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The face that launched a thousand shit bricks.
Mudkips do not liek Boxxy.

Boxxy, or Boxxybabee, is yet another in a long line of chanwhores to revolt and/or endear themselves to the lovelorn basement dwellers at unoriginalcontent.com.

What initially appeared as a normal, attractive, emo, jailbait Gaiafag soon transformed into a psychotic ADD-riddled spastic which is the dream girl of most chantards (but only because most of them have the same personality.)

In early-January 2009, Boxxy arrived on the scene and promptly fractured the unofficial peace treaty in the ongoing newfag/ oldfag (All the same) wars. To the oldfags newfags, Boxxy was representative of everything that is wrong about the 'new /b/' whilst to the other newfags, she was some kind of poster girl for change from the ugly, vile, disgusting underbelly of the Internets that /b/ once was.

Boxxy's videos actually came out a year before this incident, but were posted onto I-am-bored.com on December 27th, 2008. Soon they were discovered by someone at 7chan and subsequently embedded into the top of their /b/ board. This came at a time that 4chan was down for maintenance and 7chan was flooded with refugees from the former.

Most /b/tards first encounter with Boxxy, was when some wannabe oldfag - a pioneering Boxxy-hater - around New Years 2009, decided to start a "YOU RAGE YOU LOSE"-thread. The OP had Boxxy's face as the thread image, and linked to one of her youtube videos. Needless to say, this wannabe rage-thread backfired horribly, with the otherwise puppy-raping, scat-eating Anon giving responses like "she's kind of cute lol". 1 year later, with hourly Boxxy threads still trolling oldfags into uncontrollable rage fits, it was safe to conclude that the original "rage"-thread may have been one of the biggest fail threads on the history of the internet as we know it.

It should be noted that the real Boxxy had no idea what the fuck /b/ is, or why people were stalking her. She never mentions being the queen of /b/ or anything about 4chan in any of her vids. You people picked a totally random girl to stalk and torment. Way to you go, you sick fucks (Actually, this video which appears to be her second video mentions 4chan and some users http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80hx2FfWjow).

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This guy's legit

I like Boxxy, and here's why. I'm not postpubescent (over 25), I have a girlfriend, and I don't fantasize about her. I like her because she is the antidote, the antithesis, the hemlock in the cup to Internet Tough Guyism.

I was surprised to see that, for all its posturing, /b/ really does hold one thing sacred: its "bad muthafucka" image of itself. /b/ really believes that it's frightening, that it's tougher than a Ford Chevy, that it's badass masculinity personified, in a sense. And, before, there were very few ways to disrupt this image, to give it a good hard kick in the shins.

And then Boxxy came along. Boxxy love is everything /b/ hates - passive, gentle, adorable, sweet. It gives without asking, it loves without asking in return. Instead of being aggressively faux-adult, it's happily faux-childlike. That's why Boxxy became a meme - because she DIDN'T want the attention; because she provided no pics (as the /b/tards will attest). As a result, Boxxy turned into the most successful way to troll the /b/tards ever devised. It actually makes the gore and violence and sexism and racism fantards squeal, because it hits them where it hurts - in their image of themselves. How can they be tough, scary guys when their favorite hangout is one long love poem to Boxxy love? So that's why I love Boxxy - the sound of /b/'s humiliation is sweet music to my ears.

Gather around children

Greetings, my /b/rethren. You may call me the Bard.

I shall share with ye a tale which made oldfags rage very hard,

Alas? Of whom do I speak? Yes, you shall plainly see,

The epic tale of /b/’s false queen, the camwhore known as Box[]y.


One fateful day, some anon was browsing the dungeons of jewtube,

When behold! What didst thou think he did see?

A delusional, possibly schizophrenic camwhore in elaborate makeup,

Who only referred to herself as…Bo[]xy.


There was a day, early in the year two thousand and nine,

When it was observed that /b/ had finally died.

Box[]y threads littered the front page, there was no escape,

Newfags were struck envy; oldfags were convulsing with hate.


And then, last Thursday, clever hacking was afoot,

Some black-hatted /b/rethren were up to no good,

And before anyone knew, before they could be stopped,

BAM! Box[]y’s fucking dox were dropped.


This inspired the newfags to rejoice and laugh hearty,

For Operation Boxxpeace, with faggotry rivaling the Boston Fail Party.

Oldfags raged hard, some left and were gone,

The summation of sentiments was a truly epic facepalm.

And so, /b/ was ravaged by this cancer over and over again,

Oldfags found themselves wondering if this faggotry would ever end.

And just when they thing the Bo[]xyfags will finally go…

…that bitch decides to release a new video.

Haters

This macro made by someone who was not around for Cracky-Chan
Somehow I think /b/ was doomed long before Boxxy.
Boxxy makes /b/ FFFffffffuuuuuu

It may be difficult to believe, but some people don't like Boxxy. She has been called the cancer that is killing /b/ among other things. Currently 4chan is in RAGE mode over the fact that on January 10th 2009 at least 50% of the threads on their /b/ board were about Boxxy, either pro or against. This amount of Boxxy on /b/ caused a war on 4chan that led to them destroying themselves for a whole 4 hours due to DoS.

Boxxy ...Cut It, Shaniqua


 
 
Hi I'm an ugly whore who is just jealous because Boxxy is a billion times hotter than me. Also my personality is very abrasive.
 

 

PrinceGyasa - Admitting Boxxy's superiority over her

 
 
Hi I suck cocks for attention.
 

 

PrinceGyasa - she would suck your dick man

|}

Straight from her own mouth!

Gallery of Screenshots


Boxxy inspires DDoS against 4chan

Leave 4chan to me.

Boxxy has inspired so much anger between the Boxxy lovers and Boxxy haters that the latter conspired to form a DDoS attack on 4chan if Moot did not make Boxxy a bannable offense, or bring back Snacks and let him sort through all the Boxxy bullshit. Though this same group of people was responsible for half of the Boxxy threads in the first place, the irony of the situation was lost on the group of simple-minded /b/tards.

Eventually at 7pm est 1/10/09, 4chan went down, however this only lasted about 3 hours before it was back up with moar Boxxy fawning and hateraids as before. Soon, pretty much two thirds of all /b/ threads were Boxxy threads. After the initial shitstorm of shitposts, however, all Boxxy threads would 404 almost instantly, and eventually anything regarding Boxxy would result in a 2 day autoban. The autoban idea was one that 7chan had implemented hours beforehand, which is funny considering Boxxy was all their fault to begin with.

LOL B&


Reply to the Haters

On January 10th, a comeback video was made by Bodyxpolitic, in which he valiantly defended Boxxy and made himself look like a huge faggot. Regardless of his intent (troll/genuine fag), the YouTuber still managed to inflict massive rage damage to /b/'s retarded hordes. The video was removed.

Ok,Has for all of those chicks writing the shit like kill boxxy on there naked body..Taking pictures then posting them on the net....Sorry Girls! THAT ONLY MAKES YOU A DIRTY CAMWHORE!!!

Boxxy Inspired Quotes From ED Users/Staff

 
 
god more boxy articles
 

 

BURK

 
 
encyclopaedia boxxatica.com
 

 

—nay

zaiger: there is a marked difference between the 2nd and 3rd videos
ODB: i think she's an fugly pig woman
ODB: *pig girl
zaiger: Adolescent
ODB: **pigtrap
zaiger: You have no taste in loli ODB

Gallery of I Hate Boxxy

Despite the fact that /b/ divided up sides and argued the issue quite angrily, /b/ still came out a winner. Whether one of the "I hate Boxxy" camp, or a member of the "I <3 Boxxy" armies, everyone all got to see some epic Femanon flesh. Nerdy girls around the world felt it was their solemn duty to post their tits and vaginas with the express reason of explaining their feelings towards Boxxy.

 
 
I figured it was more of a "bitches get naked thanks to boxxy" article
 

 

—Aaron

Because of Boxxy, /b/ had witnessed more "real" female body parts in 24 hours than they have seen in the previous year. Below you will find a brief sampling of what was witnessed.


Gallery of I Hate Boxxy

Continued Examination of this Phenomena

Beardy: i love the picture with "FUCK BOXXY" where the O is the chicks vagina
Beardy: that is good times
Beardy: very reminiscent of Dorian Thorn
dan: hhehe
dan: thank you
weev: yeah
weev: that's my favorite one
weev: i saw it on /b/ last night
weev: the thing is
weev: most of these girls
weev: have the pale pallor
weev: of a whore on HIV meds

Hacked

Zarithis founding member of the CBCR (also known as Eyrev), editing the talk page of this article to advertise their IRC channel, which they were using to collect Boxxy's IRL information.
We were just kidding guys!
Documents pastebin leaked by the CBCR.
XenuAstley, being discrete about the location of the leaked docs.
 
 
<@Killhamster> "ranking" "investigation" "psychological dominance" these people are way too serious business
 

 

Killhamster

On January 18th, 2009, three weeks after the first appearance of Boxxy, a group of namefags calling themselves the CBCR (Center for Boxxy Control and Restriction) hacked into Boxxy's Youtube account by guessing the question to reset the password after breaking into one of email accounts. They privatized her three videos and replaced them with one explaining to Boxxy that she should never make another video again, threatening her with the fact that they have all of her IRL information. After posting the video they proceeded to hang around the comments on their own accounts bragging to everyone who posted that it was them who hacked into Boxxy's account. Hacking into Boxxy's accounts on any other terms would have been a valiant and noble effort, but the sheer amount of bragging, namefagging and just generally trying to become internet celebrities off of this has been deemed to be extreme faggotry. Thus invalidating the act altogether.

Upon reading the above updates, the "hackers" responsible for white knighting Boxxy by finding her docs and spreading them all over the internets, put out another video on Boxxy's account. In said video they contradicted themselves about six times. They explained that they didn't do for e-cred, yet called themselves martyrs in the fight for the internet. In one line they explained that they did it "because she was annoying to not just 4chan, but everyone on the internet" and a couple of lines later they explained "Yeah she was annoying, but she is just a bubbly 16 year old girl"


As you can see by the screencap on the right, a transcript of said second video was used as the index page for the IP of someone claiming to be the leader of the "hacker" organization to take down Boxxy's YouYube and throw her docs all over the tubes. This individual left a crybaby message on this very articles talkpage trying to defend himself and his organization, however, his unwarranted self importance was not welcome here and he was thoroughly put back in his place.

Later that same night (actually early that next morning, January 20th, 2009 2 AM EST), Boxxy's YouTube account was reverted back to normal. Her videos were placed back up. The FTP server for the CBCR went down about the same time. Zaiger was contacted by the CBCR via ED's IRC server. A severe case of troll's remorse and extreme butthurt over not becoming the next Weev had caused them to shut down their organization and abandon their plans to save Boxxy by giving /b/ her home address and a crowbar.

Formal Apology

You see ?!

One night on /b/ the Joker himself came and gave an apology (along with his life story) about his annoying daughter. Both Newfags and oldfags alike were angered and confused by the OC

Gothboxxy: Truth Or Myth?

 
 
My name is Sorrow. I am the only one who suffers in this world. No one understands me. The emotional pain is too much to bear.
 

 

—sorrowbleedingwrists on ruining /b/ and the internets, and something about a blue box sorrowbleedingwrists

 
 
....I like to hurt myself so I can feel alive. I bleed emotion. My soul is haunted by bad memories. I am hollow inside.
 

 

—sorrowbleedingw on twatter [1]

On Friday, June 19 2009, YouTube and the chans were a abuzz about a video that came out the week before. The general consensus was that this was Boxxy all goth'd up and playing emo, however this was proven wrong when the actual sorrowbleedingwrists resurfaced under another account in her human form. Also it is argued Boxxy doesn't have huge goth tits like sorrowbleedingwrists; but she now appears to have some serious boobage for a hot, yet mysterious reason. The storyline appears to be moving into a realm of global marketing re-branding, and unauthorized drama insignia that the Internets can not fully withstand.

July 12th

Oldfags Newfags make Threats.
Boxxy is Normal IRL.
Confirmed Boxxy match.

On July 12, 2009, it was discovered that the messageboard "iheartboxxy," a group of Boxxy fans started by an ED member by the name of Overbeing (who later promoted ex-CBCR founder Eyrev to moderator), hosted a small secluded group of people who had found 2 videos of Boxxy (Cate) filmed with a group of friends attending the 2009 Spring California Thespian Festival. These users on the messageboard were known as its "Council." A Council member by the name of Shamage quickly had all of his private information found, and the entire website was threatened by posters on /b/, in an attempt to force them to upload the videos. As an act of solidarity with /b/, and faced with the possibility of escalating conflict, an iheartboxxy admin eventually obliged and uploaded the 2 videos here: http://www.youtube.com/user/TheJuly12th.

Soon after, threads started appearing featuring the New Boxxy, fake Boxxy MySpaces, Facebooks and Instant Messenger accounts. One of which featuring a Fake Boxxie with a status with the following "Guys, stop bothering with those videos. I appear for like, 2 seconds in each one."


 
 
I know what's she's going through. She's made vapid, privileged egotistical friends who enjoy shallow partying and no real thought. Yet this is what she must endure, and even emulate. She can't go back to the fantasy land of the internet. Her online friends, entertainment, and communities cannot be leaned on any more. Partly because she doesn't want to feel like a loser, but also intensely because of the brutal unending onslaught of her 'fans', who like so many rabid subject tore down the castle of her free and easy internet life. Now she hangs out with these kids, the people she's supposed to be friends with doing the things they're supposed to do - drinking, fucking, facebooking, listening to pop indie bands and rap (they think it's funny because they're so white). Before she was the girl in the corner, enjoying a world delivered through the web. Now she's been pushed into the social crowd and she doesn't like it but there's nothing else to do.
 

 

—The philosophical and eloquently introspective somewhat egotistic Anonymous

BoxxPeace

Laying flowers outside a girl's house isn't stalking, right?
Boxxy's pussy

Boxxy Peace on 25 July, sequel to BoxxMeet was when a group of about 14 anons met at Robert Doyle Park, in Roseville. They visited her supposed house at 8032 Halseworth Drive and rang the bell, but no one answered. After that they went to the real house (location unknown) and were stopped by a chair across the gate. They rang the bell but no one answered, so they left some flowers outside her door saying "Anon". This is the real house of Boxxy as objects there match pics of Boxxy. They then talked to one of boxxy's ex boyfriends Dan the douche Birlem, who was her prom date and apparently fucked her, although he failed to admit to it on cam. They decided Boxxy wasn't going to come, so they got ice cream.

 
 
Maybe she found out about BoxxyPeace, so went out of town for the day and left the chair there to stop pedophiles from entering her garden you dumb fuck
 

 

Hagger summarises the event.

Closure at Last?

October 2nd, Niki (a friend of Cate's who had become quite involved in the Boxxy fan scene over the past few weeks) and Cate had a phone conversation. Niki explained things to her, and Cate responded that she thought it would be best if all Boxxy fan sites were taken down.

The next day, Niki gathered the admins of the three biggest Boxxy fan sites into a skype conversation and told them what had transpired. After much discussion and debate, the three agreed to respect Cate's wishes.

The video explanation summarizing the conversation Niki and Cate had:

However, one can't help wondering if this actually took place, or if it's a collaborative effort between faggots to rescue their queen's honor from the ravages of the internet. With no physical evidence of her disapproval, you can safely assume that she's still turned on by you fapping to her pictures.

Another video surfaced soon after that one, claiming that the true conversation between Niki and Cate stated that she fully embraced the Boxxy phenomenon & created it to jump start her acting career. According to this other video, Boxxy wants her fan forums & clubs to be expanded and for more to be created but she does not plan to return as Boxxy.

It is unknown which of these messages are true or if anyone should care anymore, at this point.

New Wave of Pictures

Following these videos around 60 previously unseen,
The Killwebs index page after personal info was leaked. tl;dr BAWWWW
intolerably blurry boxxy photos were obtained by "Cali4nia" of Killwebs.com. After Cali4nia had spent several weeks flirting with Niki; one of Boxxy's IRL friends;
A forum post by a killwebs member, illustrating their fearsome hacking skills (obvious sarcasm is obvious?..guess not)
he convinced her to send him some previously unseen images of Boxxy, which he then raped with the "Killwebs" logo in gargantuan font to aggravate those stupid-ass boxxyfags. Five seconds later some boxxyfag released unblurry copies without the logo. and Killwebs attempted to take revenge for having his hard work ruined, by doxing those responsible None of this ever happened, lolwtf. Eventually Cali4nia's home address, phone number, name and family members' names were released instead by 888chan, causing the Killwebs team to shut down their site. Killwebs returned briefly in 2010 vowing a new "NoBoxxyFag" policy, hoping that their retardation of the past will be forgiven and forgotten. Soon after, another fake shut down commenced. As of now Cali4nia is attempting another return, which hasn't been going well since a boxxyfag has taken to tracing his IP and tracking him everytime he enters any Boxxy fansite (which he tends to be on all the time), as well as destroying his new wiki. After this was announced publicly on unichan, Cali4nia decided to BAWWWWW sum more and disappear again.

December 10, 2009 - The shitstorm clouds roll in...

 
 
boxxy and boxxybabee are registered trademarks by Lia Dawson & Frank Lawson Network.
 

 

On December 10, 2009, the Boxxybabee account and its videos were taken down due to a copyright claim by somebody named Lia Dawson (YouTube Account - Suspended) & Frank Lawson. This Lia person claims to know Boxxy and has orders to take all Boxxy-related material on YouTube down (as stated on a video that has since been deleted by lia).

This is all likely to be bullshit, but it has also been discovered that "Boxxy" was a registered trademark of Oulipo, Inc. from 2006 to 2008. This copyright was renewed on December 2nd, 2009. It's unclear if there is any connection to these two events or if anyone gives a shit.

It was eventually discovered by YouTube user ChrissyRin (YouTube Account) that "Lia Dawson" is actually a scamming douchebag who attempted to steal Boxxy's account (as well as 20+ others) for his/her own gain.

On December 14th, the boxxybabee account was activated again but without any videos on it. Soon after over the next few days, the videos were completely restored with all the comments intact. According to Lia, this was done at his/her own discretion and they could choose to remove it all once more, if they wish.

Soon after, the Lia account was abandoned by whoever owned it. According to chatter, the account was haxored in early January 2010 and taken over by an unknown party affiliated with Tinychan. On Janurary 07, 2010, the JewTube account was suspended, along with every other JewTube account linked to this DMCA scammer. It is believed this complete suspension only occurred because the scammer (now known as Xavier) decided to be a complete, moronic douchebag & go onto Twitter to kiss a bunch of JewTube representatives asses (as well as show what he had done), hoping to become one of the site's partners. Within the hour of that conversation occuring, Google & JewTube shut down every JewTube account (well over 20 accounts) & g-mail account connected to him. Every single video & account ever taken down by "Lia", "Frank" & anything connected to "them" has since been restored.

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