Borderline personality disorder

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

People with BPD can be recognized by the broken mirror effects on their faces

Borderline personality disorder is a clinical term for those generally recognized as so supremely fucked up that insurance companies will pay for them to be tranquilized. If you have borderline personality disorder you should kill yourself. Seriously, there's no hope for people like you. Just die.

Anyone claiming to have Borderline personality disorder OTI are of course, wonderful trollbait and contain more lulz-per-pound than a furry convention. However, if you ever see one of these special individuals IRL, trolling is ill-advised. BPD can make some people very dangerous and they could become violent given enough irritation. However, if you do decide to risk being decapitated by a raving lunatic, you'd best have a witness there to film dat shit and put it on YouTube.

1 Symptoms
2 Causes
3 Treatment
4 See Also
5 External Links

[edit] Symptoms

Borderlines are frequently emotionally manipulative, codependent, demanding, masochistic, paranoid, sexually deviant, and display quasi-psychosis. They see people as either perfect or the enemy. Some within the psychiatric community have sought to rename this disorder Adolescence.

Suffers of BPD are known to constantly change their mind about everything, including their sexual orientation. This phenomenon is also commonly embraced by art students and 16 year old girls who want to impress their boyfriends.

People with BPD often experience something medically termed Being an Emo. They like to go on frantic emotional rants, often on their LiveJournal and they can't relate to other people, making them sad-sack loners. This often leads to them becoming cutters and possibly even an heroes because nobody understands them, not even they understand themselves. This symptom of self injury has led every Emo in the world to e-diagnose themselves with BPD.

[edit] Causes

BPD is commonly thought to be caused by childhood trauma, such as being almost raped or having a dead friend. This is yet another sob story commonly whined about by sufferers on the internets. So far, venting this boring traumatic emo rambling has proved unsuccessful in curing the emo lifestyle, so listening to it isn't really worth your time.

[edit] Treatment

At present, there is no cure for BPD, though many sufferers tend to self medicate through such means as food, drugs, spending excessively, gambling, stealing, driving recklessly, and having unsafe sex. These fat alcoholic dangers to society then post videos of themselves doing aforementioned behavious on YouTube promptly winning themselves a luxurious bubble bath vacation with Bubba.

An experiment conducted at a London laboratory recently showed that Arsenic cured the disease with a 75% success rate. Death counts as a success.