Botnet

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Successful use of a botnet.

A botnet is a collection of computers that have been infected with viruses that allow nefarious individuals to take control of your computer (which becomes a "zombie" and part of a "bot army") and use it for nefarious business. The overall result is a virtual 'army' of zombie computers ready to the bidding of the nefarious botnet's owner; usually eating virtual brains.

Botnets are a valuable commodity on the Internets Black Market available to any fuckwit with a stolen credit card and a burning desire to get v&, prosecuted and jailed with hardened criminals. They can be found on hacker forums and on hacker IRC, but your best bet -if you want one- is to ask the guys at David's DDOS Shop.

Well known fuck-me-over botnets are: MyDoom, Blaster, Storm Worm, AIDS, and SQL Slammer. When a faggot makes a botnet, he typically steals Rbot or RxBot code from http://www.vxchaos.2hell.com . Only n00bz use that shit. Botnets are capable of many things:

Fucking you over.
Taking your internets.
Making you look like a criminal (Wiki "NetBus")
Stealing CP.
Making you and thousands of others pwn someone
Stealing your 'nfo
DDoS
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PROFIT!!!

Most of the time, a botnet is used to DDoS a site. When some one issues a command, it's usually through IRC. When a faggot decides to DDoS the net, on R/xBot platforms, he issues: .ddos.random internet 60. That takes down the internet, providing he has 29493939493843937984739348.34 Commodore 64's.

The unknown, yet largest botnet to date, is the "Storm botnet." Storm has achieved a record of 1.7Million bots on Semptember, 2007. This botnet attacked a Republican website for lulz, generating 5 gigabytes of traffic a second against the site. Fried chips, anyone?

That's about all I can tell you before I get DDoS'd/Patriot Act on my ass.

MarshViperX Pasta

You talk so much about programming, but you cant talk about hacking because you cant actually do anything. I run a hacked network of computers that I programmed to click on googles ads in my secret website. I even write my own viruses to make people get hacked into my network. I work at home and have a bunch of screens showing me what people on my network are doing on their screens. I can even set it so that i can see the code of their computers. can you guys do any of that? I dont think so. I bet you dont know where all the websites real hackers hang out are either? if you name them, I just might tell them that marshviperX sent you.