0rs
- Drop subtle hints about marriage.
- For teh ghey bois
- Because all politicians are fat fucking retards you can't use the marriage thing, so instead just drop subtle hints about being monogamous.
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