Boinkity

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Boinkity, as he goes by on the Intarwebs, is a well-rounded 19 year old man who just happens to love the little girls' cartoon, Powerpuff Girls. Seriously, he does. He colors over the art from the show and claims to have drawn it himself, when it is very obviously recolored. When told that what he is doing is illegal, he flies into a rage and draws beautiful pictures of you (see below). THIS JUST IN: Boinkity does not understand the sarcasm. Upon being informed that his art was wonderful, he failed to see that the user telling him this was simply doing it for the lulz.

This is pretty much the only thing in his gallery he actually drew.

The Beginning

At least 100 years ago, Boinkity, AKA Mike Caramante (We have his powerword. It's all over now.), made his appearance on deviantART to show his mad recoloring skillz to the world. This brilliant plan backfired on him when another user on deviantart noticed that his works were shopped and called him out on it. Outraged that he had been caught, Boinkity proceeded to make angry journals, draw the offenders, and tell fucking everyone who it was. Upon being found out, Boinkity hid the comments of those who accused him and told everyone what big fat meanies they were. After cooling down a little, Boinkity STILL made more of his self-drawn comics.

Lies.

You can't unsee it.

They're Over 9000!

In his shitty comics, Boinkity lives out his dream: he's a star in his favorite cartoon, the Powerpuff Girls! The characters, which round up to over 9000, are all carbon copies of his Mary-Sue main character, Boinkity Caramante. Boinkity, who always saves the day, lives in a pokeball. He has at least 100 sisters and brothers who die about a million fucking times while making poetic, noble speeches, plus two Pokemon that run around pantsless. Boinkity is on a search to find out what happened in his past or some emo bullshit, and he also needs to find the chaos Pokemon, whatever those are. Among the people he meets is Timebomb Sexy, who possibly has the most amusing name ever. She is an obvious humanitarian who wants nothing more than to suck Boinkity's powerpuff popsicle. Since he constantly refuses her and insists that girls are icky, she dresses like a Japanese school girl and slits her wrists. In the comic, Timebomb Sexy (or TBS as she prefers) helps Boinkity on his quest so that he may one day boink her as a thank you. As we soon discover, Boinkity has over 9000 organizations and bad bad men hunting him down so that they, too, may feast upon his monstrous dick. As he is an elusive little fucker and no one can catch him, Boinkity is always very smug. As everyone in the comic must adore Boinkity, even the ones who are after him claim to have respect for him, proving that he is one of the worst Mary-Sues in the history of the interbutt.

Obvious? No!

Unbeknownst to Boinkity, people have eyes. Eyes that they use to see his lies, depicted above. He seems to think that we can't see the spots of the original characters that he did not color, which is pretty fucking stupid, seeing as it's REALLY REALLY OBVIOUS. Usually, Boinkity is a colored-over version of Blossom from the cartoon. He vehemently denies this, claiming that he did draw everything in his gallery. Go ahead and tell him that you can see the marks of pink where he missed Blossom's eye, and point out that most of his "original characters" are actually 'Puffed versions of members from the Rowdyruff.net forums. See what he does. If you wish to get maximum lulz, tell him that his original characters suck and he should become an hero. If he does do us the favor of becoming an hero, the lulz will be vast.

IM LEAVIN DA FOREVERZ!!11

~~Victory? If his asslickers tell him that his comics do indeed suck, he is leaving deviantart forever!!1~~ HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS. In a recent journal, Boinkity told us that he would be staying and that we jerks should mind our own business. Yeah right. Recently, Boinkity DELETED FUCKING EVERYTHING.

BAWWWWWWW!!1

Vandalism

Not unexpectedly, this article has already been vandalized by Boinkity's main asspatter. He/she/it tried to make what we said about Boinkity nice and sweet, but was foiled and promptly got b&. I was not lucky enough to screencap these stupid acts of vandalism, but I'm sure there's much moar to come.

Lulzy Quotes

“	Who are the lulz?	„
—Boinkity, after a 19 year stint under a fucking rock.

“	Is there something wrong with my style, you two? Hmm?! IS THERE?!	„
—Boinkity, showing us that recolors are serious business.

“	Anyways, who and what are the lulz?	„
—Boinkity, still clueless as to what he is causing for some people.

“	Look, stop joking around with me!! I'm not in the mood for games right now!! Heck, I bet this whole "lulz" thing is your way of telling me to stop drawing my comics!! Well, guess what? IT'S NOT GOING TO WORK, YOU WITCH!! I'm not stopping until i'm done with them!!	„
—Boinkity, after being explained to what the lulz are, still does not understand. And he's an internet tough guy.

“	You said the following, "YOU MUST BECOME AN HERO! It's the only way! The hole you've dug in teh internets is too deep to get out of!!1" How exactly do I do that?	„
—Boinkity, not knowing what is means to become an hero.

“	NO!!! I WON'T DO IT!! I'M NOT GOING TO COMMIT SUICIDE OVER THIS!! I WON'T! I WON'T! I WON'T!!!!!	„
—Boinkity, who now understands what it means to become an hero. But of course, he won't do it. HE WON'T!!!!!!!!1