Fellatio
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
The opposite of anal sex. Fellatio comes from the Latin Fellatus, which means "to suck cock".
Your Mom does this really well.
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Technique
Explanation on how to get head--written by the expert!
- Get her really drunk
The Variation, popular with self injury folk:
- While she is sucking, tell her that you will rape her
- She will at this point bite your penis off
- Awesome!.
Gay head
Gay head is different because you do not have to get any girls drunk. All gay men love giving head so you don't have to even worry if you're ugly or have a small hairy cock. Gay men will suck on any cock at any time. This is because if you are gay you can either suck cock or take it up the ass, so gay men don't have many options to choose from.
Autofellatio
Hard to describe, but How to Suck Your Own Dick gives a good guide. Also TOW has a nice image of it, proving that Jimbo Wales is a sick fuck.
Slang
Fellatio is the medical term--what are kids using on the street?
- Lulzing balls
- Becoming rich and beautiful
- Getting your dick sucked by your mom you fucking fruit
- Chookling mah playmates- See Didaskalos
- "Shit was SO cash"
Also
A character in William Shakespeare's The Tempest. Not to be confused with Bond villain henchman, Oddjob (unless that was one of those "odd jobs" he was named after).
Benefits for Women
Besides being a quicker way to that big promotion, a blowjob has also been shown in various studies to be a more effective way for fat chicks to get laid. Many of these studies were done during the Clinton Administration. For anorexic girls, semen consumption provides assorted proteins and lastly, a forced blowjob makes any women learn her place.
Successful Blowjobs
 Proper technique |
 Is she still alive? Edit: It's a trap. |
 Tastes like chicken! |
 Some are gooier than others. |
 Two for one! ZOMG pr0n movie link kthnx |
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 Obvious gay is Obvious. |
 Ben Stiller's only successful movie |
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 The few. The proud. |
 Dorian Thorn sucks cock daily. |
 A handjob is fine too |
 Animals do it harder, better, faster, stronger. |
Failed Blowjobs
 Stick cock where? |
 Textbook example of The Volcano. |
 DONT CROSS THE STREAMS!!!! |
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 National pastime of Japan |
 JAWSOME! Skeet Sharks! |
 What to do when the bitch fails it |
 Fellatio done wrong. |
 those lips aren't just for looks. |
Blowjobs in Videogames
 Looks like Zangief can't swallow all of that. |
 You go girl! |
 Complete with squarish cum. See: Gloom |
Blowjob on YouTube
Yes. You just watched that.
See Also
- A perfect execution of one sans cumshot.
- Woman
