Forum
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A forum is a shitty place on the Internets where retards like to argue, bitch, and moan about unimportant and uninteresting topics
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History
Back when the old media still reigned and the Internets were owned by AOL, basement-dwellers would hang out on a version of the web known as BBS. BBS was quick to evolve into newsgroups, which begat forums, which begat *chans, which now herald the end of humanity as we know it.
Every known forum thread in the Universe
- FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU Microsoft!
- Where do babies come from?
- I don't know where the hole is at can you help!!
- Blue Vs. Red or Xbox vs. PS3
- Obama!!!!!!!!!!
- Teenshawtsex[DOT]COM
- Why am I still alive?
- Why can't I become an wiiro
- My stuff is better than yours Faggot
- Windows Vs. Macintosh
- Fail
- Am I retarded?
- Which game do you think has b3tt3r Ghapix??
- Jews Did WTC!
- Spam Topic
- Lollercoaster
- Anal Pics inside hurry be4 the mods come close!
Having a Forum Instead of Real Content
Some web sites exist exclusively as forums. *Chans, for instance, are forums where the only thing one can do is upload pictures of loli, shota, or THE PIC. Other places, like Something Awful or Fark, have no redeeming value other than their forums. In all cases, forums are where lulz are harvested for the good of the many in the form of trolls and internet tough guys. IMDB and its forums are notable in that the former does have valuable content, but the latter counters that content with its ability to actually force you to put a gun in your mouth and pull the trigger.
Full of Win
Occasionally forums are taken too seriously, which often results in epic threads. When this occurs mods often baleet the thread and pretend the epicness never happened, therefore you should always archive potential epic threads for great justice and copypasta to ED.
V& > B&
Forums do not meet their true potential until someone ends up banned or vanned. In these special cases, it is the duty of the agents of the lulz to duplicate and post everything that led to the smiting.
List of Forums
As you can see, the Internet has a variety of forums catering normal people and sick fucks alike:
- ED Forums - Encyclopedia Dramatica's own forums. No faggots allowed. You can be gay, just not a faggot.
- The Acorn Cafe - Site for Rangerphiles and their love for SWEET ANTHROPOMORPHIC TOON MOUSE BOOTY!
- Banned all stars - The anti-thesis of all that is lulz. Avoid like the plague.
- Chans - Not even one sentence can describe them.
- Citadel - One of the relics of Web 1.0.
- Complaints Forum - Endless bitching and moaning by sniveling TARTlets.
- DTV Forum - Australian digital TV forum. Easy trolling target.
- ED Forums
- Ed's Room - A spinoff of Citadel that caters to Internet retrofags.
- Enturbulation - Anti-Co$ war room used by channers and goons to destroy the evil Scientology and to show us why we can't have nice things.
- EQ2Flames - EverQuest II fan forum.
- Fire's Forum - A forum for retarded 13 year old boys which nobody knows.
- Free Republic - Jew forum.
- GameFAQs/Gamespot - Message board hell.
- Imperial Library's Storyboard - YaBB forum on monkeytruth from The Elder Scrolls of games.
- Jedi Fleet - Group of Star Wars geeks obsessed with a WWII MMOG. Pretend you are a major n00b who wants to join the Fleet. Also quote Snakes on a Plane.
- Musicals.net - A generous source of online drama.
- Mygnrforum - Shitty Guns N' Roses forum.
- Otaku Studios - Pedophiles, Runescape fags, and other desirables call this place home.
Oinklol v&- Ph33rforums - Gaming/machinima site that's full on nerd rage.
- Semiotic - Muslim Jihad discussion forum.
- Something Awful - Elitist forum for old nerds willing to spend ten bucks on their shitty account. And that's just for the standard account.
- Television Without Pity - Unfunny site about TV.
- Thunderdome - Chanology utility to debrief moralfag protesters into HACKERS ON STEROIDS.
- The Flood - Apparantly, "they were here".
- Totse - This is where you go to get your knowledge on Computer Science III.
- Quake 3 World - Quake forums, used to be cool. Now overrun by Jews.
- Gears of War Forums - Kewl Kidz troll and spam the forums 24/7, sit and watch I gaurantee you the time of your life!!!
- Virtual Teen Full of 13-year-old boys convincing each other that they're Not Gay
 Yahoo! Answers will give you more that you've bargained for. |
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See Also
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Forum is part of a series on Language & Communication. |
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