NAMBLA
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
An acronym for North American Man/Boy Love Association, NAMBLA boasts a membership currently unknown because only complete sickos would want everyone to know they (literally) fuck little boys in the ass. NAMBLA's "ideal" has been around since the dawn of time but it took shit poet Allen Ginsberg to turn it into a fucking club and "rights" campaign.
The Western cultural revolution of the 1960s led to a long line of cultural fuckups. At the end of the queue were the child fuckers, but there was a stage where they fully expected to get the right to be what they are just like all of the others. Politicians, judges and government officials remain cool in many advanced countries (Australia, Belgium, and England to name just a few) if they like underaged children, as long as they restrict their tastes to the same sex. NAMBLA members are gay by definition and try to justify their behavior by citing historical sources. Apparently "boy love" dates back to ancient Greek and Roman times, has existed throughout history, and (like marrying first cousins) remains extremely popular in the Islamic parts of the world. While many gay people (probably the majority of gay men) have a yearning for underaged flesh, they generally restrict it to the vicinity of the age of consent. Those who can't stop there feign NAMBLA rejection with the burning passion of over 9,000 suns for linking them with pedophiles when they have enough shit to worry about as it is.
Their website is hosted in Sweden where they let pedophiles do what they want (e.g. Anontalk).
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NAMBLA members
The Founder
- Allen Ginsberg (sub-emo poet; founding role is sekrit)
Other Members
- Billoon45
- Christian Weston Chandler
- Drew Pritt
- Young Tubers United
- Riverman72
- Raukue
- Lando
- Rupert Murdoch
- Jimbo Wales
- Bob Rehahn
- Jack Valenti
- Fred Phelps
- Michael Jackson
- Jonathan King
- John Wayne Gacy
- Christopher
- Eric Bauman
- Eminem
- Edgar Allen Poe
- Radu Privantu
- Jack Thompson
- Mark Foley
- Daryl Horner
- Irish282
- Dustin Gardener
- Every gym teacher or sports coach you have ever had
- KurtBatz
- Richard Stallman
- Reggie Fils-Aime
- Dane Cook
- Evin
- Darknessthecurse
People who Would Join a NAMLLA (-Boy + Lolita)
Gallery
 NAMBLA's preferred member ratio. |
 Proof of NAMBLA's existence on YouTube: UpDownMostly and Jesari |
 NAMBLA has a secret Nintendo branch. |
See also
External Links
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