Book
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
A collection of slowly decaying slices of tree, glued together with dead horses and covered in squid juice. Definitely old media. Nothing of interest has ever been written in a book - and if it has, it's also available on the internets. It's rumored that people kept their Livejournals in books before the internets, but this seems unlikely - who would keep a journal that no-one else could read, am i rite?. Books are also ultimately responsible for the creation of religion,role-playing and most of the slashfic in existence - which is why they should be destroyed at every opportunity.
Since the creation of the internet last thursday nobody gives a shit about books anymore. Some nostalgic nerds have tried by writing books about the internet such as Otherland but lazy americans don't want to waste their energy turning pages.
Scientists speculate that many years ago, books contained some importance to people. Possibly having some informational value. It is unknown whether this will be proven true or false.
Books are often found in the backpacks of loli. As they have no nutritional value and do not act a lubricant, it is suggested you use the books raise the loli up to waist height. Most Pedophiles post the titles of the books they have found on Lithursday.
[edit] Books as a source of lulz
- Hitler and his fanclub like burning books, which creates much drama amongst whiners.
- Revealing spoilers to a book's rabid fans is good for a lul or two.
- Paladin-Press books are practically lulz manuals.
- The Bible and the Koran are both books. If that's not a huge recipe for drama, I don't know what is.
